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this is something i do when i see a problem with no easy solution. i usually try to let my brain think of things that my help with the task at hand. This word also makes me think about bread!

» Posted By carlos On 06.17.2011 @ 8:55 pm


domestic is a word describing common things, things you are used to like things you find laying around in your house, a domestic disturbance is something bad that happens in your house, a domesticated animal is a tammed animal, domestic things are household things like lamps, friges, and pots.

» Posted By carlos On 05.19.2011 @ 3:54 pm


Lot’s of things are obsolete. Attitudes are obsolete. People are obsolete. Am I obsolete? For many I might be. I don’t feel obsolete, though.

» Posted By Carlos On 04.13.2011 @ 2:54 am


My purpose in this life was always to love my father. I couldn’t… I killed him for a reason, a very good reason. Now that I’m here, I’d like to apologize to him, to my borther and my mother for not being with them in the funeral. But I hope they understand. Hell is no paradise.

» Posted By Carlos On 04.01.2011 @ 10:06 am


There once was a bee named Carlos. He was the hardest working bee of all the bees. Sometimes when Carlos went to collect honey, he would fly the long route to see his girl bee, Jessica. Carlos loved Jessica so much that he died.

» Posted By Carlos On 03.08.2011 @ 4:34 pm


Laurie and I went to the barber, of course Laurie is a woman, but she has beard, she works at a circus. I met her during her presentation while she was at my city. It was instant love.

» Posted By Carlos On 02.25.2011 @ 7:59 am


My sister once bought me a thick, black, wool coat. I remember smiling like an idiot when I first saw the thing. Now I look at it and it’s hard not to remember the cancer. But, I like to lose myself in memories of when she was still around.

» Posted By Carlos On 02.17.2011 @ 10:04 am


I fucking hate alarms. I hate the way I sleep through them. I hate the fact that I need one, and yet it never seems to pull through for me. I have broken and and reparied, and rebooted enough alarms for me to hate sleeping.

» Posted By Carlos On 02.08.2011 @ 10:48 am


on a whim is when i decide to purchase a big-ticket item and try to convince myself for the next month or two that the item was actually worth it (by constantly obsessing over it).

» Posted By Carlos On 01.14.2011 @ 11:49 pm


strong willed surprised and and taken back. I sat there with my eyes wide open watching this spectacle not knowing what to do. She did it to me. Crazy, happy, Taken back, I felt like a child with no idea

» Posted By Carlos On 12.08.2010 @ 8:59 pm


The potion of life is filled with a variety of ingredients. Hope, variety, joy, family, and action are all members of this potent elixir. We must all seek to keep the potion well mixed, and potent.

» Posted By Carlos On 11.03.2010 @ 8:19 am


Endless Parking Lots
Strip Malls
Formica surfaces
Plastic Wrap
Fake Plants
Auto parts
Popsicle Sticks Littering The Ground Of A National Park

» Posted By Carlos On 10.22.2010 @ 9:50 pm


“Hey you can’t go in there, jackass,” said the lady with the gruff voice, as our man attempted to enter the rear entrance to the brothel.

The man could have been polite and merely referred to the lady’s mustache as whiskers, but he had just finished up a bad day at work.

» Posted By Carlos On 10.21.2010 @ 11:13 pm


The table never was very pleasant looking, but that didn’t seem to matter now that it was smashed into a million pieces amongst large piles of rubble. The storm didn’t seem to care what houses it knocked down; poor houses, rich houses, happy houses, sad houses. It just didn’t matter.

» Posted By Carlos On 10.19.2010 @ 5:50 pm


watch tv tell time wach sister or brothe

» Posted By carlos On 09.23.2010 @ 6:02 am


Calling this morning never seemed to be a difficult thing. It was almost routine–with the exception, of course, that I knew the person on the other line was not going to pick up.

» Posted By Carlos On 09.07.2010 @ 8:31 am


it is a bleak predicament when one has to consider that being an immigrant in a foreign country inhibits your chances of ever becoming a successful individual

» Posted By Carlos On 08.25.2010 @ 11:38 am


Fossil-me-this, fossil-me-that. Really, how relevant is digging up the past to ensure a more decent future?

» Posted By Carlos On 06.27.2010 @ 11:00 pm


As I walked through the beaches of Mexico, in Acapulco, I could not help but remember the song, Amor Eterno (Eternal Love) by Spanish singer Rocio Durcal, in which she remembers her son who was died in that same beach, trapped by the ocean current.

» Posted By Carlos On 06.22.2010 @ 2:13 pm


Mineral water started out as some fanatical craze when I was growing up. Turns out, this fanatical craze was here to stay. I don’t know, I think it’s something about the word mineral that brings such a natural sophistication to anything.

» Posted By Carlos On 04.23.2010 @ 8:33 pm


deer mom,

sorry, i meant dear. i was just reminded of bambi when lightning flashed outside a couple of seconds ago. you know, lightning flash? bright? deer? headlights? you get the drift.

» Posted By carlos On 04.13.2010 @ 11:27 pm

many deer had been on the prairy eating grass, but that afternoon something changed this daily and boring routine. some creature, walking in two legs were moving beneath the woods, suddenly fire spat out from one of their metallic arms, everything i saw blacked out, only screams from my fellow deer friends where the last i heard

» Posted By Carlos On 04.13.2010 @ 9:44 pm


Paperback novels meant almost nothing to me when I was younger, just because I consumed them like oxygen. At school, they were a pain to analyze with the requirement of making sure your analysis was the exact match of your English teacher’s.

» Posted By Carlos On 04.10.2010 @ 1:12 am


recuerda los d

» Posted By Carlos On 02.02.2009 @ 2:09 am


in the middle i have tree middle fingersni can show you and i wont tell anyone about how you fingered your middle sister in the poarrty of the guy who middle name was fredy.and then he went to grav a cow from the car and he said that the cows are heavy instead of middle men who is only small and gay hehe he is gayu

» Posted By carlos On 01.27.2009 @ 5:47 pm


Shoelaces that are in knots are annoying. Garlic knots at NYPD pizza are very good. I got a knot in my shouler blade muscle. A Pretzel can be a knot. Knot funny. Knoty or nice.

» Posted By Carlos On 09.10.2009 @ 2:33 am


habitat is a good environmet for a living, i’d like to find a grat habitat for me, because i’m in the lack of one

» Posted By Carlos On 08.24.2009 @ 1:01 pm


Coffins are really…depressing, to say the least. Well, at least to me. Some people aren’t scared of death, but I am, even though I believe something will occur after I leave this Earth.
My life will end, but my soul won’t. Coffins will show me that there will be more than just the materials of this planet…I hope.

» Posted By Carlos On 08.19.2009 @ 1:17 pm


The world needs peace, because the life is bad, Jesus is the peace what you need.

» Posted By Carlos On 08.11.2009 @ 12:59 pm


To cleanse is to free yourself, mainly in the spiritual sense. Yes, you cleanse yourself in the shower, but that is merely a physical way. To truly free your mind and spirit, I feel you must cleanse yourself of all bad thoughts. That’s not to say you’re not subject to being human, but you should also always try to find your true path…that’s what I deem the right way to go.

» Posted By Carlos On 08.10.2009 @ 1:23 pm

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