• Britt commented on the post, sweep 6 years, 6 months ago

    “all day long you’ve been at this.”

    “yes, seeing as i was the one doing the sweeping i am certain that i have in fact been at this all day.”

    “well i’m just saying, maybe it’s time to take a break?”

    “never, my friend, for the floor is never clean.”

  • Britt commented on the post, size 6 years, 6 months ago

    “it’s not that bad, i don’t think,”

    “no shut up it really is that bad.”

    “no no no, it’s just, maybe, like, not fully grown?”

    “wikipedia says it is.”

    “okay well, huh.”

    “maybe i should just get another fish?”

    “yeah definitely.”

  • Britt commented on the post, speech 6 years, 6 months ago

    “remember, the water is on the table to your right.”

    “i know.”

    “remember to enunciate, you know you slur your words when you get nervous.”

    “i know.”

    “you’ll do great.”

    “i know.”

  • Britt commented on the post, lord 6 years, 6 months ago

    “put this in the closet.”

    “yes, sir.”

    “and this in the top drawer.”

    “yes, sir.”

    “and make sure to make my bed later.”

    “of course, milord.”

  • Britt commented on the post, barrel 6 years, 6 months ago

    the barrel falls to the ground and the shining red spills over the cracks on the floor.

    “you’ve spilt my wine, you asshole.”

    “sorry kid, tough luck.”