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Pretzels are yummy and pretzel shaped. That kind of goes without saying, but everything is based on that shape. Any odd contortion is “pretzel-shaped”. It is one of those words that defines everything else.

» Posted By Ben On 05.22.2011 @ 7:45 pm

salt and the mall and saturated fat and stretched legs and dryness. That is the essence of a pretzel. It sounds german, kind of like schnitzel.

» Posted By Ben On 05.22.2011 @ 6:26 pm


Thieves suck. They always take things from people. Robbers break into houses in the middle of the night and just take everything. One time my car was unlocked and some bitch took my gps from it. Now I can’t find my way around anymore. Thanks a lot. There are good thieves though, like Robin Hood. He stole and he was a chill guy. I read a book when I was little called the Thief Lord. It was good. Mostly thieves suck though.

» Posted By Ben On 05.23.2011 @ 10:54 pm

The thief runs in the night. Cops chase him, but they don’t know about his secret power. He jumps. And jumps. And jumps. The cops run to the end of the sidewalk, but the thief jumps on hardened air until they no longer see him.

» Posted By Ben On 05.23.2011 @ 3:49 pm

A thief is someone who steals. But he’s more petty then that. A thief is small time, only able to steal from those lower than them. A thief is a crook.

» Posted By Ben On 05.23.2011 @ 1:21 pm


Wrath is the power a man has over others without them having any ability to protect themselves. It is a hideous entity that no man can escape. Someone somewhere has power over you. It’s vicious.

» Posted By Ben On 05.21.2011 @ 12:55 pm


there was a fox at the gravel road by rock creek as we departed from a day of fishing for rainbow trout. he was more elusive than curious. only a flash of fur and orange.

» Posted By ben On 05.16.2011 @ 9:19 pm

I am curious. I believe everyone is curious. Our humane biological born nature is to to be curious. We see something take place and we tend to want to know all about it, what took place. Is it a negative trait, nope. Do people get angry or upset when they are around someone that uses that trait, definitely!

» Posted By ben On 05.16.2011 @ 3:51 pm


the glowing worm floated down the river in the glowing moonlight. the fish saw the glowing worm swimming down the glowing river and ate the glowing worm. the fish then began glowing as the glowing worm slowly digested inside of him. the fish swam away down the glowing river.

» Posted By ben On 05.12.2011 @ 10:38 pm


Bret MIchaels has his own cruise with Carnival. What if Motley Crue did this the Motley Crue’s ship. Hookers, Booze, Heroin and tropical locales for all.

» Posted By ben On 05.09.2011 @ 5:53 pm


who wants to give birth anyway. it’s pretty disgusting. being a man I can’t give birth, not that I would want to. I mean, a whole other person dropping out between my legs? No thank you. I don’t envy women, they seem to get the worse end of the stick in life. i like being a man, spreading my seed throughout the world. birth… gross. what else… umbilical cords

» Posted By Ben On 05.09.2011 @ 6:42 am

When a baby comes out of a mothers vagina. A period when life comes into being. The time that comes nine months after conception. Often a result of unprotected sex. Usually ends in a baby. Many consider beautiful until they have either witnessed or experienced it.

» Posted By Ben On 05.08.2011 @ 5:18 pm


There was a light bulb that was very fluorescent. In fact it was so fluorescent that the light blinded a person. Then he accidentally walked off a bridge. The End.

» Posted By Ben On 05.02.2011 @ 9:20 am


It’s hard to image anything so versatile and useful as a piece of styrofoam. That’s what my teachers always told me. Everything’s made of it nowadays. It’s a problem that’s rapidly growing. We’re finding ourselves trapped in it– a white, winter wonderland of destruction and waste.

» Posted By Ben On 04.22.2011 @ 8:27 pm


Ah. Yes, it is about time. The men are lining up, unknowingly getting ready for their deaths. Sitting with my back to them, I sigh. Robots, like myself, are the ultimate beings.

» Posted By Ben On 04.19.2011 @ 7:12 pm

I am a robot, but not just any robot. I am quite special, as I enjoy digesting human meat. All day, everyday. Ain’t nothing that y’all can do about that. I mean, sure, maybe it isn’t okay for me to go around slaughtering humans all the time, but they are just so tasty! Sometimes I like to roast them, and other times I prefer to toast them. Ultimately, I am just hungry for people.

