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[Sam Alabam]
Nikolas wasn't one of those'farm 'boys who honed their work skills by throwing hay all day.He was a city boy.But you wouldn't know it.He took the twenty inch saw and started hacking the branch up into manageable pieces.
August 5, 2006 08:26 AM
[Daud Bhatti]
barn full of them needles and pins pigs farm farmer jo pullovers lurd smell foul smell sometimes hores poop
August 5, 2006 08:32 AM
[Matthew Zimmerman]
Is a word I am being told to write about. It is made up of 1 vowel and 2 consanants.
August 5, 2006 08:35 AM
[Miz]
She lay in a pile of hay. Her head poked up through the straw, scattering tiny peices everywhere. Her bright blue eyes locked on mine and I smiled. She was beautiful even with hay strewn throughout her hair and the slightly rumpled clothing that she now wore. She was stunning as always.
August 5, 2006 08:51 AM
[Maggie]
I said hey, do you think it will rain and ruin the hay crop before we can get it in.
August 5, 2006 08:54 AM
[Mem]
horse dry grass green then blue and sometimes orange. what on earth is it all about? how terribly confusing. Not straw. Hay. Obviously. Otherwise it would have said 'straw'. This is a fun game, I like it lots. Hay comes in bales, big and square and blocky and sraight.
August 5, 2006 08:57 AM
[chris]
hay nay brayn cake. Don't. Just open the hay and don't. Just don't. Then you see, over the horizon floats a supersized bent hug machine, without even the serendipitous leverage of henceforth. But alack, nevermore the turd opens its own self, spewing flowered grimeballs into the funnel.
August 5, 2006 09:01 AM
[William A. MCCutchen]
intellectual hay is a horses paradise in the ways of the world. useless babble, written over and over and over, hay is the yellow brick road we are looking for. time is over
August 5, 2006 09:11 AM
[leo]
well i gues i should just give it a shot. brainstorming the reason why i would visiti such a sweird site like this one and write a lot of shit. well well
August 5, 2006 09:15 AM
[Rongbo]
Hay is a fundemental stash of our nation. It thrives our agrilcultural system and improve our society by granting us limitless grain for us to produce products that help the our economy and country to be a better place to live!
August 5, 2006 09:18 AM
[Sean]
Hay is for horses. My brother threw a party and used hay bails as the seating in most of the outdoor ares as well as the inside of his dome home. Many people had turned out to see the completed (somewhat) dream of a mad genius
August 5, 2006 09:23 AM
[noblekinsman]
Katherine Mayo swears that all the indians do is fuck at the age of 10 an then create sickly pregnant women and sickly children and are therefore a sickly race lacking vitality and need to be whipped into shape by some proper british ladies. Mary Rowlandson was a white woman that got captured by natives. she dies
August 5, 2006 09:42 AM
[jimjimmyjames]
ha ha y...y not...because I said so...ha ha...
August 5, 2006 09:45 AM
[Lark]
Horses love hay which smells aromatic in the spring afer it is cut and delivered by strong men with big flatbed trucks. Hay gets all over you when you feed the horses, and people then know you are a hayseed when you go out into the world. Friends will come up on you from behind and pluck the tiny shreds of brownness off of your collar or sleeve. Then you can brag about having horses to feed and hay to lift each morning. You are a real farmgirl when that kind of experience comes along. Either that, or you look like a sloppy dresser, and people may believe you have been rolling in hay before coming to work.
August 5, 2006 09:53 AM
[michele]
Like a horse losing taste for hay, maybe I am losing my flare for writing.
August 5, 2006 10:02 AM
[Chris Waller]
Hay is what horses eat and also probably cows. Farmers make it and gay horses eat it. It can also be like hay, hows it going but usually that would be spelt hey. But who cares anyway. Its grown in field s and dried
August 5, 2006 10:05 AM
[Mystic Wizard]
Hay can be the marvelous meal of horses or it can be the appleation you call your mother. Either way it's delicious.
August 5, 2006 10:07 AM
[speechless]
i heard horses eat hay, but then, so do monkeys.
August 5, 2006 10:27 AM
[anni]
Hay makes me sneeze. Poison ivy hurts my feet. I went walking ion poison ivy today to try and find my runaway dog, but she was long gone. So I went home and fought with my boyfriend's best friend instead, and I don't feel like going to work today. Someone once told me I was clever for being able to twist things to work out the way I want them to. Like this prompt.
August 5, 2006 10:29 AM
[Indira]
Hay that yellow stuff that sits on the ground at a local "ho" down. To anyone else it could mean something completely different. To somone in costa Rica it's a bed, or a roof. To someone is china it's nothing more than the past symbol of pov
August 5, 2006 10:43 AM
[Indira]
Hay lined the grassy feilds in uniform bundles. I walked along the dirt road and breathed deeply the smell of fresh cut grass, hay and corn. I was out in the country, out in the world all on my own now, and this was my journey. My life, my story.
August 5, 2006 10:47 AM
[Jordan Perry]
hay is for horses with golden flakes itchy sticks of hair better than grass better than trees dead grass on the ground making it easy to eat put in a bucket or a stack for the cows the yellow sunshine on the ground
August 5, 2006 10:53 AM
[douglas brunton]
there is no hay where I'm from, our animals are fed on fresh grass.
August 5, 2006 11:31 AM
[b(r)ad poetry]
hay is often confused with straw by people who have never been around horses. which, unfortunately is most people.
