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hats of different shapes and sizes and colors. You have purple hats, blue hats, yellow hats, and green hats. Square hats, circular hats, rectangular hats, and oval hats.
By Skip on 09.09.2010
I wear many hats, teacher, mentor, counselor, promoter preformer artist advocate writer and I enjoy wearing all of them because I wear them well and they were fashoned for me by God Himself who by His grace with His providence for His glory
By Aaron URL on 09.09.2010
“So many hats do I have to wear,” she complained to me as she turned away from her monitor. “Why?” I asked nonchalantly, not really caring. “…because it’s the only way to look fabulous.” “…really?” “…really.” And she turned back to the keyboard, typing away.
By Janna Oakfellow-Pushee URL on 09.09.2010
Hats remind me of Jack, the Jewish person in our group. He’s what I call the magnet–the one with all the cool things to say, who knows all these random trivia facts. Every day he wears a top hat.
By Krystal URL on 09.09.2010
As you tipped your hat up, I was frozen by the exposure of your perfect porcelain skin. Do you have any idea how stunning you are? You carry around this air of perfection that no one can ignore. Yet, you’re oblivious. Don’t try suppressing your beauty through that unworthy hat.
By mariacariza URL on 09.09.2010
There’s such a varied arrangement of those… Different shapes, sizes, colors, decorations, and styles, in seemingly limitless possibilities, hanging from the hat racks in the store I randomly stepped into. I marvel at the many ways I could adorn my head.
By vish URL on 09.09.2010
It was wood with two strings, one on each side. On the ends were pom-poms with jingle bells. It was hers. I would cherish it forever.
By SarahGracie on 09.09.2010
Hats are means of letting people hide their faces; to keep others from knowing their true identity, their true ways and preventing them from seeing the lies of their lives.
By Sherry on 09.09.2010
my grandfather’s hat has always been, as far back as i can remember, perched on the same old dress mannequin’s headless neck, almost like a substitute for the missing part. it’s worn and brown, the leather cracked and peeling from years of abusive use. but each crack and worn patch, each etched groove, tells a story, gives some clue as to who the person that wore the hat was- the weather he traversed and endured under it… it’s just a shame that i know the hat better than i know man.
By olivia URL on 09.09.2010
my grandfather’s hat has always been, as far back as i can remember, perched on the same old dress mannequin’s headless neck, almost like a substitute for the missing part. it’s worn and brown, the leather cracked and peeling from years of abusive use. but each crack and worn patch, each etched groove, tells a story, gives some clue as to who the person that wore the hat was- the weather he traversed and endured under it… it’s just a shame that i know the hat better than i know the man.
purple hats, red hat society, winter, skiing. Hats give hat hair. frizzy knotty mess. fedoras. the mafia italians, suits
By Riss on 09.09.2010
i bought one recently. i think i look nice with it. it’s strange, i think hats can change people so if you find the perfect hat for the perfect occasion, it would be, well, perfect.
By se URL on 09.09.2010
hats are beautiful and nice to wear. they come in many colors and are fun to wear. Hats are amazing! You can be creative and wear whatever kind of hat you want!
By Thalia on 09.09.2010
Hats are great. They cover your head, you can throw them on your bed, or you can pull a rabbit out instead. I don’t wear hats often, because I like showing off my hair. But many costumes require a hat.
By Alan on 09.09.2010
We all wear different hats. Some people where a different hat once a day…some people change hats multiple times in a day…some in a matter of hours…minutes. Forget masks…what about hats?
By catarine URL on 09.09.2010
Hats amongst the doorknobs then off into the sky. Allow them to escape this world of ours. Don’t make them stay. What’s to say when they are taken off they don’t want to go back on?
By Mario Borza URL on 09.09.2010
I never really wore hats that much, but since I decided to grow my hair out for 3 years and donate for cancer patients, I wear hats a lot because my hair is kind of hard to manage. Oh well! Worth it to me. :)
By Scott Rose URL on 09.09.2010
Hats or tails…
Coats or boas…
Shoes or stiletoes…
Tie or untie…
By LotteZwo URL on 09.09.2010
Hats on the mats for the masses of the world.
Hats on the rats for the steaks of the queen-
She will drown with her tears and will choke with the tiers
Of her bonnet,
Her fancy hat.
