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there once was a very fat chef who loved to cook. one day he was feeling very frisky, so he began stealing puppies and making puppy stew. He decided not to

» Posted By Connor On 12.01.2012 @ 6:13 pm


the time will come and man shall be set free from the chains of the oppression, the binding hold of the alien invaders. The ones that cursed our lands with disease and our stomachs with famine, our minds with fear. Nothing left on Earth for humanity, we we taken.

» Posted By Connor On 11.26.2012 @ 12:31 am


I sat in silence, staring at the pile of magazines in front of me. It was a huge pile, far too many magazines. As if I could read all those before I was seen too. The Doctor looked over at me as he entered the room. It was me, I was next. The lump I’d found seemed larger then ever.

» Posted By Connor On 08.28.2012 @ 6:57 pm


Dare to do whatever the fuck you want. That’s the cliche I bet most people started off with here. Dares are dangerous, you don’t actually want to do them. . . do you?

» Posted By Connor On 08.06.2012 @ 4:48 am


the key to our hearts are not always what they seem. For example, the pleasure provided by a moist chocolate cake may seem like the key to our heart. However, they are really just the key to type 2 diabetes. It is important to have more than one lock.

» Posted By Connor On 08.04.2012 @ 4:03 pm


He’d said it was principal. He’d said it was the most important above all else and look what’s happened. She was dead now, and it was all his fault. Because he hadn’t been careful enough, he’d been too zealous.

» Posted By Connor On 07.30.2012 @ 5:22 am


i hate those. they can never hold all the shit i want it to. i have alot of shit i need to put in those things and the doors always just get pushed open. THE SHELF STRUCTURE SHOULD BE PLANNED BETTER! i cant stess that enough. they should be tilted backwards so that nothing falls forward.

» Posted By connor On 07.28.2012 @ 12:45 pm


i went to the cathedral to go to mass. it was really boring, but i sat by my grandma so i had to pay attention and wear a shirt that covered my shoulders. i wish i could see what was going on. i can see funny hats. and other bored people. it was pretty at least. but it was a nightmare to park and we had to wait around for blake’s confirmation afterward.

» Posted By connor On 06.14.2012 @ 8:50 pm


I hate romance.

» Posted By connor On 05.17.2012 @ 8:27 am


I liv in primitive life.

» Posted By connor On 05.11.2012 @ 8:55 am


I have a shorthand because i am small.

» Posted By connor On 05.09.2012 @ 8:56 am


what happens when you put some thing in your mouth and then you react by tasting.

» Posted By ConnoR On 05.08.2012 @ 4:51 am


I hate instrumental stuff.

» Posted By connor On 05.07.2012 @ 8:57 am


I like to separate my food.

» Posted By connor On 05.03.2012 @ 8:55 am


I have an entree at dinner.

» Posted By connor On 04.23.2012 @ 8:56 am


I like earring money.

» Posted By connor On 04.17.2012 @ 10:49 am


I have an Irish heartache.

» Posted By connor On 04.09.2012 @ 8:54 am


I like to flip flop on the dance floor.

» Posted By connor On 04.04.2012 @ 8:56 am


I do not know what this word means.

» Posted By connor On 03.20.2012 @ 8:56 am


Brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch.

» Posted By connor On 03.09.2012 @ 7:57 am


I like to swing I like to sing I like to swing swing.

» Posted By connor On 03.07.2012 @ 7:55 am


I had to go into town to go to the store to get party suplys for my party.

» Posted By connor On 03.05.2012 @ 7:55 am


I like popcorn it is good and buttery.I like kettle corn the best.

» Posted By connor On 02.27.2012 @ 7:56 am


i have a curse.My curse is i have to deal with someone mean.

» Posted By connor On 02.21.2012 @ 7:56 am


i can flirt to nobody even girls i get to nerves.

» Posted By connor On 02.16.2012 @ 7:30 am


walls are plain and stoopid and i run into them. i hurts every time i tun into one.

» Posted By connor On 02.08.2012 @ 7:55 am


i have a camera for cristmas and Itake pictures with it.

» Posted By connor On 02.06.2012 @ 7:56 am


as I walked my dog I looked at his collar and it didn’t have a tag.

» Posted By connor On 01.27.2012 @ 7:56 am


I was bellow my dragon feldunost and he almost killed me by landing

» Posted By connor On 01.17.2012 @ 7:58 am


Thinness, standing alone among a million faces in a checkout line. white noise, black noise, the all-consuming consumer of time. conspicuous, innocuous, the small silver screen. obey. obey.

» Posted By Connor On 01.10.2012 @ 7:08 pm

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