August 5, 2006 11:45 AM
[Jenny]
A stem in his mouth, he swayed gently to the horse's gait. Behind him, the cart was piled high with hay-bales. The city square looked strange, crowded for the medieval fayre...
August 5, 2006 11:46 AM
[ami suineg]
i USED TO JUMP IN IT. oF COURSE, WE STRIPPED ALL OUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST, OR WHAT WOULD BE THE FUN? aLWAYS THE THREAT OF GETTING CAUGHT...SOMEONE SEEING US THROUGH THE OPEN LOFT WINDOW. bUT WE SANG OUR SONG "TRA LA LA..." THEN DOVE WITH GLEE AND SLIGHTEST FEAR DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE HAY.
August 5, 2006 11:58 AM
[julia]
hay. what horses love, what needles can't be found it...what is the big deal with hay? its just dead grass, thats all. and yet it has so many purposes.
August 5, 2006 12:33 PM
[frank3bee]
Sometimes, I say "Hay" instead of "Hey". Somehow, the a version seems more endearing. I don't know why.
August 5, 2006 12:51 PM
[oneday1llfliaway]
Hay reminds me of Rumpelstiltskin. The girl would spin the hay into gold, and in turn, she had to give Rumpelstiltskin her first born child. It takes a lot of time to write his name. About five seco
August 5, 2006 12:51 PM
[Hilary]
smells really nice but you never know what's crawling in the stuff, sometimes girls have hair that's the texture of hay from bleaching too much, it (hay not the hair) has a funny almost woody smell and yet not, it's really it's own odour isn't it. you can't really compare it to anything else it's kind of like the earth.
August 5, 2006 01:01 PM
[bis]
needle in the hay. he was unhappy with himself so he shaved his head and his beard and promised himself he'd take his life the following morning. needle in the hay.
August 5, 2006 01:05 PM
[Will Garroutte]
I hate these kitschy little "theme" restaurants. This one's trying for a "country" feel, and has hay bales stacked in the corners and brand new plowshares with artificial rust hanging on the walls next to glossy Roy Rogers posters. If I wanted to be surrounded by all this rural bullshit, I'd go back out to the farm where I buried Billy's head.
August 5, 2006 01:12 PM
[Romeo]
I valued the hay at sixty pieces of gold. There was only so much hay left in the world and this hay was worth sixty pieces of gold. I lifted it up and I felt something pop in my back. The hayfarmer must have been very supprised when I paid him his sixty pieces of gold. I think I may have valued it incorrectly. It's made of gold right?
August 5, 2006 01:20 PM
[francis]
the summer hay festival, i have heard of it. but i more like to think of when i was younger and played in the hay making castles. it has that summery feeling to it. the one that makes every child feel full of joy.
August 5, 2006 01:27 PM
[osquer42]
They say that serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter. If that's all it takes to be found, give me a pair of daisy dukes and point me toward a haystack to hide in! I may not be a farmer's daughter, but I'm a coalminer’s daughter's daughter. Does that count for anything?
August 5, 2006 02:08 PM
[grockle]
As I rooled around in the hay with straw sticking in ky back, I saw Diana sitting there with dishevelled dress and her feet pointing to the sky. I smiled and recalled the previous 5 minutes.
August 5, 2006 02:46 PM
[blah]
So I'm driving down the street and I notice a man walking in the opposite direction. He catches my eyes because he is wearing no pants. Completely hanging out. So as I pass him, I say Hay, bro. Wheres the pants man? He looks at me with such bewilderment I think i'm losing my mind.
August 5, 2006 03:00 PM
[mikki_rosie]
the hay smells sweet, and feels dusty , sinking through my clothes and settling next to my skin. it itches, like the itch inside me, which is why i'm here, lying in the hay, looking up into blue eyes behind hair the colour of the straw around us. every time he pushes, the dust puffs up more, and one itch is heightened as another gets sated...
August 5, 2006 03:16 PM
[Ravyn]
The proverbial roll in the hay... we did that once. It ended up in everything. And i do mean in everything. We were picking it out of each others' hair (and stuff) for a while. I'd do it again, though.
August 5, 2006 03:35 PM
[mini]
the horse was bissy eating his hay..while the cow and the pig was planing their great escape from the wa
August 5, 2006 05:05 PM
[Amber Nicole]
beautiful green fields with wildflowers and bare feet my vision of happiness... harmony
August 5, 2006 05:06 PM
[prettybruise]
searching for meaning in needles.. like rolling in hay.. still searching..
August 5, 2006 05:15 PM
[Rickard Håkanson]
Sometimes, during the long, hot summerdays. I just laid down in the hay. The smell, the pricking against your skin, the sunrays through the old rugged board of the barn. Childhood has come and passed. I will never again be able to experience those things again. But I will always carry them with me. So should we all. Remember the good times.
August 5, 2006 06:11 PM
[jess]
hay roll in the hay horses eat it a needle i a haystack would be quite hard to find but a roll would be the most enjoyable thing in the world my love, wipe the dust out of your eyes and come roll with me
August 5, 2006 06:59 PM
[yrush]
Hay! First to mind is horses on a farm. Growing new grass. The outdoors, sun and freedom. Hay!
August 5, 2006 07:17 PM
[Monika Landon]
hay is what the horses eat. hay is what you say to someone you meet. hay is a three letter word that has nothing to do but sit around waiting for someone to love it. just like you. does that make you sad? does that make you think? well think of this. hey. we just met.
