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Why do women wear such high heels? I know, for sexual attraction. Is it good for their body? No. Is it worth the money? No. Is it good for the floor which it walks on? No. Is it working? Definitely.

» Posted By Ian On 05.07.2011 @ 6:54 am


Devin chooses to wear eyeliner, and that is his decision. He likes the smell of bat poop on his face.

» Posted By Ian On 05.05.2011 @ 1:12 pm


Devin is not a dinosaur because he is in the technological world. So am i but he knows a lot more about video games then me.

» Posted By Ian On 05.03.2011 @ 1:12 pm


I don’t know what this is all about. I am very puzzled about the whole idea,never mind I’m sure all will be revealed in good time.


» Posted By Ian On 04.25.2011 @ 6:55 am


Devin is not a foreign and that makes him from America (which isnt good for him). I am a grandson of a foreign and a lot of my friends have foreigns.

» Posted By Ian On 04.21.2011 @ 1:11 pm


robots can be replacements of human. They can avoid all errors, do a much better job than us in many things and become better, smarter, faster than us.

» Posted By Ian On 04.20.2011 @ 1:14 am


I have an acoustic guitar. I can play but of course devin cant. Devin doesnt have a guitar either i dont think.

» Posted By Ian On 04.19.2011 @ 1:54 pm


luxurious lifestyle. Is that really what you want after all the years of hard work? Why not a simple lifestyle which you enjoy and live a happy ever after life? Do you really need that super amazing car? I don’t think so

» Posted By Ian On 04.16.2011 @ 8:49 pm


Devin is obsolete in our dvd production. I am the one who knows whats going on in this thing.

» Posted By Ian On 04.12.2011 @ 1:52 pm


Bookshelfs are treasure chests of knowledge. And since knowledge is power, bookshelfs are thrones. Since thrones are like a holder. Bookshelves create kings.

» Posted By Ian On 04.12.2011 @ 4:05 am


Alumni is a great way to reconnect with people who you might have forgotten over the years. It’s a nice way to meet friends which you made during your school years, and it surely is a great deal of fun.

» Posted By Ian On 04.10.2011 @ 5:16 am


Devin is not very honest to me. I myself am very honest. But you have to watch out for devin.

» Posted By Ian On 04.08.2011 @ 1:16 pm


Devin tries to connect with me but i cant because he is very bad at it. I can connect with people very well.

» Posted By Ian On 04.06.2011 @ 2:34 pm


I would be more succesful in this class if devin didnt bring me down all the time. Just kidding. I am succesful either way.

» Posted By Ian On 04.04.2011 @ 1:12 pm


Plans are meant to be changed. People follow them for a while and then they screw it.

» Posted By Ian On 04.04.2011 @ 6:13 am


Devin is my excecutive officer in our dvd business. He bossess me around sooooooo much.

» Posted By Ian On 03.29.2011 @ 1:12 pm


We live in a digital millenium. Everything that happens on this world is related someway digitally to a computer, a server somewhere in the world. No matter how small, this data is recorded.

» Posted By Ian On 03.29.2011 @ 3:52 am


Everyone needs and audience. Even if you are a beggar, you want someone to listen to you. Just like me, an empty room sucks. Nothing turns people off more then an empty room, so the next time you see someone, be their audience.

» Posted By Ian On 03.28.2011 @ 5:51 am

I didn’t want an audience. Spectators make everything unbearable, the heavy weight of their judgemental eyes calculating and tabulating your every move. If I mess up, it’s enough that I know. I don’t need another 300 strangers to watch me fail. Their gaze makes me sweat. I’m not here to entertain anyone.

» Posted By Ian On 03.27.2011 @ 10:23 pm


I wanted that scotch soda so badly. It was the weirdest feeling ever, just standing there waiting for someone to buy me that drink. I just wanted to pour that thing all over me. I love sprite.

» Posted By Ian On 03.18.2011 @ 7:35 pm


I love going to the gym. When I put in my earbuds and hit play on my “Workout Playlist,” I immediately feel healthy and energized. I start with stretching– getting my limbs warm, feeling ready to sweat out my stress, my toxins, my bad energy. Then I swim. I jump into the pool, do sixty laps, shower and call it a day– a really great day, in fact.

» Posted By Ian On 03.17.2011 @ 5:59 pm


go figure.

» Posted By Ian On 03.17.2011 @ 6:00 am

Devin has an amazing figure. U have to work on your figure like a lot of people do.

» Posted By Ian On 03.16.2011 @ 1:12 pm


I wander through my dreams thinking about things that i will forget anyways. Wandering helps noone. Even devin.

» Posted By Ian On 03.14.2011 @ 1:14 pm


I am making a statement, I said before the jury. Listen up, bitches. My word matters, and you should really take my statement seriously. I am not nobody, I am a guy making a statement. Respect.

» Posted By Ian On 03.11.2011 @ 5:08 am

It cannot be an opinion. It is a fact written in statement form that devin uses a lot at me. He knows his facts.

» Posted By Ian On 03.10.2011 @ 12:16 pm


I wondered where could the bear possibly be? He’s not under the chair, or behind the door. He must have been eating the honey! So I went into the kitchen and there it was, the bear claws. I thought to myself. How do I get such a cute bear under control? It was quite simple, kill it. Wow that’s dark.

» Posted By Ian On 03.10.2011 @ 3:56 am


In the green hornet this guys dad supposedly gets stung by a bee but in the end the bee thing was a setup. I never have really liked bees but they are cool.

» Posted By Ian On 03.08.2011 @ 12:14 pm


Almost is not good enough. i was so close to winning the world champion, but whether luck or the gods didn’t like me, I didn’t make it. It’s a great acomplishment that I got no.2 but it’s just not good enough. Oh well, maybe next year.

» Posted By Ian On 03.08.2011 @ 3:54 am


I was swept across the room, carelessly turned over. I couldn’t get back up. God help me. I don’t want to die yet, I am only 17

» Posted By Ian On 03.07.2011 @ 2:40 am

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