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i had a muffin this morning and it was covered in a thick jucy sugar melt that made it oh soo tasty. I had to share some of it with my younger sister or face the wrath of my mother yealling at me from the kitchen.

» Posted By Dan On 02.28.2010 @ 9:17 pm


the woman had a very sour look upon her face. ‘I don’t know why you’re looking at me like that’, said mark.
‘Well’, she said, ‘you aren’t leaving me much choice’.
‘But alas my dear, you can either take the carrots at the price I gave, or you can go on your way’, said the grocer.
Mrs Smith took out her purse with a sigh. ‘It can’t be helped she said’.

» Posted By Dan On 01.31.2010 @ 3:15 pm



» Posted By Dan On 01.30.2010 @ 5:22 pm

a crap load of something

» Posted By dan On 01.29.2010 @ 8:25 pm



» Posted By dan On 01.28.2010 @ 10:42 pm


the cat
at the
of a

» Posted By dan On 01.27.2010 @ 7:17 am


there once was a myth about narcissus and how he was very vain. i read about this myth in my childrens lit class and it made me think baout how people back then believed these myths and how we read bible stories now and believe them. who’s to say they won’t be viewed as myths in the future? we are very ignorant.

» Posted By Dan On 01.25.2010 @ 7:29 pm


When you first hear the word, most would think of the asian food, but it is a lot more than that. Tofu holds a great deal of protein and nutrients that can help to boost health and bodily activity.

» Posted By Dan On 01.24.2010 @ 6:02 pm

When you first hear the word, most would think of the asian food, but it is a lot more than that. Tofu holds a great deal of protein and nutrients that can help to boost health and bodily activity.

» Posted By Dan On 01.24.2010 @ 6:00 pm


I am hooked on my relationship at the moment. I am absolutely enamored with a girl who I’ve been dating for a year now. Now that I think about it, if the word had been anything else, I probably would have written about her anyway. Things are going great, and I love her a lot.

» Posted By Dan On 01.19.2010 @ 4:18 pm


Well, sitting in the hospital with nothing to do, I decided to jot my thoughts on the word trot. As you can tell by my terrible humor and non-unique words I am in a hospital and it is not the best time of my life.

» Posted By Dan On 10.15.2009 @ 12:27 pm


when i was little there was a pool in our backyard that the landlord rarely cleaned. As a result, it was usually full of crap. I hated it. The red wooden fence was usually chipping paint all over the place that got stuck to my feet. I hit my head on the pool edge. This pool and I rarely got along. I don’t remember if there was a diving board, but if there was, it was broken.

» Posted By Dan On 10.12.2009 @ 1:32 pm


running through sprinklers
childhood summer
sun above
grass below
smells and smells all

smoke and fire
beer and
running through sprinklers

» Posted By dan On 10.09.2009 @ 1:33 pm


When I was young, I wandered from my grandparents house in the country near cape cod. I wandered and wandered, restless from family boredom, from distant relatives. Wandered and wandered, mindless and curious, until I happened upon a sunflower orchid. Damn, wrong word. I thought I’d read orchard.

» Posted By dan On 10.07.2009 @ 12:31 pm


I played one when I was in fourth grade. It helped get me into music. Playing it reminds me of my childhood, and my elementary school friends. I still take it out and play with it once in while. It is simple, but it is fun. I can only now play “Mary Had A Little Lamb.”

» Posted By Dan On 10.06.2009 @ 3:44 pm


My guard against a welcome mess. Signifying the beginning of creation that lasts but an instant before consumed and eternally part of me and my loved ones.

» Posted By Dan On 10.04.2009 @ 7:51 am

i hate aprons. They smell like pee. Some people would choose to wear them when frying fish. I disagree. I say “bring it on hot grease”. no shirt style. Little burns.

» Posted By Dan On 10.03.2009 @ 11:15 pm


Swell is a fantastic word that no one ever uses. Old-fashioned, a sign of an older time. Perhaps originated in the 1800’s? People’s ideas of what is swell vary from time to time. Some people feel tea could be swell, while others feel that Godzilla going on rampage through Tokyo would be swell. I’m not quite sure what I would think is swell, probably an epic Star Wars fest with popcorn.

» Posted By Dan On 03.22.2010 @ 8:06 am


What is this new peice of tech that everyone is so fucking obsessed with? This just shows how truely afraid of interaction out society has become…Yet I want one so badly.

» Posted By Dan On 03.23.2010 @ 10:13 am


bunny is a soft sounding word. Possibly because bunnies are actually not hard. They’re soft and cuddly. Bugs bunny comes to mind because he was a bunny also. BUNNY BUNNY BOO BOO. My friend had a bunny once, and he was really soft.

» Posted By dan On 03.29.2010 @ 4:51 pm

That bitch never understood a danm thing i did for her. Yet i yearn for her touch. When she kissed the nape of my neck my toes would curl. and now shes dead

» Posted By dan On 03.29.2010 @ 10:06 am


empty clip fired out all the shots into the face of demacracy yeah the gun’s registered! so clip the paperwork to your golf tie.

» Posted By dan On 03.30.2010 @ 1:32 pm

The clip disappeared as I blew my rage at the people. I dived down to reload and as I was under, I realized what the hell I was doing. I was ignoring what my parents had taught me and all I had believed in to “serve” my country.

» Posted By Dan On 03.29.2010 @ 8:51 pm


Teeth crunch through the body
The skin unhinges it self and begins to devour the inside
A trickle of juice runs down the surface and sparks new life

» Posted By dan On 03.17.2010 @ 10:22 pm


I drove my parents to the hospital today because my mother is having surgery on her brain. Its strange, my intuition is to clean, keep cleaning, and wait for it all to be over. Dishes, laundry, mother, father, sister, brother, Cancer.

» Posted By Dan On 10.26.2009 @ 9:25 am

Do without thinking
Following your gut
Often more effective than careful, painstaking analysis
Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
Women seem to have this in spades.

» Posted By Dan On 10.25.2009 @ 10:24 pm


The mechanical crane was roaring as it hovered over the building it was meant to demolish. Half swing at the building when the operator saw the a male child at the window of the multi level apartment complex holding a teddybear. \it was too late, and in a smash, the complex was destroyed along with the inhabitants.

» Posted By dan On 10.24.2009 @ 10:47 am


a large black musical instrument that is usually dropped on cartoon characters heads crushing their bones and turning them into accordions.

» Posted By Dan On 10.23.2009 @ 8:18 pm


i had a blade one time that was in the form of a machete. this thing utterly smashed through the entire yard, creating pathways of destruction. the pathways later evolved into roads

» Posted By Dan On 02.15.2010 @ 12:24 pm


My brother is one of the strangest people I’ve ever met. I call him the “deliberate redneck.” He’s got an IQ of over 140, but acts as though he’s the dumbest guy in the world.

Love him, though.

» Posted By Dan On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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