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This pizza was nominated for the universe greatest. It was topped with maggots and pepperoni that was danced on by hairy old people barefooted and cooked for perfection. The tastiest thing I have ever eaten. Also, my s key does not work right I have to pound it really hard thanks to my 3-year-old.

» Posted By Luke On 01.31.2018 @ 5:34 pm


I think it is like dont do somehing right or run.

» Posted By luke On 09.14.2017 @ 8:50 am

I think it is like dont do somehing

» Posted By luke On 09.14.2017 @ 8:46 am


Sharp top to stand on top of it and try to kill your self by sitting on it til it goes into your but.

» Posted By Luke On 05.24.2016 @ 10:21 am

cool pointed top at golf be slow but quick at it now go!

» Posted By Luke On 05.24.2016 @ 10:11 am


Something left in mind of another; a spot being hold for somebody else.

» Posted By Luke On 10.12.2015 @ 8:51 am



» Posted By luke On 09.16.2015 @ 7:58 am


My sister has never braided her hair. But she has really long hair.

» Posted By luke On 09.02.2015 @ 11:38 am


Flour dusted his hands and he worked the dough with practiced fingers. He lost himself in the repetition, happy to keep his mind busy. His mom had been riding him to make some break for a while now, and though he had originally resisted, turns out his mom knew it was good for him.

» Posted By Luke On 08.10.2015 @ 5:27 pm


My kingdom is the world. You and I; sun and sky; stars and moon. Each is what I make it: what I want it to be in my kingdom.

» Posted By Luke On 04.20.2015 @ 12:50 pm



» Posted By Luke On 09.08.2014 @ 7:39 am


She was vocal about our breakup like wolves are during a full moon. Unfortunately, she was way more vicious than any wolf could be. I wish it were wolves instead………

» Posted By Luke On 07.07.2014 @ 4:56 pm


I struggle just to find a way to get the words out. I look up at the roof and think about all the possible combinations. ‘Its not you its me’, ‘I need some time alone’… all the cliches but deep down its just that I don’t care anymore. I look into her deep blue eyes and I can see the happiness so clearly on the surface of her pupils, pushing itself into me. But what can I do? continue with this facade and avoid all conflict like I have done in the past.

» Posted By Luke On 01.31.2014 @ 8:03 am


rally cars coming to the adelaide hills this august. Must remember to go to Chain of ponds really early and get a good spot! No idea where to park, may have to do a recce mission first..

» Posted By luke On 07.30.2013 @ 9:37 pm


I woke up in terrible chills, like the worst winter I’ve ever felt, the pain ached in all my bones and I longed for your touch. I missed the warmth of your skin pressed against mine in the worst ways, and I missed the feeling of just feeling. I don’t feel anything anymore. It’s all your fault.

» Posted By Luke On 06.24.2013 @ 6:44 pm


He shoved the chair backwards, flipping the table over with force that he never really thought he could manage, the man who sat across from him seemed unmoved by the display. Perhaps that’s what infuriated him the most.

» Posted By Luke On 06.13.2013 @ 5:37 pm


My coach told us to do a bunch of sit-ups. They were extremely difficult, considering we had no spotters or any sort of help, for that matter. My abdomen hurt tremendously afterward, and was sore for another six days. Perhaps my abdominal muscles will suddenly appear and attract the ladies! Ah,

» Posted By Luke On 06.11.2013 @ 12:07 am


A stream of air. Flowing like the river in my turbulent mind.

» Posted By Luke On 05.18.2013 @ 8:46 am


One path the way a thing is done from A to B systems connect the pieces into a whole, the whole into pieces, and back together again. Everything is a system waiting to be.

» Posted By luke On 02.01.2013 @ 8:35 pm


the end. it reminds me of a book. a final conclusion. it will tie everything together and make you understand. it usually makes you look back with fondness of what you have just done. it brigns a sense of relief. it allows you to take a breath, relax, and start something new. ends bring new possibilities and opportunities. end is very exciting and anticipated b

» Posted By luke On 01.13.2013 @ 11:46 am


noboday knows
i know
do you know?
i doubt it
because nobody knows
I could tell you
but not today
today is the day we can both pretend
pretend I dont know
pretend you know need to know
so come on , lets go

» Posted By Luke On 12.23.2012 @ 12:26 am


He was driving in the fast lane. Everything seemed fine until he crossed the brigde into the city. The traffic went to a complete stop in his lane, but middle lane was still moving really fast. He moved over into that lane as soon as he got the chance. Then that lane stopped, and the fast lane started moving faster than ever before, and the right lane was moving also. His lane was completely stoped. Then he snaped when he merged into a moving lane and stopped immedietly. He did not have the patients for this.

» Posted By Luke On 12.13.2012 @ 5:07 pm


I ran down the hall, I wanted to see the girl once more, I knew she would be by his room. I arrived upon an empty room, well not empty, but not the right people, not the people I wanted to see. I looked back out into the hall to find her, I couldn’t see her, she wasn’t there.

» Posted By Luke On 11.22.2012 @ 2:05 am


I think of a Guerilla, who leads the pack. The silver back. The leader. Nobody fucks with them unless they want to try and lead the pack, and if they fail at fighting him they will probably die or be cast out of the group

» Posted By luke On 10.09.2012 @ 10:46 pm


or not I live or die does not matter.
or not I complete the task before me is what’s important.
or not I want to, he does not care

» Posted By Luke On 09.05.2012 @ 3:04 pm


misty is this girl from pokemon that me and my brother used to watch when we were kids. she was the only girl out of the crew, and had only water pokemon. throughout the series it seemd that her and Brock kinda had a thing, but whatever because it was a kids show and nothing ever happened. the water pokemon were weak but one was a starfish that was kinda cool. She had red hair and pale complexion, she was always happy and i remember when all the characters smiled their eyes closed. One of the best parts about her character was she was sorta like the hot girl friend of the dudes that always came through in a pinch, at first she beat ash in a battle but then they became friends and well, the rest is history.

» Posted By Luke On 08.17.2012 @ 9:55 pm


Who’s side are you on? There are a number of different sides one can take on an issue, and maybe the fact that I am thinking of this interpretation proves how divisive it is. Why do we think of taking sides first? Why not order a side of guacamole? Why not sit on the side of a cliff? Who knows. America needs to stop taking sides methinks.

» Posted By Luke On 08.24.2012 @ 9:11 am


porter….what a weird name. it sounds like it could be the last name for someone cool sounding, like will porter, the badass fraternity kid who gets laid ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time. with no exaggeration there. anyhow, this is a dumb word to write about.

» Posted By luke On 08.18.2012 @ 4:09 pm


Don’t thing just wright, don’t think, stop thinking and right. BUT I DON’T WANT TO. I want to break free from the crowd. I want to shine. I want to be original. I want to be electrified. I want to sing and dance, and I want people to shake my hands and love me for who and what and how and me. I LOVE ME, and I want them to give me money. I love that too.

» Posted By Luke On 08.14.2012 @ 5:00 pm


peanut butter. Yeah I’m totally going to just put that there and wait until somebody tries to assault me for not fallowing the rules. Yeah, I’m kind of a jerk like that, but I don’t really care. I usually don’t like to go trolling, but I don’t care much today.

» Posted By Luke On 08.07.2012 @ 2:19 pm

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