August 5, 2006 07:28 PM
[blah]
makes me think of horses. hard work. allergies. outdoors. i think it would be cool to make a good recipe for humans to eat hay. perhaps a stew.
August 5, 2006 07:36 PM
[JHolland]
There are many ways to relax, but the most disturbing is to have straw caught between your thighs and under your arms. It is always good to arise after a power nap with hay scratches. I would rather rest in peace.
August 5, 2006 07:39 PM
[paganmist]
They were tight together, held by ropes and torn strips of linen, and they were dangling in the center of the barn over bales and bales of hay. Every breeze blew them slightly, and they swayed. "I don't mind being here like this," she whispered. "Really?" he asked. "I think I love you."
August 5, 2006 07:43 PM
[Mrchaos58]
Hay, that is an interesting word. Usually horses eat hay, I remember learning that at a young age. Anyone remember Wilbur the Horse? Anyway I just saw this Horror movie and a woman who loved the protagonist fell of a horse and hurt her head. So she came in for ice when he wouldn't have any.
August 5, 2006 08:09 PM
[jennn]
hay. sometimes i wonder about the english language. how slang evolves and how the american dialect has changed, hard to believe we once spoke refined, like the british. and now,"hey" becomes "hay" a greeting to an animal's feast.
August 5, 2006 08:11 PM
[Olivia]
hay is for horses and grass is cheaper. a little joke my stepdad says personally i think its a little Korny, but yall might think so.
August 5, 2006 08:15 PM
[Andrew]
hay is a good day. but how is hay a day, simple simple. let me just say, if I may, that one day I was walking to work and a women asked me for the time. I said, mame, the time is noon and today is... hay, there is my bus. I gotta run.
August 5, 2006 08:28 PM
[chancelor]
horses like hay you know how it is becuase they eat that shit like it's the fucking good nector that only god put on this earth even though god is a smug sonuvabitch wtf is his problem, that little bitch srsly i want to kick the shit out of him sometimes, because he's a little bitch
August 5, 2006 08:44 PM
[ANG]
Hay is for horses. Hay is for cows. Hey is pronounced as hay. Fill your scarecrow up, up, with hay. Or else he may just be blown away. Crows.
August 5, 2006 08:56 PM
[r0zin]
i liek to take hay rides with my stoner friends, we pack up a bong and the fun never ends. Next time i go ill give you a ring, im done; ive had enough of this thing.
August 5, 2006 09:05 PM
[Thomas Brian]
Make hay while the sun shines and all that folksy wisdom. If it weren't so damn corny, meaning unrelated in language to myself, I would listen more. The wisdom those sayings contain is good. The words aren't. Too much VFW and Foreign Legion for me.
August 5, 2006 09:06 PM
[Laura]
Hay in the cuff off my jeans. A small piece, wedged between my shirt and my bra. The ride was long and hot, but the prairie grass was purple. We were in a fight.
August 5, 2006 09:07 PM
[Darlene]
Hay first stageof horse do do. That makes me think of mucking out stalls. Bad memories. Hard work.
August 5, 2006 09:16 PM
[Billbo]
Hay is a substance that they use in that thing where they make bundles of it. I stepped on a bundle of it the other day and it kind of hurt. I don't knmow what the hell it's made of, but it loks likes straw or something. That's probably what it is. I don't know, you should ask someone who knows more. SO anyway, I guess my uncle was using bundles of hay to stop water from going past this line or smoething.
August 5, 2006 09:17 PM
[Jim]
Hay or straw, does it matter? I guess it does to a farmer or the livestock, I see a lot of hay as I drive down the road. Blowing everywhere off the hay trucks.
August 5, 2006 09:20 PM
[Katie]
Hay is dry like the dirt on which one sleeps in the woods deep at night. It has to moisture and hence no vitality yet it provides vitality to the creatures who consume it
August 5, 2006 09:43 PM
[Lynette]
Hay is for horses, and for cows. The cows would be upset if they were forgotten. One of the best ad campains out there is the Califoria Cheese one. The cows are always funny.
August 5, 2006 10:06 PM
[any]
her hair was straight and yellow like hay, and i wanted to feel the texture of it between my fingers. when i reached a nervous hand to brush a clump of it off of her shoulder, she
August 5, 2006 10:21 PM
[the_manda]
they say to make hay while the sun shines, like it's some sort of revelation. when else are you going to make hay? in the rain? in the snow? it seems so silly to tell everyone what they already know in some sort of quest for intellectual superiority, yet people insist.
August 5, 2006 10:59 PM
[katie l.]
When people say "hey" you always hear, "Hay is for horses." Why do horses only get to eat hay? I want some too.
August 5, 2006 11:14 PM
[Marc E. Baby]
;now is the time for all good men to write words in a minute. So I'm writing and not thinking about it, but I'm taking the time to correct typos so I don't look stupid. I'm listening to a hawaiian take on Somwhere Over The Rainbow with a Eukalaly. I know I mispelled that. Times up. That was fun. Gonna do it again.
August 5, 2006 11:20 PM
[alanna!]
i've got a point of view a lesson or two a semblitude of normalcy of decency you're crying again, baby. best to just go hit it. you know? i'm sorry. you know? i haven't done one of these in a long time.
August 5, 2006 11:20 PM
[jen]
hay: horses eat it. romance books have two lovers rolling around in it. i sat on a bale of hay at the gilroy garlic festival. on a make it yourself program, a designer created a table with it. awful.
