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January 19th, 2011 | 368 Entries

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  1. once there was a spider named bob he lived in a 5 story house with an elephant named pop pop did not like bob bob did not like pop they hated each other so much.

    By Ahsan on 01.20.2011

  2. A spider is a creatute that many often mistake for an insect, but I don’t remember what it is sopposed to be. Maybe an arachnid or something…

    By Crinzi on 01.20.2011

  3. entangled and entwined. struggling to break free of your spiderweb of lies. who shall be your next victim? poor little insect indeed.

    By abella URL on 01.20.2011

  4. this is my spider. he is my constant companion. he scares away people i hate, people i don’t know, even the people i love. he is the only one i can confide in. i use him to come to terms with my loneliness.

    By jilnelson132 URL on 01.20.2011

  5. I hate spiders. They freak me the fuck out, and I wish that they wouldn’t be around so much. They have lots of legs. I used to step on them with my bare feet, I was crazy. But no. And you DON’T eat 8 in your sleep, fun fact, that is a myth. I had a praying mantas in my house once, but spiders are much scarier. The smaller the creepier. The red dot ones that live in Australia are super creepy, not a fan. Apparently Koalas aren’t too nice either, go figure.

    By Phoebe on 01.20.2011

  6. So the little spider ran away from the apple and the worm and hid under some violets. The worm called out after her, but the spider was too mortified for having eaten his apple.

    By Jesster URL on 01.20.2011

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    By bob on 01.20.2011

  8. A spider has six legs. spiders can get eaten by snakes. spiders shoot webs out of their arms. a spider can hang upside down from the webs.

    By Samantha URL on 01.20.2011

  9. this is the same word as yesterday, last night to be specific. how often do the words update? at a certain time each day?

    like yesterday, i still hate spiders.

    By elz URL on 01.20.2011

  10. there was a asian who had a spider who kept going potty in the wrong place so he went poitty on the spider and the spider fartied and the world blew up…. the end…maybe bob the builder

    TEHE

    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  11. one thee was a hobo who eat a spider who went potty in his mouth and went potty on justin beaver and went lalalalala but in the end died of stupidity… ASIAN STUPIDITY.. the end

    TEHE

    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  12. asian santa claus with no belly button that eats emo children, and as i speak is dying of BIEBER FEVER and can only be cured by LADY GAGA MAN AWESOMESAUCE

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  13. long spindly legs, instilling fear into giant meat puppets.
    Living singular lives in the webs of time
    Breeding, feeding, dying
    i like spiders

    By andrea on 01.20.2011

  14. one day there was a asian whos name was spiderpig/brian and went lalalalala and went to the bathroom and went tehe and did bannana with santa claus XD lalalala TEHE

    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  15. creepiest critters out there. INstant flight or fight response to the mere word.

    By Jenny URL on 01.20.2011

  16. a man farted and killed the spider. then the man had extreme diary and died.

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  17. As the farmer walked into the barn he looked up at the rafters and saw the words “Some pig” written in a spider’s web. Hmm, he thought. Some spider! I must let all my friends know at once!

    By Laura URL on 01.20.2011

  18. someone had a hobo named spider who went to the wrong stored and the wrong place and stepeed on himself and let gas out and flew to china and wqent potty on the street and gut XD…. TEHE

    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  19. spiders are creatures of the night, waiting watching creeping until their prey meets their eminent demise. Ninjas of the micro world they stalk or wait, laying traps until finally the target is ensnared and begins to suffer indefinitely.

    By Nick DiNapoli URL on 01.20.2011

  20. the spider said to everyone “I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE” and everyone escaped to the sun and died of being slapped to much.

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  21. “holy SHIT!” caleb shouted, scrambling off the floor like a little girl. i laughed a little bit with him and a little bit at him. “it’s just a spider,” i chuckled, and flicked it toward the door. he struggled to regain his manhood. “i know,” he stood up.

    By caroline on 01.20.2011

  22. I always used to pass a small book in my college bookstore, explaining the history of the mythology of the spider, a work of history in which we knew spider from every folk tale and spider, and it talked about his role as trickster, of famed jester who could pull the greatest ruses on all of the animals of the forest. I wonder if that small book’s price of $25.99 was one of his latest, and what kind of animal it would make me if I was idiot enough to pay that kind of price for a paper-thin hardcover. Probably badger or bear, or some lumbering hungry creature like that.

