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The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god.

» Posted By Kevin On 03.20.2011 @ 6:35 pm


i have a gym at my school where pep fests, basketball games, volleyball games, and individual fitness occurs. girls in short shorts run around on the track above and its really amazing to watch. go eastview!! im watching basketball right now, which takes place in a gym.

» Posted By kevin On 03.17.2011 @ 6:48 pm


have you ever wondered why we are here. do you ever wonder what the real truth is? i have often wondered why the world has to be such as suc-ass place. why god has ket us go so far doewn the rabbit hole we can bearely see our way out. i wonder if is ife afeter death

» Posted By Kevin On 03.09.2011 @ 8:38 pm


you can eat on them, stand on them, fold them, break them, paint them. They have changed the world in an oddity not usually thought of. They are extremely important and have been used for thousands of years.

» Posted By kevin On 02.25.2011 @ 10:31 pm


Benches are very nice to sit on when walking for long distances. For example, many are placed in parks and other public places for visitors to use. They may also carry advertisements on them. They are also located in church, waiting rooms, and by pianos.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.23.2011 @ 7:20 pm


Ew, disgusting, i hate them, theyre nasty, ew ew ew Once my friend Amena got sick from eating too many in Pakistan. Most people like this, but it’s nasty for me. My mother eats it with pepper powder.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.23.2011 @ 7:04 am


I can’t let out the feelings that I hold within.
The source of all my power can be distributed to the rest of the world, if only the rest of these humans were to tap into my resources, my power.
The outlet of my life is the life of the world.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.21.2011 @ 11:46 pm


52 reasons to have 4yr old triplets.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.20.2011 @ 7:24 am

Are 52 reasons to have 4 yr old triplets

» Posted By Kevin On 02.20.2011 @ 7:21 am


At first, I thought I saw “wooj”, and I said to myself,
“That! That ain’t a word!”
Neither is “ain’t,” I suppose. I sort of invalidated my own point there.
“Wooj” is a letter away from “wook”
Which is what I would imagine characters in Star Wars would call baby Wookies.
“Aw, hey there little Wook!”
I’m rambling again…

» Posted By Kevin On 02.16.2011 @ 6:47 pm


The beeping wouldn’t stop.
I heard it, but I didn’t.
It had been going on for so long that it had just become another sound.
Like the thumping of my heart.
Or the slight rise-fall-rise-fall of my breath.
It was just another sound.
Just another pointless, meaningless sound.
Like the words people said, but never meant.
Love. Desire. Beauty. Caring.
They don’t mean it.
My alarm never stops going off.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.07.2011 @ 6:01 pm


His pills sat on the table, untouched. They seemed to glare back at him, demanding he somehow change who he was, somehow undo the damage that had been done.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.06.2011 @ 6:34 pm


I fix things, my wrench is my favorite tool. One wrench in particular, the monkey wrench. DON’T WANNA BE YOUR MONKEY WRENCH! danananana, foo fighters said it better than anybody. I don’t want to be your tool, cunt.

» Posted By Kevin On 02.03.2011 @ 1:25 pm


The moral of the men got a boost from the luscious woman. Her hard nipples protruding from her tight (yet thick) woolen, white sweater. There was a cat-call in the crowd. It was erroneous, but not unexpected.

» Posted By kevin On 02.02.2011 @ 11:50 pm


It is a shorter version of the word printer. It is used to print paper off.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.31.2011 @ 9:15 am


Some reports are made from fact, some from fiction. The ones of fiction, I must admit, I find much more interesting. It’s all good and well to know the exact use of something as mundane as a Q-Tip, but to find out how more hundreds of ways you are not using it to it’s full extent, brings greater joy to all those who have Q-Tips.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.27.2011 @ 4:55 pm


Problems beg solutions.

Activity begets problems.

Pour another stiff jack and coke, problem(s) solved!

» Posted By Kevin On 01.23.2011 @ 8:00 pm


there are limitless possibilities in this universe. the creator has endowed us with the ability to manifest our own realities. you can be a warrior, a priest, a child, a father. your limitations are only in your mind. be beautiful.

» Posted By kevin On 01.21.2011 @ 2:49 pm


Ah edition. So many things that I could say about this, yet so little. Perhaps in another edition of this mindless gibberish I will be able to explain myself better. For now, I’m focused on being nonsensical. New Edition – wasn’t that a music group? I know nothing. I suppose one needs to read a few editions of rolling stone to keep up to date with that junk.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.16.2011 @ 1:15 am


I wake and the day starts, it’s always the same, but a little different in a way that I can’t quite put my finger on. I don’t know what is in store for me. I hope nothing terrible happens, but there are no promises.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.13.2011 @ 5:14 am

I don’t wake, I regain consciousness…

» Posted By Kevin On 01.12.2011 @ 8:07 pm


Blotches on his face marked his story like fingerprints on a wineglass. Shining, imperfect, but his alone. One from his childhood when his little brother who, while trying to teach him the secrets of vomiting on command, accidentally knocked him into the bathtub.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.12.2011 @ 12:05 am

Blotches of clean on a dirty dirty dog, show me the one blue eye, show me the crazy puppy side you left behind!

» Posted By Kevin On 01.11.2011 @ 6:04 pm


Walking through the dark engine room, someone left an inspection port open, a little metal plate in the floor like a 4 inch man hole or a mouse hole perhaps. Needless to say the 4 prongs of steel sticking through the hold run up to my knee when I stepped into the hole leaving three ragged tears in the flesh of my leg.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.10.2011 @ 9:03 pm


“Thank you for calling technical support, how can I help you?” Caller “My screen went black and I can’t restart my computer.” Support analyst “Did try and power it off then on again?” Caller “The power is out, we’re having some kind of a storm, would that affect the computer?” Here’s your sign.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.09.2011 @ 5:06 pm


I get to where I’m feeling perfectly miserable. I’m probably just tired and I should go to bed but my toon won’t level itself, there’s warcraft to be played! I’ll feel better soon, slightly.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.07.2011 @ 5:24 pm


everything your heart desires. if you ever think that you are not going to achieve it you need to change your perspective and shoot for higher goals. good people around you will help you achieve better things than you had ever imagined. discover the art of taking chances.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.06.2011 @ 10:56 pm

Living alone, not dating or being in a relationship for a year or two, you discover yourself. You find out who you are, it’s good stuff, everyone should do it for themselves, it’s very liberating.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.06.2011 @ 6:19 pm


When I walked out of my bubble in my posi-suit, I thought it was going to be just another day on the moon. I looked over to where my green-house used to be and there before my blood shot coffee starved eyes was one leg of landing gear that was part of a ship so big I couldn’t see the end of it. Sh*t, Vogons.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.05.2011 @ 5:24 pm


Blues, the guitar speaks, slurring meandering pain.

» Posted By Kevin On 01.04.2011 @ 7:00 pm

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