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install

Why do athey say install a refrigerator. DOnt you just plug it in? or how about

» Posted By Jeff On 02.23.2009 @ 9:12 am

I feel impatient. Uncomfortable. At first I associate with technology, but the more I consider, the more it becomes. There is more to take on, more to allow, discover.

I have had the opportunity to take on so much, but have been to concerned about space and time.

What have I missed becuase I devalued on installation over another.

» Posted By Jeff On 02.22.2009 @ 1:52 pm

general

general lee as in general custer are general pains in my ass and as they ride their stupid horses and fight battles and win or lose in a glorious fashion and send their lesser peons to die general patton at the general store to everyone’s general satisfaction or dismay and generally speaking.

» Posted By jeff On 04.15.2009 @ 10:20 pm

disconnect

The feeling that is felt when you find out that one of your friends from back home died via a Facebook group that you weren’t invited to.

» Posted By Jeff On 04.14.2009 @ 10:43 am

i got disconnected while on the phone

» Posted By jeff On 04.14.2009 @ 7:05 am

blackout

Well, I’m not really sure what the hell I’m supposed to be writing about, but I suppose I’ll be talking about how we just had a blackout at our school the other day. You see, I go to a university, so this was very surprising and rather annoying because not only was the school out, but the whole fucking campus was out. This meant no internet, no FOOOOD and no studying for my multiple tests…. it’s stupid.

» Posted By Jeff On 04.04.2009 @ 5:49 pm

suspend

I wish i could suspend that little green bar up there for a while. I don’t work well under pressure. It’s turning yellow now. Red.

» Posted By jeff On 11.19.2008 @ 7:24 pm

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» Posted By jeff On 11.16.2008 @ 4:45 pm

convertible

another convertible summer has passed
another long winter in our path
there’s no time like now to relax
here comes our cold mighty wrath
of the seamless route to our winter heart

» Posted By jeff On 11.12.2008 @ 12:44 pm

cow

brown and cute out in the field, chewing their cud and being milked. They just stand and look aound

» Posted By jeff On 11.08.2008 @ 10:32 pm

Moo Moo, Brown Cow. I love milk from Brown Cows. Without Cows, There;’d be no steaks on earth. The earth feeds cows
What do cows drink??? Moo! Moo Moo!!! Milk, No. Cows drink water dumbass.

» Posted By Jeff On 11.08.2008 @ 8:40 pm

Hmm, just like my ex girlfriend..

» Posted By Jeff On 11.08.2008 @ 9:16 am

a black and white spotted mammal that provides milk to make dairy products. Cows live on the farm. They eat hay, vomit, and eat the vomit again! The farmers milk them!

» Posted By jeff On 11.07.2008 @ 10:49 am

gentle

light soft touch that only a true love could bring you when you first wake up to a beautiful morning on the beach

» Posted By jeff On 10.30.2008 @ 4:40 am

path

the bike path was full today.It was one of the last day’s of summer,and there were alot of people using the path.I like to use the path for roller blading
and such.

» Posted By jeff On 10.21.2008 @ 10:38 am

crown

the crown was bejeweled. Not actual jewels, Bejewels. From that tacky fake gem place. Why she worn a Bejeweled crown I don’t know. The odd thing was, it did make her look regal in a way.

» Posted By jeff On 10.13.2008 @ 5:12 pm

evidence

The detective walked into the room. Blood was everywhere, but there wasn’t a body. Police weren’t searching for the evidence… they were searching for the proof. The proof that someone died. “What the hell happened in here?” the detective blurted out looking over at the piles and piles of Sweet and Low on the table.

“Looks like he walked in here, made himself a cup of coffee, poured sweet n lo all over himself, then burst into flames.”

“Lordy lordy” quoted the detective.

» Posted By Jeff On 10.01.2008 @ 2:35 pm

Evidence is fun.

» Posted By jeff On 09.29.2008 @ 10:23 am

asking

its a word that means you are presenting a question to someone and waiting on a reply to that question, not knowing, wanting information about something by presenting a question.

» Posted By Jeff On 08.20.2008 @ 6:23 pm

brick

house! Red brick house. fragile. strong. mason’s work. three little pigs. ground floor. gaudy. old world. feather dusters.

» Posted By Jeff On 09.09.2008 @ 9:33 pm

throw

up down. Throwing my body around in all directions gives me a strength and freedom that I thought not possible. Gravity? Throw it away with a blink of an eye and smile for me and only me. I have it all within and I LOVE IT. I throw things around. I watch the flow of energy and gravity. LIFE I love. the life I love. I must make sure I continue making it!

» Posted By Jeff On 09.03.2008 @ 9:33 pm

delay

stop hatin me fool. I will crush your heart in a flash of blood and anger. If you try to stop me again, you will die the deaths of one thousand virgin children who have lukiemia. If you try to stop me i will crap in your throat and feed you to the fish.

» Posted By Jeff On 08.31.2008 @ 4:54 pm

masterpiece

an overused acclaim to express someone’s crowning achievement. Not always their own personal favorite, but often just the piece of work with the most “claim to fame”. Ironically, masterpieces have just resulted in the mass public misconstruing an artist/writer’s purpose. The fame isn’t there until they die.

» Posted By Jeff On 06.22.2008 @ 8:46 am

flag

Why is the flag at half mast? Somebody died, I guess. I don’t know who. Should I feel sad? Is the flag telling me to be sad? There are always people dying all the time and I don’t feel sad for them. So just because I see this flag at half mast, should I feel sad for somebody I don’t know. Now I feel guilty.

» Posted By Jeff On 06.20.2008 @ 8:46 am

event

a thing you attend or want to. something defining in a life.

» Posted By Jeff On 04.25.2008 @ 12:07 pm

climb

cant make it slipping falling crashing cascading the hurt the heaviest ache the clumsiest pain why am i falling like this how did i fall climbing is never so easy once you slip
the rocks in the end never really hold and you’ll never really know because in the end you are trying too hard when the peak is not even in sight

» Posted By Jeff On 04.22.2008 @ 11:34 am

I have no idea what I am supposed to be doing. I have to climb clear to the top to find the word then climb back down to type. Hahaha I used the word climb. I wonder what is going to happen when I am done. Guess Im about to find out. Bye bye. Jeff climbs away………..

» Posted By Jeff On 04.22.2008 @ 8:36 am

mystery

wow what a mystery it is writing about this word on a website that i just happened to stumble upon. quite literally and figuratively. i’m not sure what exactly i should be writing about as the window of my ex-gf’s convo blinks at me from the bottom of the screen. maybe i should write about some sort of mystery novel. maybe the novvelty of the mystery of life

» Posted By jeff On 04.21.2008 @ 8:29 am

spot

spots are spots i’m afraid of dots

» Posted By jeff On 01.14.2010 @ 7:56 pm

natural

large breasts bouncing healthily in a meadow. streams of clear water rolling over rocks.
granite formed into corners of a building.

» Posted By Jeff On 01.13.2010 @ 10:22 am

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