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“Just Throw it.” He said.

“I’m not sure, where did you even find this thing?”

“It doesn’t matter, just throw it at the window.”

I heaved the weird looking rock through the air, it flew straight through the pane of glass.

Then there was this weird hissing sound coming from the room.

“Okay, now you want to duck.”

» Posted By liam On 09.03.2008 @ 3:15 pm


Delay. Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. Hold.

Delay. Delay. Delay.

Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. Hold.

Delay. Delay.

Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. Hold.



» Posted By liam On 09.01.2008 @ 12:43 pm

to erri si human so I delay if I have to or want to, now delays are a nuisance sometimes but then again you have to be aware thast bus drivers and train drivers may need a call of nature or a cup of tea, who knows…to delay too much though can be a bad thing as it may mean losing out on something like for example winning the lottery. cos if you delay in doing it and your numbers come up you could miss out on being a millionaire…so delays can be a bad thing or a good thing…I hope that if I delay in life I don’t cause any distress to people as I wouldn’t mean to and I also hope that delays don’t cause me too much stress or even distress…now I am not delaying in writing this and I would think my sixty seconds must soon be up.

» Posted By Liam On 09.01.2008 @ 6:24 am


Normal. Average, thats me, just your standard guy. Just another cab off the rank. But i don’t want that. I want to be special. I want to be some one different. I want to make a difference. I want to help some one. I don’t want to be standard anymore. I want to be something.

» Posted By Liam On 05.31.2008 @ 4:06 am


Fishing was something my father always wanted me to get into. I remember watching him get ready for a fishing trip putting his waders in the back of the truck. He always told me I would learn to love it. Even after his death I still have no love for the sport

» Posted By Liam On 05.19.2008 @ 10:59 am


trail mix is tasty, but it depends on what kind of trail mix. Trails in general lead you to a place, whether it is desired or not desired, that is why I’m no longer having nuts in my trail mix, because the path it lead me on was allergic reaction in which I embarrassed myself in front of my entire office.

» Posted By Liam On 06.27.2008 @ 11:04 am


his humor reminded me of an old cats tongue, dry and irritable; if he’s not careful he’ll use up the last ninth life.

» Posted By liam On 04.01.2010 @ 6:57 am


a burst of energy shone from magicians wand as the famous wildebeest fell from the sky, and sherlock holmes deduced that the man who was in the window had a condition that made him fat and

» Posted By Liam On 01.09.2010 @ 1:53 pm


worlds live forever seem almost real fun and no consequences do anything go anywhere jump off a buidling without a care in the world and this is the best feeling of all – real-ly

» Posted By Liam On 11.13.2009 @ 9:26 am


cone on a pavement blocking the way to the other side. I found myself in this predicament the other day, there were traffic cones blocking the sidewalk off. there was some sort of construction going on there, so I had to find a way around. the cars in the street were not very nice about letting me through. That’s new york though.

» Posted By Liam On 11.12.2009 @ 12:20 pm


heated racks in middle class homes suck the life blood out of the system, this neglected artifice is symptomatic of of our habit: fulfill-ignore.

» Posted By liam On 11.07.2009 @ 9:38 pm


silver metalic fixed in place. it saves peoples lives and takes no thanks. there is no set genric form or aesthetic,

» Posted By liam On 11.20.2009 @ 9:35 am


I was sitting down on the grass when a bee started to sting me on the hand. I called Mom, I cried and I cleverly walked to Mom. I told her that a bee stung me but she didn’t put any medicine on me.

» Posted By Liam On 12.02.2009 @ 7:59 am

I was sitting down on the grass when a bee started to sting me on the hand. I called Mom, I cried and I cleverly walked to Mom. I told her that a bee stung me but she didn’t put any medicine on me.

» Posted By Liam On 12.02.2009 @ 7:50 am


hold onto your hat or it will blow away. hold onto your money or it will slip between your finger. hold onto your sanity or you’ll be screwed.

» Posted By Liam On 03.05.2010 @ 12:29 pm


swimming in a pool on a warm day with a tall glass of lemonade and a bood book, what could be better. perhaps the inclusion of some sun kissed, dark haired and olive skinned women, with the expectation o

» Posted By liam On 10.11.2009 @ 4:13 pm


I just wanted to hit him as he snatched the neck of the bottle away from me. I knew though I would get him back as he hadn’t realised I had actually filled it with soapy water. I think its time to walk away.

» Posted By Liam On 03.20.2010 @ 2:48 pm


It was the tragic incident that really affected our day, if it hadn’t been for the broken heel on our friends shoe, we surely would of been able to have enjoyed our day. Rather we had to listen to the constant moans and return home before we really had to.

» Posted By Liam On 03.28.2010 @ 2:00 pm


there are keys on this key board. a board of keys. this isn’t what i wanted to say. initially, i thought of circuits. like on a circuit board. a keyboard is kind of like a circuit board. i typed this with one hand. i should be sleeping.

» Posted By liam On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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