By Jhosy URL on 09.09.2010
This man went to buy some hats at the hats store. He found out that hats were more expensive then the hats we had bought in the past. We wanted to talk to h
By Nicholas Snyder on 09.09.2010
I wore that hat you made me the other day. It was all I could find in my rush for the bus. I kept my hair dry from the wet snow. The only good thing you have ever done for me.
By bec URL on 09.09.2010
sometimes i put on furry hats and pretend im russian. not because i want to be russian, its more of the feeling of awe-inspiring my fellow communists to do something wonderful with their furryness
By Smith on 09.09.2010
I like hats. They keep my head warm. I have a big head, so they seem to be necessary. I also have a big penis. penis head. Why don’t I have a hat for my penis head? It would be nice to keep my penis warm with a hat.
By Hans Ullrich on 09.09.2010
threw on a hat, drop it off at the bank, spun around and thanked the man with the bat to recreate something fat? i can’t rhyme good.
By dreadhawk URL on 09.09.2010
fashion statement or cover up?
Some won’t leave home without one
But can it really make the man?
By Jelmen Haaze on 09.09.2010
The hats she knitted were all the same: blue and brown and tasseled on top. He didn’t want to wear them, but knew she’d want him to anyway. He thought they made his head look more like an egg than ever.
This, he thought, is love. Wearing ugly hats because she made them for you.
He put them under the car seat when she wasn’t around.
By RS Bohn URL on 09.09.2010
…yeah,she was dead alright..leaning against the open driver’s window of her car.she had a dreamcatcher hanging from her rearview;a couple of cowboy hats in the back…cowboy boots on her feet,a summer dress riped open down the middle.
By Dan on 09.09.2010
Everybody on Happy Lane wore a hat. Everyone with a different color and different shape. But one man in the crowd dared to be without one. No one knew who he was.
By Bojan Nedic URL on 09.09.2010
i like hats cause they cover my head. fitteds. Yankees. Yankees are a good team. and Jay-z wears Yankee fitted hats. my size is about 7 1/4. Holla. Ja-z aint bad.
By Steven on 09.09.2010
I wear many hates.
I was thinking of all of the roles I have, at work, home.
But then I thought, ‘How lame…”
Nothing else came to mind though because I don’t really like hats.
Baseball caps look silly on me.
I’m down with stocking caps though…
By Amiee URL on 09.09.2010
“Chinese people? What were you THINKING associating with Chinese people?”
“Mom, it’s just take-out. Calm down. Here, try some. It’s delicious.”
“Oh my god get that AWAY FROM ME. Those people are loathsome and those HATS they were oh my god don’t even get me started.”
By Richardton T. Slump URL on 09.09.2010
hats. trilby hats. sailor’s caps. top hats. hats of bygone eras. they all line his mirror as if waiting in attendance for attention long lost.
By whatever URL on 09.09.2010
I love hats. I feel like hats are the best thing you could ever have. They cover your nasty hair, are a cute accessory, and they just keep your head warm. I’ve got a few hats, but I could always use more.
By Ashton on 09.09.2010
wear them on your head. Or wear them on your foot, There is no rule as to where you place a hat but society hints strongly that you place it upon your head. This is what they were originally designed for. However, in todays need for individualism, we must strive to stand out.
By Mel on 09.09.2010
You wear them, sometimes they’re big. Often sported by the gentry in a simpler time. I had a spurs hat once and left it at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
By Jonathan on 09.09.2010
I love hats!! I dont wear hats aaliyah wears hats umm. Target sells hats this is a random topic
By Amahdi on 09.09.2010
Hats hats hats
For bad hair days or just to use. Hats are so useful they cover your head in the heavy sun or the pouring rain. I devote this to you my hat friends. You are life savors for us all.
By mariela on 09.09.2010
Sewing patterns for a travelling money maker. preferably green and gray, maybe black, keep my head warm in the north and
By tag URL on 09.09.2010
When Steph said she was going to buy herself a hat, I was skeptical. You don’t even like headbands on your pate, how can you stand a full-on covering of your head? He likes seeing me in hats, she said, and it was then I knew she was taken for good.
By ash URL on 09.09.2010
Hats here, hats there, hats everywhere. Bowler hats, top hats, baseball hats (caps), chef hats, wool hats…
The Cat in the Hat. I love Dr. Suess
By JujYFru1T URL on 09.09.2010
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