August 5, 2006 11:48 PM
[mad]
Hay is something that horses eat. This wasn't a word I was expecting to type about. I'm wondering if there is a different spelling for 'hay', instead of the kind that horses eat. People say 'hay' when they greet people, but of course, it's spelt differently.
August 6, 2006 12:05 AM
[nick]
hay is what horses eat. it comes in bales. it sometimes stinks. i dont actually know what it comes from or what kind of plant it is. but i assume it tastes good, because something eats it.
August 6, 2006 12:24 AM
[moinak]
hay is somthing that you will find in the outerspace. it is used to wash the spaceships.
August 6, 2006 12:30 AM
[Steve]
hay man, whats up, i really like hay, this is freaking lame. why cant i get a better word then hay. cows eat hay. cows make milk, so i guess hay is cool, if there wasnt any milk i woulnt be able to eat cereal. that would suck!
August 6, 2006 12:35 AM
[chris]
the time spent thinking about this one word is that could be spent drinking. Yes I drink therefore I am. Suchphilosophy and yet from one so young does this allow me to pass the protals of a higher experience? T o experience the peace oftrue desire? I know not and yet, I seek this total kharma of peace and happiness that comes from dried grass and cattle fodder!
August 6, 2006 12:41 AM
[eric]
Horse Eats me. My name is Hay I love Hay HAY = YAH HAY HAY Ugly Hayness Haylos HAYHAYHAY HAYHAYHAYHAY HAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAY
August 6, 2006 12:49 AM
[Terry Reed]
My grandfather used to take me out to the fields to help bring in the hay. The weather was always fine and dry and hot. The hay would be so dusty. The tractors would cut the hay, then the men and women would come along behind and make it stand up into teepees. We'd toss it into the back of the wagons and then go stack it in pole bars for the cows and horses fodder. It was good to rest upon, it smelled wonderful.
August 6, 2006 01:07 AM
[Carrie]
I love the smell of freshly mowed hay. It reminds me of simple days on a farm. Although, hay makes me itch and probably wouldn't be too comfortable to sit in and reflect about how simple things are.
August 6, 2006 01:29 AM
[Jesus G]
The hay from the barn is beautifull, it feed the cows and the rest of the farm animals, the yellow from it reminds me of a nice sunset.
August 6, 2006 02:30 AM
[Alice]
I don't really know much about hay. I always get confused about what is hay and what is straw. I should know, I live in the country. Maybe hay is softer. It would make a much better bed to lie on. What do you know about hay?
August 6, 2006 02:30 AM
[steve242]
hey or hay? are we talking about needle in a... like finding true love, because thats difficult i know, had a bad weekend to show it! hey is also 'hi' whats up? meaning how are you? 60 seconds, surely that was more!
August 6, 2006 03:06 AM
[khuscen]
hay is dried straw which is the main food for horses, cows and other such animals. I hav seen some hay but am not really that fond of it. the first time i visited a farm i saw lots and lots of bays of hay which was used tp feed the cattle.
August 6, 2006 03:25 AM
[ahmet]
Hay is like sayin Hi or high but it is I know different thing. Hay is also a name of god in İslam. meaning the one who gives life and alive. Thanks
August 6, 2006 04:04 AM
[joe]
i think hay is a mistake. it is too yellow and frankly i dont think the cows like it either. who will fight against the evil tryanny of the hay makers?
August 6, 2006 04:07 AM
[dsimpson]
I just may. fuck you and your horse. fever the only cure. how you doing? barnyard. where's the hookers around back. cows and horses that
August 6, 2006 04:53 AM
[Hannah]
hay is growin in feilds. Stock animals eat hay. The army used to sleep on it.....you can sleep on it....H is in Hay...A is in Hay....Y is in HAy.....there are many differnt types of hay
August 6, 2006 05:31 AM
[bill toms]
Horses eat hay , hay is simply dried grass and is a by product of mowing. I assume it is nutritious as horses eat it. If left for a long time without tossing and aerating it, it will begin to ferment and smell. I am not sure whether sillage is fermented hay or not but as it is used as food for animals it could well be. Hay ;used to be piled into hay ricks and they in turn used to be a home for small rodents, birds etc as well as a place where lovers could hide themselves. It is possible that quite a lot of people owe their birth to a hay rick.
August 6, 2006 06:11 AM
[Kat]
hay. beans. straw. wheat. food, fuel, energy, convert sunshine into potential energy, masticate, access energy. Smile.
August 6, 2006 06:15 AM
[tom]
hay is died grass, cows love to eat hay, it is a yellow colour and is about the size of one strip of a4 paper out of a shredder only thicker.
August 6, 2006 06:25 AM
[Dan]
Hay is a bit like grass I guess.. Without hay there'd be no needles in haystacks and there'd be a lot less pricked cows. Without hay farmers wouldn't have a wide selection of things to chew. Hay man now you're really living Hay hay
August 6, 2006 06:37 AM
[robot]
the smell follows me around the corner and i look at the bottom of my foot and theres peices of hay stuck onto it with horseshit so i kick and scrape my heels across the cement, the design of bootsoles prints on the sidewalk in brown
August 6, 2006 06:37 AM
[Håp]
a boy was lying down on a pile of hay. A summer's sun warmed his face. His eyes closed, he dreamed about the girl next door, the one he loved so much. It had been a while since he had last seen her. A first drop of rain fell on his handsome face.
