heels

March 15th, 2011 | 680 Entries

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680 Entries for “heels”

  1. Heels are a terrible thing. They ache when you have the wrong shoes. I saw a pun once about someone who fixes shoes. They save your sole. They heel you. That made me laugh. I’ve always loved corny jokes. My dad makes them a lot. It’s one of those simple joys. At least my boyfriend doesn’t mind. He makes them too, but his are usually more sexual. Love me, love my dog, though, and I love my dog of a boyfriend very much. :)

    by Kirra on 03.15.2011
  2. my eyes my sky , gettin to see thru some ending, i shall pass, one

    by patrick reinhardt on 03.15.2011
  3. High heels. Stilettos. French. Allure. Beauty. Skinny. Intrigue. Calves. Silk. Pumps. Fellatio. Skirts.

    by Jennie on 03.15.2011
  4. My heels are very beaten up. The body part that is. You see, one time I had to save my sister from the clutches of the evil penguin king. While doing this my shoes broke off of my feet so I ran through the frozen tundra bare foot.

  5. The skin off the heels of his hands was shredded off, droplets of blood bubbling up in the cracks.
    “See,” sneered his father, ” I told you that you couldn’t do it.”
    And he lay on the pavement wishing with all of his might that he could kill him.

  6. Heels are a man’s invention to stop woman from running away. They’re hell, they hurt; but damn they’re cute. They’re a sex symbol, that’s all. But one that causes pain and blisters.

  7. I am wearing fabulous red heels today that I bought with my pitiful tax return one year. Though in retrospect, getting even a little tax return is better than none. Which reminds me, I should be doing taxes soon…

    by Stella on 03.15.2011
  8. I love high heels they make me feel so tall. plus high heels are really pretty I almost bought a pair of really cute high heels but it was too big for my feet so I had to buy a pair of not high but high heels. They are shoes. And I love shoes!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. i have heels they are cool they are soft

    by blake on 03.15.2011
  10. I love high heels. I know I shouldn’t. They’re so bad for your heels and your legs–but my posture improves immensely and I just love the cuteness of them! That’s so girly. But what can I do? I am what I am.

  11. HEELS! i like heels, but they could really really hurt your feeties! but they are cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. I love high heels they make me feel so tall. plus high heels are really pretty I almost bought a pair of really cute high heels but it was too big for my feet so I had to buy a pair of not high but high heels. They are shoes.

  13. Feet, shoes, Achilles had a heel. He was invincible except for that, and that’s how he was killed. That’s what you say to a dog when they are supposed to stay by you.

    by NHedrich on 03.15.2011
  14. I am a stereotype today.. Lord knows why. I actually don’t think I am… I rather defy the norm, but I feel overly average right now… and it’s this exact thought process that is making me a goddamn stereotype!!!

    STEREOTYPES AND PREJUDICES EXIST FOR A REASON.

    p.s. heels

    by Megan M on 03.15.2011
  15. lift up at the sight of you, the sweet, salty tang of your lips and your arms wrap around me holding me close and far from everything else everything

    by emily Sickles on 03.15.2011
  16. heels are a great way to wear your shoes they are great with a dress or just dressing up. Heels can also look cute because heels are cute and great. Opps I forgot about heels they come in all different sizes and styles some are very retro while others are sifisticated, and cute!

    by Megan on 03.15.2011
  17. I can’t walk in heels. I have a really pretty pair of them, but I can’t take more than five steps or I’ll fall on my face. I just bought them for a school dance, but I ended up borrowing my sisters flats. Are you supposed to dance in heels anyways? I don’t know. I’m kinda a shoe noob.

  18. Heels are the things I wear when I work on my corner…… SELLING LEMONADE! Woooot! You cant beat me! I eats lemons! Ticky ticky!

  19. And I followed you but you won’t stop you never stop don’t you see my eyes are following your heels in brownblue gold and purple enamel like on my fingernails in your coat asking you to stop begging you to slow down and drag those perfect heels in the dirt for me just to buy me some time but you don’t stop your heels carry on without you perfectly clean walking away

    by Sarah on 03.15.2011
  20. Ugh heels i can walk in them and all but i do not need the hight at all. I feel award with even a small heel on my shoes. Trust in me that being tall is not fun. When your tall you are so limited with everything! Heels being one of them.

  21. Clunk, clunk. She strutted down the hall with such vigor and pride that the passing girls could feel nothing but envy as they cowered towards the wall. Boys flocked around her, mesmerized by the fluid movements her hips made as they swayed back and forth. She was truly a beauty queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

    by kathleen Valdez on 03.15.2011
  22. It’s kinda funny how people get dry heels. Like when you buy a bottle of lotion it has a picture of some chick’s dry, cracked heels. It’s kinda gross-looking. I never get dry heels. I think it’s kinda weird. Well, I don’t mean to offend anyone with dry heels. I’m not trying to be rude.

  23. The heels were starting to hurt my feet. I couldn’t understand how others could walk in them all day and I was only at the dance.

  24. I dont get why some girls wear high heels i understand when there short but i dont like it when tall girls were heels it makes them just way to tall.

  25. I wonder why girls wear high heels when they are hard to balance on those tiny poles.

  26. If you tear your achilles heel then it can take six to nine months to ,heal if you tear both your achilles heels then your a cripple.

  27. Heels click clack. Click clack, on the ground. They pass at different speeds. Different extremities. Where are they going? I will follow… Follow with my own click clacking heels

    by Morganne Martines on 03.15.2011
  28. Heels are amazing! :D i love heels. They are gorgeous! Hah You can wear them out in the town or for like a wedding or for like special occasions or just to look hot(:

  29. heels, the feminine elevation. the leas attractive part of the foot. I have few thoughts about the body’s most prominent stump honestly.

    A little anti-climatic.

  30. heels are some thing you dont want to wear if you are really clumsy :( and it sucks if are runing in them too

    by ashley on 03.15.2011
  31. she wore heels to work that day, even though it had snowed the night before. she liked the sound of her steps down the halls and the way they made her calves look. she didn’t mind that they made her feet ache. she felt especially beautiful in the red ones.

    by Kara on 03.15.2011
  32. Heels. Part of your foot, obviously. They contain the Achilles tendon, which was a point of weakness in mythology and real life.

  33. Achilles heels were his weakness. If he got shot in his heels he would fall.

  34. Hobos always try to heel people on the street. The heeling is for spare change. hobo heels are never successful. They usualy get yelled at and told to get a job.

  35. Heels are on the back of your feet they are also the back of your shoes.

  36. i yelled real loud at the stray cat. it scared the heck out of him. he raced away with my dog hot on his heels.

  37. Heels whenever I hear heels I think of high heels. Like the ones the rude lawyer type women wear. Or your feet. You have heels.

  38. sore, aching – the heels of this shoe are silver an sexy! They are killing me but I love the toe cleavage! I have to pumice this weekend for the wedding. Feet are the sexiest part of the body, but I don’t think the heels are the sexiest part of the feet – I really think that’s the toes. I have no idea why I’m writing this!

    by Gina Dishman on 03.15.2011
  39. heel i say to my dog at the dog park. i am filled with joy. we sit down to get a drink and rest. me and my dog zoey get up and play fetch. ‘heel’ i say ‘heel’

    by jo-jo on 03.15.2011
  40. the completer of the outfit. sometimes a girl needs to be a littler superficial and throw on a pair of heels to feel good about herself. what’s not to love? they give her confidence and power, sex appeal and assertiveness.

    by margi on 03.15.2011