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i don’t really like driving. i take the train to work every day and i love that i can read the new yorker, text my friends, and daydream without endangering my own life or the lives of those around me. to me driving is not pleasurable, it’s a chore like brushing my teeth.

» Posted By Ben On 08.10.2011 @ 6:44 am


Mario! Luigi! Wario! Yoshi! Go eat cake with Princess Peach! Oh no, they have been kidnapped into the pictures, even though that doesn’t make sense. Oh well, jump into them and do random stuff to get them out.

» Posted By Ben On 08.03.2011 @ 9:35 pm

is where you play a game and wen you get to the end you progress to another level.
also level is where you have different floors and they call them levels.

» Posted By ben On 08.03.2011 @ 1:25 pm


The lightning struck around him. It didn’t strike him, which meant his wonderful invention was working. It would route lightning away from him and use it for electricity.

» Posted By Ben On 07.25.2011 @ 3:05 pm


I was very ill from the virus. The virus had never been seen before on Earth. That is because I am not on Earth. I am exploring Mars to see if I can form its first colony. If this virus kills us all, the colony will not be formed.

» Posted By Ben On 07.24.2011 @ 4:27 pm


my bow is nice,
i wear it
whilst eating
nothing can compare
i love my
little bow tie

The End.

» Posted By ben On 07.14.2011 @ 6:48 pm


berry jelly tasted good in the summer with vidka and lime. We all like being drunk in the sun dont we? but that has nothing to do with straw does it?


HAT, YES! win.

» Posted By Ben On 07.12.2011 @ 3:26 am


Assisted living dracula. Pretty scary stuff, if you’re into nursing home horror movies, which some folks in the industry might be. The beginning of a whole new genre. I’m just waiting for Wheelchair Frankenstein… It’s sort of alive!

Oh, so now I have sixty more seconds to write? I have somehow gamed the system due to its own poor design! Though this isn’t really a contest, I suppose, so much as it is a nice little stimulus for free writing and blockage removal. The kale of the internet writing world. Fiber gets you regular.

» Posted By Ben On 07.04.2011 @ 10:44 pm


Her braid hung down between her shoulder blades, a red snake slithering down the smooth ivory skin of her back.

» Posted By Ben On 07.02.2011 @ 7:54 am


why wade? can I not have a cool word like ‘penumbra’? or maybe ‘effervescent’? i tried to write about wade before but your glitchy website froze up. maybe t

» Posted By Ben On 06.30.2011 @ 7:41 am


his hand as i gentley skipped along the shoreline. The frogs are jumping. Underwater swimming segments are never fun. Donkey Kong is pretty damned over rated. As is mario, zelda and many other nintendo franchises, also batteries suck.

» Posted By Ben On 06.19.2011 @ 2:08 pm


i wonder about the way it would feel to be with a woman. it’s been years. i miss them. the wonde3r of their bodie3s fascoinate em. i miss her so much. i want others. i want andrea and jacwy and mallorie and molly and them all i want them all,

» Posted By ben On 06.18.2011 @ 1:02 am

I wonder what it feels like to wake up one day and realize that everything that you ever cared about has all of a sudden turned into a giant mass of corn that’s slowly attempting to overtake you with its giant corncob arms. And then to sit in your bed and think OH GOD THIS IS THE END THE CORN WILL EAT ME THIS TIME. ITS ALL OVER OH GOD.

» Posted By Ben On 06.17.2011 @ 10:10 pm


I met her at a station where she left me in the dark. I found a little kitten to replace her fond memmories. I could not sleep and I ran the world over to search for another. I came to South Africa and I found myself hanging in a tree that was about to enter a train that was sleeping to reach no destination.

» Posted By Ben On 06.15.2011 @ 2:01 am


Arise, Deborah. You are our only hope against the incoming invaders. You will fend off the attackers with your timbrels and with Barak by your side. Arise and sing a song. Awake and shake the kitten. Awake, Awake, feel eerie, awake.