August 6, 2006 06:57 AM
[Andy]
Hay Dry straw, eaten by cows and other farm animals. Used as bedding by bunnies. I live on a farm in Scotland....I should know
August 6, 2006 07:00 AM
[Alison]
The sun is beating down on workers, and their faces are drenched in sour sweat under its pounding intensity. The hay is made while there is chance; the weather liable to change at any moment, is a constant threat to their world.
August 6, 2006 07:07 AM
[Venus]
Hay = Marijuanna Lying down. Gonna roll the phattest pine-apple blunt. I cut it with a blade. Empty it, Lick the wrap, & fill it with the goods. Put some fire to that HAY!
August 6, 2006 07:36 AM
[Jesus Ruiz]
when the hay is exsausted i find it refreshing to have a glass of water. Nothing like a little liquid to keep you up with the meal of the day. Hay. Hay.. Hay
August 6, 2006 07:54 AM
[Jessy]
Make hay while the sun shines . . . one of those expressions from our agricultural past that makes no sense today. I think it means something like "carpe diem."
August 6, 2006 08:06 AM
[CM]
there's a good reason to hate spring and summer: hay fever's a bitch, that and all the allergies to cut grass or pollen and who care if the flowers are pretty, right, if you can't stop sneezing or wiping your eyes long enough to see them. the farm house is bright red and its doors are a clear white, even though the paint's peeling. there's piles of hay inside and the floorboards creak in sync with your sneeze.
August 6, 2006 08:18 AM
[willow]
as I fell into the hay bale, laughing and screaming, I propped myslef up on my elbows and looked at your shining, smiling face. I was happy, i found myslef thinking.
August 6, 2006 08:30 AM
[Victoria]
golden field of heat converted into animal foodstuff for the winter - feeds horses,cows and sheep. also handy for animal bedding. also good for rolling in! smells sweat - lock it up in black plstic bags for a while and you get silage. altogether a usefull product
August 6, 2006 08:36 AM
[annie]
hay, hays, where i was born, needle in the haystack, hot summer days, farms, uncle jake and chickens, sneeze sneeze hay fever pyrobenzamine, dusty roads, swimming poool, hay there, hayloft, never played in one nor in a haystack, childhood poems, hay hay farmer gray haul another load away, there you go jack and I have no idea what that might mean. hasn't it been a minute yet? why isn't this thing stopping me? I'm sure it's been more than a minute, hay hey what's going on I'm out of hay, horses, stables, hay hay hay hay yay for hay......
August 6, 2006 08:41 AM
[Zac]
Hay.. Well I guess hay isn't a word i can really write about.. I't kinda like HEY.. But.. Not. Maybe it was a typo. But whaa.. The A is too far from the E..
August 6, 2006 10:18 AM
[Sarah]
hay there hows it going? The man asked, as I walked into the coffee room on the third floor. Not bad, I replied, smiling, inscenserily.
August 6, 2006 10:19 AM
[jimjimmyjames]
...hay...bill and gator...they like it...
August 6, 2006 10:25 AM
[emar]
one of these days i would get why a person would do anything to find a needle in a hay stack... i mean... what's their purpose?
August 6, 2006 10:25 AM
[Matthew Horton]
Hey, what's your name? Mine's Susie. I guess you feel like you don't know me but I'd like to change that. Maybe we can get together sometime. We could go to breakfast or something. Get some coffee? Yeah, that'd be nice. Nice. Ok. Bye. ddd
August 6, 2006 10:28 AM
[eryn]
your hair is the color of hay as the sun sets. i can see the way it glows as golden as a halo above your deceitful eyes. you're the worst kind, angel on the outside, and lord knows those demons that live within you.
August 6, 2006 10:38 AM
[Bk0]
Hay is for horses, hay is for cows, pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how." Jeanie teased me from the edge of they playground. They were playing chinese jump rope and had made it quite clear I wasn't allowed to play. When I stood on the side of them digging the toe of my shoe into the dirt, they took the oppurtunity to pick at every thing I did as they played. Fair is fair so I picked at them and when I saw Jeanie miss the rope I called her on it. But she was working like a well oiled machine today and she machine gunned a reply back at me. I glared at her focusing all my hate. My fists tight balls of angry, pulsing at my side. I kicked dirt towards them and stormed off. I wished with every ounce of my being that she fell on her big fat face. Fell right into the dirt, in front of everyone. Fell and cut her big fat ugly nose on the pavement. Fell and messed up her face. Hot tears streamed down the side of my face as I imagined Jeanie's face in the dirt. One...
August 6, 2006 10:49 AM
[emmanuel]
it s yellow i like it. I'd like to make houses with it and love on it Tht's it
August 6, 2006 11:15 AM
[mythical flower]
She thought she was chaste and virtuous and could never be led astray from the path of purity, but that goddamn sexy smirk on his face as he beckoned to her from the hay loft was just too tempting to resist.
August 6, 2006 11:27 AM
[BILAL]
i have no idea what is hay.is hay a grass .horses eat hay.so wht can i comment abt hay.if i ate hay i wpuld have been more suitablke for hay.but as i do not eat hay i m wasting my time.hay is very useful mind u.first of all ,it is helping me increase my typing speed.Secondly,hay sounds strange.Why did i get hay.Why not fun,play stay,fray,brayor tray.I think i got cheated.Dont u think tht.If u find all this utter drivel then i dont feel for u coz thts exactly wht it is.SO CHAO !
