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deer

i once remember driving with my cousin, he was bringing me back home and this deer jumped out in front of us and scared the fuck out of us.. he ended up swerving out of the way and we just clipped the side of it and it limped away.. no damage really done to the car but i still remember watching a youtube vid of a deer getting hit by a sports car and flying 500 feet in the air..not really but lmao it coulda been us too. But im glad i dont have to be covered in blood :D

» Posted By Brandon On 08.18.2011 @ 2:11 pm

manager

They manage people. and they get better uniforms at McDonalds. and Burger King, Well, pretty much anywhere.

» Posted By Brandon On 08.05.2011 @ 9:32 am

level

its time to take it to the next level. brian said jerking his head back and forth. i didn’t really think this was a good idea, usually when he says next level it means a world of trouble for me and him both.

» Posted By brandon On 08.03.2011 @ 11:16 am

boiling

The water was heating up, not quite there yet, as I watched tv. The show was a rerun, but I’m a fan of the series so I watched it anyway. My cat lazed about, making me jealous of a life so free. Finally, I heard the tell-tale bubbles coming from the pot. Noodles ready, I headed to the stove; boiling.

» Posted By Brandon On 08.02.2011 @ 3:27 pm

violet

I don’t really like this color
Only when it is with green
They go so well together.
I fall in love with it.
Nah, not love.
A mutual relationship.
And whenever I hear this word I think of a purple flower.
And Vermilion City.
Violet

» Posted By Brandon On 07.21.2011 @ 6:25 pm

megaphone

Loud. Boisterous. Used at sporting events for little leagues, usually. My heart has yearned for one of these.
I will soon get it. Save up the moolah. Get the goods. Use it for fun.
“Get off my lawn”
“HI!”

» Posted By Brandon On 07.19.2011 @ 9:19 pm

cigarette

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» Posted By brandon On 07.17.2011 @ 10:13 am

I hate this word. My parents use them. They’re bad. I never ever want to smoke, but I still have to live with it. It destroys my lungs and I don’t want them to be dead. And it’s good that bill passes here in WI that no smoking in public places. Yahoooo!

» Posted By Brandon On 07.16.2011 @ 12:21 pm

the killer
the evil stick that never lets go of the people it gets a hold of
and the only thing worse than death.

» Posted By Brandon On 07.15.2011 @ 11:37 pm

bow

Bow, like a bow and arrow, immediately makes me think of The Legend of Zelda. I’m a huge gamer, and Zelda is probably up there with one of my favourites. I just recently found out that the famous comedian and actor Robin Williams is also a huge Zelda fan, which makes me very happy.

» Posted By Brandon On 07.15.2011 @ 8:05 am

plague

Plague is horrible. It infects hundreds, thousands, millions of people. It’s scary. Many people die before a cure comes out. These usually happen in Zombie Apocalypse movies. So cliche.

» Posted By Brandon On 07.13.2011 @ 9:08 am

chores

I hate chores. I find them dumb. Yes, I see the point in doing them, but I just hate them. Yuck. Expecially doing the dishes. That is the worst. I hate reaching into the murky, disgusting water to find the spoons, forks, knives, etc. Just plain yuck. I want/ need a maid.
So bad.

» Posted By Brandon On 07.08.2011 @ 10:30 pm

embraced

When I felt your arms around me, I felt so loved. It was the only time that I ever felt the love that I have searched for my entire life. When you embraced my body, you embraced my soul. You are the completion of who I am as a person, and who I wish to be in the future. I love you with everything that I have, and everything I am.

» Posted By Brandon On 06.13.2011 @ 2:56 pm

rise

I rise when people knock me down. I cry when people yell at me. I high five when people greet me. I take a dive when they deceit me. I need love when I’m alone. I need a loan when I’m at school. I need a scone when I am hungry. I need an Oreo when I’m not full. I need you. I need me.

» Posted By Brandon On 06.11.2011 @ 12:10 am

sideburns

His sideburns were short and hard to notice, but in some obscure way they made him sexy as hell. Their manly nature contrasted well with this soft lips, Bambie eyes, and

» Posted By brandon On 05.29.2011 @ 8:51 pm

torch

i was carrying a torch to get throw the cave and it burned out half way throw it

» Posted By brandon On 05.25.2011 @ 1:48 pm

booth

We sat in the photo booth. The seconds counted down. 3 – We rush to make goofy faces. 2 – Not goofy enough! – 1 – “I guess this’ll have to do!”

» Posted By Brandon On 05.25.2011 @ 9:46 am

forgotten

I’ve already done this one!!! I don’t really have anything new to add and my first one wasn’t too interesting anyway. Maybe I’ve ‘forgotten’ how to write somewhere along the way. Hurry up and expire, timer!!!!

» Posted By Brandon On 05.15.2011 @ 8:29 pm

I don’t think there’s anything that I’ve forgotten to do today… I set unusually realistic goals and woke up feeling particularly industrious so I pretty much got it all done… pretty much. I still didn’t clean everything I set out to clean but I really did accomplish a lot for me… maybe that’s a bit sad.

» Posted By Brandon On 05.15.2011 @ 8:19 pm

chorus

chorus has to do for sing song…………..!!!!!!!!!!!

» Posted By Brandon On 04.29.2011 @ 1:17 pm

trailer

A trailer is some thing that goes behind the truck……..

» Posted By Brandon On 04.27.2011 @ 1:12 pm

foreign

ilike to foreign things and that is what i thing it is……………….

» Posted By Brandon On 04.21.2011 @ 1:14 pm

acoustic

Acoustic some thing that has sound …………… yes i now it is the best…………….. not………………. i don t now what it is………………………………………………………..

» Posted By Brandon On 04.19.2011 @ 1:56 pm

obsolete

obsolete. this word makes me think of computer and old technology, but I suppose it can be applied to anything. like people. people can be obsolete. I can kill people. you can kill people, if you want. wanna be friends? friends is a TV show I don’t watch it though. I want to watch the movie Super. also, I want to watch Super 8. I wanna die. what?

» Posted By Brandon On 04.12.2011 @ 5:32 pm

Obsolete is some thing that I don t now what it means………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????????

» Posted By Brandon On 04.12.2011 @ 1:56 pm

integrity

What is this word men…..

» Posted By Brandon On 04.08.2011 @ 1:13 pm

connected

Im connected to the safari right now…….

» Posted By Brandon On 04.06.2011 @ 1:16 pm

success

Success is some thing that i don t no about…?????????!!!!!!!

» Posted By Brandon On 04.04.2011 @ 1:15 pm

galaxy

Meteors are so bright sometimes that it makes me cringe at the fact that they can kill anyone as they fall onto earth. It is crazy yet astonishing. Such a beautiful thing can be extremely destructive.

» Posted By brandon On 04.03.2011 @ 12:48 am

In a galaxy far far away there are people who like to eat purple gum drops that are made out of smores. Loving there smore-like gum drops, they continue their days by pooping in cans, and texting? iDunno, this is really fun, galaxy’s far far away where starwars takes place

» Posted By Brandon On 04.02.2011 @ 6:27 pm

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