• Caleb commented on the post, bow 8 years, 3 months ago

    Bow…ties. I mean seriously, who came up with that stuff. Sure it looks snazzy and stuff but compared to the normal tie, it’s inferior. It’s like the normal tie is his big brother and there’s no way the bow tie can come out on top. I bet the bow tie was always the last guy […]

  • Caleb commented on the post, canteen 8 years, 4 months ago

    I would probably never use a canteen. It barely holds enough water and the only times I see people use them is when they’re in the desert or some other dry area with no water to be found for miles. Really? You’re going to bring that small little container to hold your water? I’d bring […]

  • Caleb commented on the post, booth 8 years, 4 months ago

    The phone booth is ridiculous. Why? Because Superman changes in it. What’s wrong with that? Well phone booths are usually all made of glass panels, which means you can see exactly what goes on inside. Therefore, if Superman decides to change into his costume, he chooses the one place where everyone can see him change. […]

  • Caleb commented on the post, thief 8 years, 4 months ago

    Once I woke up, after losing my tooth and putting it under my pillow so that the tooth fairy would take it and give me money, and found that my tooth went missing. I thought it was a thief who stole my tooth so that they could sell it to the tooth fairy for money…then […]

  • Caleb commented on the post, wrath 8 years, 4 months ago

    I heard that the Greek Gods would unleash their wrath on the mortals of Earth whenever they were angry. Zues would hurl lightening bolts at random pedestrians. And it would hurt. A LOT! Good thing I have never faced the Gods’ wrath before.

  • Caleb commented on the post, domestic 8 years, 4 months ago

    Domestic dogs are cool. I’m pretty sure I’m using this right. I’m not a fan of wild dogs because they bite me and they have rabies. Rabies isn’t cool and it kind of hurts I think. I would need a lot of napkins all the time because I would drool 24/7 if I had rabies. […]