August 6, 2006 11:31 AM
[Erica]
hay its so beautiful the golden brown yet as it is so seemingly innocent it stings with a vengence only plant can provide jabbing with every jolt of the wagon
August 6, 2006 11:53 AM
[Peter North]
IT's so typical of autumn. Cut hay. All those tractors out on the fields. Brings back good memories of family values, pumpkins and uncle peter getting his arm maimed in the gears of a combine. He couuldn't whack off after that. He needed help from Aunt bea.
August 6, 2006 12:27 PM
[Peter North]
Hay Jew, dnn't me own down, give me a good deal, i'm not a clown WIth all the memories of you bilking me out of my change i am out of time time to find me a new game
August 6, 2006 12:30 PM
[Richard Plue]
Hay is the life force of the entire farming economey. It supplies human beings with more then most of us in todays age understand. It feeds the cows that feed you, that make the milk that feeds your babies.
August 6, 2006 12:30 PM
[Kristin]
Hay is a precious commodity in today's world, for all that it is rather common. For just as quickly as it is produced, it is consumed by various farm animals all across the world.
August 6, 2006 01:04 PM
[pharalia]
hay is yellow, although it starts out green. green is a nice colour, it reminds me of the summer. in summer people go opn holidays and have fun, and the sun beams down.
August 6, 2006 01:21 PM
[laura]
sweet smells, yellow sun and an itchy nose. lie back and feel the sun on your face and hear the rustle f the hay beneath you. Close your eyes to the white sun and see the
August 6, 2006 01:22 PM
[Jeff]
Cows eat hay in the snow covered field. The hat lays strewn behind the pick up truck and the men stand in the back with pitch forks and toss the hay off the back of the truck. The wind blows the hay and the cattle trample the hay into the dirt and snow making a muddy, hay filled mess of it all. They eat and lay down in the hay, using it to insulate themselves from the ground.
August 6, 2006 01:36 PM
[Dave]
Hay the horse bucked the cart. He was a good horse really but the farmer never appreciated him as much as the others He ate more than the rest so thats how he got his name
August 6, 2006 01:46 PM
[Dave]
Is it always a Hay day? I wonder if it ever becomes a May day or a gay day. I like it when it is a pay day. Who doesn't?
August 6, 2006 01:48 PM
[Kris]
The cow was being very stubborn. The farmer had a handful of hay and the cow would not budge. It was frustrating. The cow smiled.
August 6, 2006 01:53 PM
[PAT]
HAY FEVER IS WHAT GETS TO ME THE MOST. I GET HEADACHES AND ITCHY EYES. AND FEEL JUST CRUDY. BUT I LOVE THE SMELL OF FRESH MOWN HAY EVEN THO I AM ALLERGIC TO IT.
August 6, 2006 01:58 PM
[scarlett]
Hay is found in farms mainly. Horses seems to like it. My guinea pigs eat it. It smells strongly. It is dead grass I think. It is a yellowy colour. I went in a pile of haystacks once. They were prickly.
August 6, 2006 01:59 PM
[Mikko]
hay is one of the most important things in the world. at least if you are a cow or a horse. The hay gives nourishment to animals and animals nourish us, the people. So Hay is very important.
August 6, 2006 02:02 PM
[Antha]
In the hay I can spend very pleasant hours with mly boyfriend. It is the classic fantasy, making love in the hay. It reminds me of hot, long summers where you have nothing else to to than wait until the barbecue heats up and eat as much as you can. Then you go for a long walk...all accross the fields, into the barn where no one can see you.
August 6, 2006 02:07 PM
[QuiltytheGr8]
I remember the hay ride a long time ago in the silvery moon to shine on shine on harvest moon up in the sky my oh my oh my this is no hay ride, this is a stroh ride whatever that meant I have no idea whatsoever.
August 6, 2006 02:10 PM
[Cheryl]
Hay ya the horse in the barn said to his neighbor. Hay ya yourself it's been a long time since we've been out to pasture. I need to leave this place for greener meadows. I've been contained by four corners looking for something to entertain my mind but can only dream of the hay, hay, hay.
August 6, 2006 02:20 PM
[Lee Anne]
like horses eat, swaying in the wind like your hair on a windy day down by the shore, hay, the sound you say when I'm leaving and I don't understand but you run out of words
August 6, 2006 02:21 PM
[Steve]
Hay, you, there! Where are you going? Are you going to the farm? Hey, you, there! Touch the hay, hey you. Hey, you! You and her in the hay tonight plus me makes three doo doo to dee i'm playing the fiddle like a rock saxophone like a rock saxophone like a lobster? ROCK LOBSTER! Rock and roll to the beat in your seat with your feet boot boot be deet
August 6, 2006 02:22 PM
[dan]
sits and drys in the sun, and is destined to feed only the cows that muse over it. Today's word is hay, and you can eat it, too, it's not just the cow's lunch this week, you stupid fuck. Sorry, Hay is all over, I can't figure it out
August 6, 2006 02:22 PM
[clare]
hay has two meanings it is something tht feeds horses or something tht feeds my cravin to c my friends it is a substance tht satisfys both my needs food and company
August 6, 2006 02:24 PM
[Windham]
The flames reached toward the sky, extending flickers of raging brightness. Smoke poured from the kitchen. A girl cried in the distance. A match, a bale of hay.
August 6, 2006 02:31 PM
[Todd Erickson]
hay is for horses, but I have nothing against hay. Horses, on the other hand, are viscious bastards. They shot my brother, the evil, conniving, cheating fiends. My best friend is a horse. He likes to fly me to the moon. People like to say that the moon is made of cheese, but it's actually made of hay.