» Posted By Ben On 04.19.2011 @ 7:06 pm


I think of Pink Floyd Wish you Were here because that’s the only song they have that I can think of that has an acoustic guitar. Lyrics are going in my head right now. Love that song. Wish they had written more acoustic stuff, but oh well they’re still a good band. Peace!

» Posted By Ben On 04.19.2011 @ 5:16 am

Acoustic is a minimalistic form of music that not only allows you to strip a song down, but also to reach out to your listener with the most emotion you can possibly squeeze out of your lyrics. It’s a beautiful thing when you have that kind of connection through the songs you write.

» Posted By Ben On 04.18.2011 @ 9:28 pm


the bookshelf was filled with his various works. he devoted his life to writing about the things that interested him: sheep, porn, gambling, goats, candy. There wasn’t really one topic that he focused on. When his

» Posted By Ben On 04.12.2011 @ 6:47 am


I am determined to do this and I think somehow that this is a sign, I certainty am going to assume it is, I am a believer today, of great faith.

» Posted By ben On 04.08.2011 @ 12:25 am


It’s when you don’t have to worry about anything. When happiness fills you in and don’t envy anyone around nor feel the need to fill in a space. It’s when you know your kids will be fine and the ones you love are taken care of.

» Posted By Ben On 04.05.2011 @ 12:52 am


i dont have many of those ever i like to just go wit whatever is goin on, and if i dont like it i wont do it. only when there is osmething really interesting that i actually make plans to revolve my day around it. otherwise i let my day go as it wants to, and if i wanna change direction i do.

» Posted By ben On 04.03.2011 @ 7:27 pm


To be in audience of someone is a form of respect and might even be admiration for whatever talent or knowledge or stupidity they might have to offer.

» Posted By Ben On 03.28.2011 @ 8:52 am


Why oh why do the majority of ‘Western’ women wear high-heeled shoes? It DOESN’T make them sexier (the height difference is far more of an aphrodisiac) and it DOES make them look silly, regardless of how appealing the rest of their appearance is

» Posted By Ben On 03.16.2011 @ 4:01 am


‘Wondered’ is often confused with ‘Wandered’ and that really winds me up when people say they’re going for ‘a Wonder’ or they ‘Often wandered about that’.


» Posted By Ben On 03.10.2011 @ 1:53 am

Have you ever wondered about why things happen in the world. Why people fight unjust wars. Or maybe why you fall in love. People fall in love for the most simple and complex things. Have you ever wondered why that happens. What is the trigger to the sould of all humanity. It is a gesture? A look? Or something deeper in the soul that not all of us have a grasp on quite yet

» Posted By Ben On 03.09.2011 @ 9:22 pm


A bee. Yellow, black, fluttery, small.


Nina stared at it from her grassy spot under a tree. It hovered around her, a continuous buzz emanating from its wings.

She wanted to wave it away.

» Posted By Ben On 03.08.2011 @ 3:57 pm


Despite all appearances to the contrary, I almost had something to say about the word ‘almost.’ I don’t think it’s a word most people think about. It’s just there. It’s as if it’s used to bring sentences of hesitation together. I don’t know.

» Posted By Ben On 03.07.2011 @ 9:47 pm

Almost there, Almost there, BOOM! That was how the one of the members of the death star run died. Luke had to take things into his own hands. He swooped into the trench while han covered his back and shot down darth vader. Luck used the force and blew up the death star. They all lived happily every after. The End!

Why am I still typing. I seem to have somehow gotten 2 minnuetes. OH well. How are you whoever is reading this. How are you doing. The timer is almost done. Almost but not quite. Now it is!!!

» Posted By Ben On 03.07.2011 @ 7:43 pm


I’m in control. I own the vertical and the horizontal. Nah, just kidding. I don’t own anything. Truth be told, i’m probably the least in control there is. I feel like i’m just following a script someone wrote for me. That I don’t really know what’s going on, or like I can do anything about it. But, don’t we all?

» Posted By Ben On 03.05.2011 @ 9:57 am

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