» Posted By Ben On 06.10.2011 @ 6:35 pm


i sit on the corner… looking at my parents arguing.. i dont know what to do but i know im scared… i need for them to stop.. i need this to get better, I turn to you God, Provide me with sustenance.

» Posted By Ben On 06.08.2011 @ 9:57 pm

I sit on the corner and talk to the coroner who talks to me on the corner on which I sit. I ask him about his life, and he about mine, and we talk, and talk, and talk.

» Posted By Ben On 06.08.2011 @ 6:38 pm


I drank to forget. It didn’t work. Because the more I drank, the better swimmers my memories became. They swam up to the point where I couldn’t drink any more. But still I remembered. Goodbye.

» Posted By Ben On 06.07.2011 @ 4:08 pm


I painted many things. I painted pictures, I painted dreams. I painted words on a page and colors in your mind. I painted life, I painted rhyme.

» Posted By Ben On 06.06.2011 @ 4:00 pm


I was wearing that color forever. It was a horrid color, although not just one. It was many colors in lines. Plaid. I hate that awful poser of a color. But I was wearing it on that fateful day. The day of the car crash. I wasn’t in it, but I swerved to avoid it.

» Posted By Ben On 06.05.2011 @ 1:53 pm


you wear it on your back and carry things for survival for hiking or mountain biking. You can hold a watter bottle in your back pack.

» Posted By Ben On 06.02.2011 @ 7:57 am


remember when? Everything in life is about memories, creating them, cherishing them, loving them, finding them in times of need. Everything we do in life, is in a way to create a memory. We want memories to hold us at night when no one else will, to guide us when no one else can, to remind us that we mattered. Remembering is a crucial aspect to human life or else why would Alzheimer be so devastating

» Posted By Ben On 05.31.2011 @ 7:00 am

Remember me. Remember who I am. Who am I? I’m 24601. I stole a loaf of bread 19 years ago, but I have reformed to be a better man. Bring him home. Bring him home.

» Posted By Ben On 05.31.2011 @ 5:41 am


I despaired. Why? Because I was going to die. There were two ways to go: off a cliff or into the swords. Why take life if I will die either way? Why kill innocents? They wouldn’t be evil until I kill them. I jumped.

» Posted By Ben On 05.28.2011 @ 4:42 pm


Ice cream. It has to be my very favorite. Specifically, I’m thinking of the gelatto kind. I remember going to get some one time at Baybrook mall. Andrew was working at Fossil, and it was right across from his store. So we went over on his break and just hung out. It was fun.

» Posted By Ben On 05.27.2011 @ 6:27 pm

minty fresh was the flavor of ice cream I was eating when I saw you. You would end my life and start a new one. One twenty years at least younger than I was at the time. You changed me.

» Posted By Ben On 05.27.2011 @ 4:00 pm


the torch burned brightly in the noonday sun. It wasn’t really needed during the day, but the heat it brought was welcome. Pluto was very cold, even when the sun was directly overhead. It was during one of its dominant days, with Charon revolving around it.

» Posted By Ben On 05.25.2011 @ 3:44 pm


the theater booth was filled. Booth came to the theater. “Booth”, the ticket taker asked. “Who has a name like ‘Booth’?” “I do” Booth said. He came to his seat and watched the play. He then killed a president. His name was John Wilkes Booth.

» Posted By Ben On 05.24.2011 @ 2:02 pm


pretzels are delicious salty things. Ranch would probably be incredible on them, but what isn’t?

» Posted By ben On 05.23.2011 @ 10:05 am

Warm and soft, or crunchy and salty; many would argue that pretzels are bar none the best snack food on the planet. Perhaps it is the twisted shape that gets us excited for pretzels, or maybe it is the spongy dough that tastes so good to us. Whatever the case may be, one thing is certain, I need a pretzel now.

» Posted By Ben On 05.22.2011 @ 10:51 pm

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