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ship

one time i was on a cruise ship and it was probably the best week of my life. ive actually been on 5 but the last one i went on was the absolute best

» Posted By jeff On 01.03.2010 @ 4:31 pm

pumpkin

i’m going to kill myself

» Posted By jeff On 11.26.2009 @ 11:24 pm

sugar

sugar is so sweet It’s way better than that saccharin crap. That stuff tastes terrible.

Sometimes people say “gimme some sugar”, but that’s mostly black people. Old black ladies. That creep me out when they talk about sex. I think they’re better off asexual in my mind.

» Posted By Jeff On 11.15.2009 @ 5:14 pm

cone

A cone is usually ice cream but sometimes a cone can talk about a solid shpae, a cone has a volune of 1/3pir^2h. Cones are delicious waffle cones were invented at a worl’ds fair when a dud eran out of ice ream dishes, man I want ice cream, ice cream is fucking delicious. And it’s so pretty with rainbow sprinkles.

» Posted By Jeff On 11.12.2009 @ 11:05 am

gallop

run

» Posted By jeff On 11.11.2009 @ 7:33 am

headband

Headbands, I wear them when I seldom work out, to prevent the sweat from dripping down my hot face.

» Posted By jeff On 11.09.2009 @ 1:48 pm

shield

A shield is a place to hide, a rent in the fabric of the conflict, a little hollow where nothing can get at you. Unless you’ve pissed off someone on your own side. It’s also something women put into panties. And dresses. And it won’t stop an arrow unless you’ve hardened it.

» Posted By Jeff On 11.04.2009 @ 5:22 pm

identity

I wish I knew who I was. I think I used to know, but age set in and I started making mistakes and I realized I’m not as bless nor as strong willed as I thought. In fact, if I had to quantify it, I’d say I’m none of those things. Anymore.

» Posted By Jeff On 11.03.2009 @ 3:05 pm

certain

“I’m certain you’ll find out who I am. One day.”

She sat, legs crossed, glass of red wine in her hand.

“But until you allow yourself the opportunity, the opportunity won’t present itself. And you’ll continue on your uncertain path.”

» Posted By Jeff On 11.03.2009 @ 7:00 am

handle

How do you know when you have a handle on things. Isn’t that an important question in some sense? Things are things–they are important. They don’t allow for not handling (the bastards).

Where can we live but days?

» Posted By Jeff On 11.19.2009 @ 11:05 pm

dial

it was difficult to dial the phone. jerry had only ever seen pushbutton phones and to be met with one that he had to actually dial threw him off. how much was he supposed to dial? could he take a number back if he got it wrong?

» Posted By Jeff On 12.10.2009 @ 9:54 am

Dial looks like a Spanish speaking person tr

» Posted By jeff On 12.09.2009 @ 8:53 pm

are we talkin soap if not the way to get a hold of someone by dialing their number, da da da isn;t it great you used dial…

» Posted By Jeff On 12.09.2009 @ 5:20 pm

worship

i know that there are folks that worship me and i do worship others in their days to day activities…i do not attend any worship on a regualr basis but know i should. This word really sounds like warship bus is is really a different word al

» Posted By Jeff On 12.07.2009 @ 1:53 pm

tray

Once upon a tray there was a cup and saucer that had been together for quite a while with little trouble at all. Along came a mug that had each of them questioning their importance.

» Posted By Jeff On 12.23.2009 @ 7:07 am

stud

me im a hot dude everyone know i look fucking sexy im hot shit i honestly look awsome ive been called stud before so i know its me

» Posted By Jeff On 12.12.2009 @ 11:21 am

I wish I felt mor elike a stud. But then again, those who know they are studs are always complete cheese dicks. So maybe I love that I don’t really know where I stand, stud or not. Also I get sad when I hear of stud horses. Old washed up racers, turned sex slaves.

» Posted By Jeff On 12.11.2009 @ 11:38 pm

letters

(\_/)

(*.*)

((“)(“)

BUNNY RABIT!

» Posted By Jeff On 03.04.2010 @ 10:27 am

labor

It is what my mother went through to allow me to enter the world. It is something that had a 1 in a billion chance of happening leading to me.

What a crazy thing that is. How unique am I? If one part of my genes has been different i would not be who I am.

» Posted By Jeff On 03.11.2010 @ 10:29 am

root

Where we come from. Our experience in the past as well as the bottoms of trees.

» Posted By Jeff On 03.14.2010 @ 6:06 pm

muffin

As a child my mother made the best blueberry muffins in the world. I can remember the smell coming from the house when I used to get off the school bus.

» Posted By Jeff On 02.28.2010 @ 9:17 pm

myth

monsters legends fables ,greek mythology,achillis, Troy, dwarves,elfs, lepricanns

» Posted By jeff On 01.25.2010 @ 4:08 pm

pills

many people take pills for many different reasons. they may be using pills for medical reasons, or they may be addicted to using pills because they contain drugs. pills contains the letters p, i, l, and s. pills has one syllable and many different shapes and sizes of pills are available.

» Posted By Jeff On 01.23.2010 @ 5:23 pm

export

Exporting is what gives us bananas and pineapples. I like bananas…they taste good and are yellow. Yellow is a cheery color. THe sun is yellow. THe sun keeps us alive. Export..right. What are the US exports? War. THats a pretty harsh export.

» Posted By Jeff On 01.22.2010 @ 4:29 pm

options

options… we all have them… many choices at any given moment… i guess thats what makes this life interesting is that we get to choose… and it seems the more effort and discipline… the more options become available to us. I love options…

» Posted By Jeff On 01.21.2010 @ 6:43 am

pregnant

When I discovered that I was pregnant, I assumed it had to be a miracle. I never believed that I would be able to conceive. And if you think I was surprised, you should have seen my wife.

» Posted By Jeff On 10.13.2009 @ 11:37 am

wag

She walked into the bar wagging her hips a little more then she should have. It was obvious she was trying to show off. but what for? her face was still a god awful mess. Should have done something about that before she did the boobs.

» Posted By Jeff On 10.10.2009 @ 12:51 pm

flour

What can I really say about flour? I know that cookies have been made with love from this very thing. It has taught me how to produce that same love, and since then I have been creating love with other means. Whether or not…….

» Posted By Jeff On 10.09.2009 @ 4:13 pm

sprinklers

there are many uses for sprinklers.

sprinklers keep us safe. they do so by putting out fires when in conjunction with smoke detectors. this allows us a measure of safety against being dangerous.

another use for sprinklers is for watering plants. this automation of a menial task frees us up to do other, more important things like make websites where they display a word and get you to type about it without thinking.

» Posted By jeff On 10.08.2009 @ 8:57 pm

chase

chase the sun. fox chases the goose. wild goose chase. chase the boys name. i want to chase girls later.

» Posted By Jeff On 10.04.2009 @ 2:54 pm

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