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she opened up the bottle and drank up every drop of wine hoping to have it reach her core and warm her. she didn’t care about the voice in her head telling her to stop or the faces of friends and family that floated before her eyes

» Posted By Jen On 10.02.2009 @ 2:58 pm


I once had a huge houseboat on a lake in indiana. it was a dirty lake and not worth the money for the dock fee. I shared the boat with my evil bitch ex gf that screwed me over by sleeping with our best friend at the lake. they kept the boat on the dirty lake.

» Posted By jen On 03.20.2010 @ 7:08 pm


Swelling like a balloon, a massive red boil and over the beach crashing, wave’s swell. Englishman passes by, and says “gov’nor what a swell day,” and it makes me want to go out for some orange scones and english muffins and grab a latte at Starbucks minus all that sugar and cream. Might’nt you come with me to enjoy it? And our chests would swell with pride in our friendship but keep prudence!

» Posted By Jen On 03.22.2010 @ 1:44 pm



» Posted By Jen On 03.27.2010 @ 12:22 pm


When I was little I wanted one. My grandmother said I couldn’t have a bunny. For easter she bought me this stupid stuffed one that had a switch. You flipped the switch and it did flips. I felt bad because she thought it was cute. I thought it was ridiculous and I was only 8.

» Posted By Jen On 03.28.2010 @ 7:55 pm


he wore a clip on his belt… was empty today because last night wasbusy. too busy. It had been a long time since he had a good night sleep. When was this ordeal going to end? If she would just call him gback this would all be over by now. What the hell was he going to do with abnoither evening ahead of him.

» Posted By jen On 03.30.2010 @ 12:29 pm


black men are fighting with each other iwth red gloves. Like that time a guy bit another boxers ear off… ouch! the rink has a loud bell and that is my dream job, to ring that darn bell. ding ding

» Posted By Jen On 03.31.2010 @ 3:30 pm


he climbed up the tower to rescue the damsel in distress. she didn’t need saving.

» Posted By jen On 03.17.2010 @ 4:58 pm


One day I was making a sandwich…which flavor jelly should I use. I really don’t think grape jelly tastes like grapes…why so purple? is that natural?

» Posted By jen On 03.18.2010 @ 10:49 am


so i grabbed the microphone and looked at the audience and froze. A million thoughts ran through my head… Was I supposed to picture everyone naked. Why is the spotlight shaking… I can’t feel my legs… Someone coughed, bringing me back to reality.

» Posted By Jen On 10.28.2009 @ 7:16 am


The ability to think. Is it innate? Inborn?

Someone told me I had intuition. Is it something you can have? A hunch? Insight?

» Posted By Jen On 10.25.2009 @ 4:08 pm


Dirty. Gossip. Toilet paper. “I <3 Tommy.”
I wish I could stall this moment. Stop it.

» Posted By Jen On 10.21.2009 @ 1:12 pm


I never thought she’d stop caring. It was only a matter of time, they said. I didn’t believe them, and now she’s gone.

» Posted By Jen On 10.18.2009 @ 12:57 am


I would like your permission to marry your son.
He is the man of my life the sun of my day. Your permission is not necessarily needed, I will love him either way. I just want you to know, that you should be there when we walk down the aisle.

» Posted By Jen On 10.16.2009 @ 7:04 am


adapting to a new situation can be scary. it can be challenging. but when you adapt to a foreign situation, it always brings a feeling of accomplishment. knowing you had to push your boundaries and step out of that comfort zone to adapt to a new situation or place. isnt that what lifes about?

» Posted By jen On 02.12.2010 @ 11:06 am


I heard the keys jangling in my purse and knew they were there. But they were being elusive that day, hiding in all the nooks and crannies of the minutia of my purse.

» Posted By jen On 02.09.2010 @ 8:44 am


I glanced over at the clock and thought, “Do I have to get up? I sure hope not yet….”
Glance always implies a positive tone I think. It’s a hopeful word, like you will see a good thing when you glance at something.

» Posted By jen On 02.08.2010 @ 4:11 am

I glanced backwards quickly, my breath catching, as my mind attempted to process what I had just seen. It was him, wasn’t it? That had to be him, that too familiar shaggy brown hair that was melting into the crowded hallway. My breath came in gasps as I lost sight of him and fell into the wall behind me. What was he doing back?

» Posted By Jen On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am


There he was the timing couldn’t have been more perfect. I was available and looking sexy..thank goodness I didn’t go out in jogging pants and a t-shirt today. Score one for me!

» Posted By Jen On 02.02.2010 @ 10:21 am

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