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» Posted By Carl On 11.13.2009 @ 3:29 pm


where is the oven that i can put the turkey in? is it in the dinning room? is it in the kitchen? is it in the living room where my turkey plays frightfully and tearfully with his jerker? why does the oven come with an open cover? what happens if i were to put the turkey alive in it?


i’ll put a cat in the microwave instead.

» Posted By carl On 11.06.2009 @ 3:35 pm


I dialed the number for psychiatric help; the tone was a dead buzz that pained my ears. I could feel it scraping against my eardrums and so I knew that I had to imagine the fantasy.

» Posted By carl On 12.09.2009 @ 6:48 pm


I enhanced the image and caught the culprit. CSI: MOTHERFUCKERS

» Posted By carl On 12.08.2009 @ 4:05 pm

I would like to enhance the scope of my exercise regime by learning how to dance.

» Posted By Carl On 12.07.2009 @ 10:03 pm


Pedal to the metal we thrive for the moment in our carpe diem bikes. Sunken to the low but forward we go.

» Posted By carl On 12.05.2009 @ 4:56 pm

once I put the pedal to the medal… but then I realized that the medal wasn’t the point of that turn of phrase, it was actually “metal” and then I wondered if I could continue to mettle with that pedal or maybe a petal…. who knows, I hope, though, that at the end of the day, I have enough words….

» Posted By carl On 12.04.2009 @ 5:13 pm


The troops marched down the lane one by one.

They died that way too.

» Posted By carl On 12.03.2009 @ 1:11 pm


The signal was spent and sped up to transmit what had to be said. had to be done, had to be known as one and one only time.

» Posted By carl On 12.13.2009 @ 10:59 pm


letters. My girlfriend complains that I dont write letters to her like I used to before, although my first thought when i saw this word was the alphabet…..IRS letters? lol…

» Posted By carl On 03.04.2010 @ 2:22 pm

letters. My girlfriend complains that I dont write letters to her like I used to before, although my first thought when i saw this word was the alphabet…..IRS letters? lol…

» Posted By carl On 03.04.2010 @ 2:22 pm


And run. Just keep on running. The past will never catch up. Or at least you can only hope.

» Posted By carl On 03.09.2010 @ 7:46 pm


Lost and found. Lot’s of trinkets and savings at the grocery store. Interlocking loops and hurt fingernails. I can’t seem to remember what these keys go to. In a year, I’ll put them in my junk box with all of my other old keys.

» Posted By Carl On 03.15.2010 @ 6:09 pm


I am not bluffin with my muffin like the Lady Gaga. I do not have a muffin. A real muffin, nor a muffin used as a metaphor for a…. vagina. Muffins are otherwise tasty.

» Posted By carl On 02.28.2010 @ 7:50 pm


my feelings are caught in a tangled bundle of joy. it’s not clear where one emotion begins and ends. all of them are wrapped up together like a hive of snakes, hissing and moaning and biting. but hope lies sleeping in the midst of confusion.

» Posted By carl On 01.30.2010 @ 4:53 pm

I bundle up myself in over sized sweaters. They’re like armor. They let me keep my distance. The wool swallowing me whole and me curled up in a ball, falling asleep.

» Posted By carl On 01.30.2010 @ 2:01 pm



» Posted By Carl On 01.28.2010 @ 10:27 am

I put it away in the closet for extra measure. Sure it was already demolished to fine pieces, but this was the superfluous step. I could have thrown it away, but that wouldn’t do. I need the reminder, so therefor, it is in storage.

» Posted By carl On 01.27.2010 @ 7:09 pm


I cannot speak, even if I wanted to. But I don’t. I don’t want to. Why should I? The things I say have no weight to those around me. The words I speak are just furniture. Sometimes words are not enough.

» Posted By Carl On 01.26.2010 @ 9:25 pm


I have a tragic flaw. A flaw, a flaw, a flaw. I am a member of the fraternity of Odysseus and Heracles and Achilles. My tendons are strong, my lunges are willing.

» Posted By Carl On 01.25.2010 @ 5:28 pm


Bottles filled with them. We are entering the pharmaceutical ward. Pill bugs are rampaging our enamels and we are very sad. That’s all we know. Pills. That’s all we know. So reliant are we.

» Posted By Carl On 01.23.2010 @ 11:07 am


i took it out. i took it far away. i cant stand the sight of it, so i buried it in the depths of a tar pit. take it away. take it away… what is wrong with the past? i just dont want to remember. i just dont. please, stop reminding me.

» Posted By Carl On 01.22.2010 @ 7:02 pm


Pour the milk into the batter. Am I a better person now? Feel the rain like someone else. Its still the same. Still the same. Still the same. Were still the same. As we were. As we have always been. Just pour me some liquor.

» Posted By Carl On 01.18.2010 @ 10:16 am


flow into water
float maybe please
you dont know what im doing in the ocean
with the sharks
with the rays
the fish are eating me
i am a drowner
i do not float
i am sinking sinking sinking
water rise
a flood

» Posted By Carl On 01.17.2010 @ 11:28 am


flour is usually in my cabinet. i use it to make cookies and such. flour is useful. i think it is unappreciated to the largest degree.

» Posted By carl On 10.10.2009 @ 9:41 am


sailing on the winds of sound a single thing to make hearts sink and worlds go round, a device-like devil who makes thousands hear the shrill and bass so warm and clear, a complete

» Posted By carl On 10.28.2009 @ 12:05 pm


I pick up the phone and slowly move the headset to my ear. I hear the dial tone. It dies. Then I slowly put my finger to numbers and dial 911. A lady’s voice answers in a hurry, “911, what’s your emergency?”

» Posted By Carl On 10.21.2009 @ 7:31 pm


caring is interesting. u can always say u dont care even when u do.

» Posted By Carl On 10.17.2009 @ 8:23 pm


I’ve pushed so many into the wall. My thumbs are sore now, but I have many more pictures to pin up. So many more. And the people need to know about these things. They can’t remain ignorant forever.

» Posted By carl On 02.06.2010 @ 9:30 am


Is perfection. Isn’t perfect.

» Posted By carl On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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