August 6, 2006 02:36 PM
[jam]
Hay...we have hay in the horse's stable when I was a kid. We just had one horse and for awhile we kept in the pasture, but later, we kept it in my neighbor's stable. His name was Prince, the horse - not the neighbor. That would be funny though. I can't picture my neighbor being named Prince.
August 6, 2006 02:37 PM
[robert]
soft furry and sometimes sticky...cows eat it horses love it...lovers are often found in it and sometimes when i'm sleepy, i love to hit it. farmers grow crops to make the hay and sometimes whe need to make it while the sun shines. often baled and carried on trucks, and sometimes rolled in huge rolls on the farm.
August 6, 2006 02:41 PM
[Luke Skywalker]
hay what the fuck are you doing? hay is for horses, ever seen those round hay bales? them horses must have round meals...ahh gek gek gek...bad joke.
August 6, 2006 02:44 PM
[Dan]
There once was a horse names Hay. He would always frolic in the lush meadows surrounding his barn. One day he fell into a horribly deep mud puddle and drowned to death.
August 6, 2006 03:00 PM
[Chrisse]
DUde I just did hay- now I have to do it again? Wen I clicked go I thought it would let me do another word. HAY is for horses and it is also boring.
August 6, 2006 03:05 PM
[ned]
Grass over to the other side. Stay on the darkside where the sun doesn't shine. You'll never get rich if yoy hit ot too often. But a rollin it is often the cure for dpression or the blues. When I fields of it swaying in the breeze I think of the hula dancers in Honolulu who never let it grow under their feet but don't say you heard it from mme because I'm not really trustworthy
August 6, 2006 03:13 PM
[Jon]
For me this is food for livestock. It can be what we make when the sun shines. In the south, when we lived in North Carolina and Tennessee, "Hay" was a greeting that many of us used to say to one another as we approached on the street or in a shop.
August 6, 2006 03:14 PM
[crabmuffins]
today let's go to the farm where the cows will feed us with their thoughts and we will find that our dreams are turned into shoes and there is a profiterole in my mouth and I can't hold it with my havds because i am too busy typing ohshit this is not going well aaaarghim drooling and its collapssiiiiiiii
August 6, 2006 03:14 PM
[Emily]
Hay was never my forte. I run amok, in fields unlike the little fields I ran before. Shouting, screaming, excitement breeds inside me like many children, haunting footsteps, little hands.
August 6, 2006 03:17 PM
[kj]
hay is what is eaten by horses. and hay also sounds very much like lay. hay could also be know as the father of ha and the husband of hy. i think thats it. see you bye.
August 6, 2006 03:17 PM
[Hannele]
This is a topic called onword but I misspelled the word oneword. It is such a silly thing to write about and I wonder if that means I have no depth of character because I can't find anything deep to write about oneword. Otherwise one word should be two words - really shouldn't it
August 6, 2006 03:19 PM
[allthewords]
hay hay hay i love you so much i miss you girl i really do but i don't love you anymore no i just don't. i think something's gone. yes. it's gone. something's really really gone. oh god it's gone.
August 6, 2006 03:21 PM
[Kevin Brown]
Brown. For some reason it's always at roadside construction sites. I was just discussing this with my fiance yesterday. Used to feed horses. I'm not completely sure what plant it actually comes from however.
August 6, 2006 03:25 PM
[hay]
i feel like death inside me.I am so depressed...my soul feels like it is raining
August 6, 2006 03:29 PM
[bohemian]
Somebody popped this bubble, and the only thought that's running through my head is "Goddamnit." I don't want to go. I know this had to happen, and I know it's gonna be fine, but sometimes I just can't help wanting. Wanting too much, perhaps. Wanting a life I can write myself. But like that bunny in the cage, happily chewing on its hay, I've had my day and now it's time to work to earn what I've got. Fortune favors the bold, as I have seen, and the patient, as I am going to prove.
August 6, 2006 03:35 PM
[anna]
hay is for horses, right? i thought so too, until i realized how soft it can be, how good it feels to lie in it and cuddle with him. granted, the bugs in it don't make it a good thing to sleep on, but seeing as he likes to lie on it, i guess all us cats can.
August 6, 2006 03:47 PM
[asd]
cows eat it and hnorses too because you are stupid i cant think of anything else to write. hi, my name is alex, and my frisnd jeffrey is here in this room watching me. we have internet access after being denied of it so long and duh duh patrick spongebob yadda yadda monkey pajamas
August 6, 2006 04:17 PM
[C]
Hay is for hoses. Or rather, barnyard animals. it's yellow and dry and probably doesn't taste very good. Or at least I assume that it must taste bad, what do I know though - I'm not a barnyard animal. I also know that there are different kinds of hay. Perhaps goum
August 6, 2006 04:19 PM
[scott rosemond]
Hay is more than that tall dried grass that you remember from farms, county fairs or hayrides. Nowadays Hay is also to make something valuable out of things that many people receive but don't have the desire or skillset to take advantage of. So the next time someone says Hey! you think yes- I can make hay!
August 6, 2006 04:20 PM
[Chris Sweeney]
hay makes it so that the truck carrying it has a magic quality that grants a wish to the person seeing. "A hay truck...I wish th
August 6, 2006 04:21 PM
[Eric]
Hay is for horses, and also for finding needles in. If you found more than one needle in a haystack, then you are very, very lucky. Need to lose weight? go on the hay diet. Low in calories, high in fiber. You'll be shitting like mad and losing those love handles like there's no tomorrow. Hay. It's good.