    By Jack URL on 01.20.2011

  23. hewoz i’m yeloow and i have money lalalalalalala money makes the world go round and round and causes stup[idity and all the other worldly problems lalallalalalalalalala bannanamobile XD TEHE

    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  24. spiders, man. how do they work. I mean seriously, fucking spiders, with all their legs and shit, spinning webs, hanging out, not giving a fuck. spiders. they’re the shit.

    By yndi halda on 01.20.2011

  25. your momma said the cow to the spider. what about my momma said the spider. i dont know. MILK

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  26. Didn’t we already do this one before? A spider is a creepy crawly creature that I very much dislike in my room when I’m trying to sleep. I don’t mind them in other places. I mean, they’re just trying to live out their life and get things done, just like everything and everyone else in the world. So why kill them?

    Well, since some very poisonous ones live around my house, I kill them if they’re in my room. I don’t really want to get bit in the middle of the night and end up dead or some other such thing happening.

    By AG Stewart URL on 01.20.2011

  27. i forgot to breathe today so i died. sadface = ..(

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  28. I saw a massive spider in the bath and screamed, hope no one heard me though. Hopefully if i run the water then the spiders will get washed down the plug hole and i can finally get a wash.

    By tara on 01.20.2011

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    By asians incorperated on 01.20.2011

  30. my most favorite thing to eat is FOOD. its so good!!!

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  31. I think spiders are wonderful creatures; I like how they spin webs. I really like it when it’s frosty and the spider’s webs are all white and solid yet fragile at the same time; the webs look awesome. I also think that spiders are very resourceful creatures too!

    By juicy on 01.20.2011

  32. i eat rocks

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  33. i cut things at dunkin donuts and make things go on fire

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  34. when santa claus came to my house he ate all my children and said merry christmas and hail hitler u oversized woman to me. even though im not a woman. and im only 856 pounds.

    By SANTA CLAUS IS COMING FOR YOU on 01.20.2011

  35. Spiders were the subject of my senior research project in college. I caputured and identified as many species as I could at our college field station in southern OH. By the middle of my research project, I was having a difficult time capturing and preserving these creatures in alcohol because I became so fond of them. They were amazing creatures. They create threads by pulling liquid silk from their abdomens. The physical pulling changes the molecular structure of the liquid silk to solid, thus making the fine strands which are stronger than steel. Someone was just telling me how log trucks now use something called spider rope, which is modeled after actual spider silk threads, to tie down the log loads. Amazing!

    By Jennifer on 01.20.2011

  36. Why are we so afraid of spiders but not a moose? I think it’s because insects (and arachnids) are so alien looking. Is there anything our size that has twelve eyes and eight legs…and is hairy? They’re just disgusting. I am somehow more afraid of them than I am sharks, but probably because I’ve never found a shark in my kitchen.

    By B URL on 01.20.2011

  37. The spider was neither huge nor terrifying. It looked a little sad, actually. A melancholy spider. Its many eyes were dewy with tiny tears and its mandibles were definitely drooping.

    By Krosp URL on 01.20.2011

  38. dont touch me
    dont even think about touching me
    your tiny feet
    incidental
    accidental
    the tickle, the shiver
    it could be nice.
    it’s not nice.
    it’s invasive
    uninvited
    tickle tap torture
    dont touch me

    By the other one on 01.20.2011

  39. I already wrote about this!
    CHANGE IT. Just kidding..
    New Spiderman anyone? Andrew Garfield as the new Peter Parker.
    Holla.
    Everyone seems to be constantly chirping him out for it but I have faith that he will most definitely show all the haters up.
    2012, can’t wait.
    Just do me a favour please.
    Release it before the end of the world.
    Thanks a bunch.

    By R.L URL on 01.20.2011

  40. The fly was wriggling as hard as it could in the middle of the web, but the spider was skittering towards it, and it was too late.

    “Urgh” the little girl said, as the spider seized the little insect. She didn’t look away, though.

    By Jonny URL on 01.20.2011