August 6, 2006 04:23 PM
[liv]
hay is for horses, in the feild rooled in those columns, it is so peaceful living in the midwest, something trancendiary about it all. calm like looking at the ocean onlt it's my ocean, my field, dancing with the wind, this is america baby, this is the heart land.
August 6, 2006 04:24 PM
[ritahums]
emily loves horses and i love her. she is as kind as a person should be. if i were to go riding with her i would fall in love. i know it. her and the smell of the hay.
August 6, 2006 04:32 PM
[ronbailey]
I used to make hay as a summer job back when I was a kid - not exactly what you would call a glamorous summer job; but hey, it paid the bills. Or maybe I should just say it bought me new school clothes. Whatever; I kinda liked the work, and still wish to this day that I could make a living with that type of job. Hell, who wouldn't want a job that left you exhausted, sun-tanned, and physically-fit at the end of the workday? Not to mention the fact that you NEVER lay awake at night worrying about work...
August 6, 2006 04:35 PM
[sofi]
the horse flipped the cop off and ran. down the cobble stone steets and far into the countryside. he climbed a tree and plopped down in a childs treehouse. he met friends, found a source of food and neer left. He is a prisoner no more.
August 6, 2006 04:38 PM
[breanna]
hay is so yellow, like corn and the sun. its smells so musty in the barn at my friends house, such a staple of Iowa life. i always wanted a horse to eat hay, they seems to like it. it makes me sneezy, but it still feels nice to lie on during a hay rack ride on a cold october night.
August 6, 2006 04:39 PM
[josh]
is for horses, duh? (cheap joke) also, maybe whay a gay guy might say to another gay guy. good word, many uses, not many letters.
August 6, 2006 04:43 PM
[Lori]
Hay is for horses, grass is cheaper, straw is free. Hayward motion. Hay, get to know me. Hay is golden, like the young man's hair who met me at the train station that summer night in 1922.
August 6, 2006 04:43 PM
[Amy]
THE SWEET HAY IN THE FIELD REMINDED HERH OF A TIMe long ago when she used to run out here in the fields, chasing her horse chester. when things seemed simpler, but not necessarily easier. the hay smells sweet, is bright golden and smacks of autumns past.
August 6, 2006 04:51 PM
[mimi]
hay is for horses or so they say but I think hey is a good way to get someone's attention....HEY YOU!!! see it works wonders and hey who knows they might stop for a moment to listen?!?
August 6, 2006 04:52 PM
[Sundance]
Hay is for horses. It is not a greeting like hello, good morning, ect though you may not now it hay is not acceptable. it makes straw.
August 6, 2006 04:55 PM
[Sam]
Horses love the hay. It feeds their simple bodies and makes them happy inside. Giddy even. Gotta love the fucking horses. My friend would say horsesome right now, but he's an idiot. A goddamn fucking idiot even. RAWR!
August 6, 2006 05:00 PM
[Jody LaCroix]
field of grass... horses bright sunshine on my shoulders warm on my skin... large hand holding mine..smell of fall apple cider ... october sky dark and filled with stars... unfulfilled dreams... birthdays and balloons.. scratchy on my legs... the bump of a wagon.. picking out the best pumpkins... making pumpkins seeds..
August 6, 2006 05:02 PM
[aprilshowers]
Hay is a pile of grass... animal feed... and good to sleep on. found in barns.
August 6, 2006 05:12 PM
[richard]
fields on the side of the road..hidy hay, hidey ho, what the hay, mate. what the hell is hay anyway? How much does hay weigh?
August 6, 2006 05:13 PM
[Olwenn]
everything is hay when times are rough roughage is hay when you're out of luck hay in the day and hay in the night everything will be alright
August 6, 2006 05:17 PM
[Albert]
Cows like hay. I like hay. Hay is flammable. Don't set hay on fire. Please.
August 6, 2006 05:18 PM
[Amanda]
Sometimes I want to just jump and land in a huge pile of hay. Hay reminds me of days when I could just walk around and think about anything I wanted, like hay for example. I miss those days.
August 6, 2006 05:19 PM
[Mao]
Golden strands of sunshine lays upon the cold concrete floor, shimmering in the darkness, though it is pitch black.
August 6, 2006 05:26 PM
[JT]
I have some hay that I like to eat but people try to steal my hay and I say, "Hay...stop taking my hay. I need it for eating"
August 6, 2006 05:26 PM
[Mateosquared]
That is haynous, I hayt it when people use words incorrectly. Hay Jude, is that you? Hay I just thought of a way to rhyme hay with say about anything you would want to about hay, because hay, you can.
August 6, 2006 05:31 PM
[Tony]
what a gay horse eats? Dried grass? Food for cattle and horses.. Very dry and food sustainable for farm animals.Don't know what else to say, hay. Yay.
August 6, 2006 05:38 PM
[monica]
I could see the mist of my breath rising in clouds about my face as I inhaled deeply to smell the clean, sweet scent of the hay. Laying my head back on the bale, I stopped and smile, thinking of what tomorrow would bring.
August 6, 2006 05:42 PM
[misty]
hay is what they use in barns for cows, horses, and pigs that is what hay is
August 6, 2006 05:48 PM
[Denise]
Bizaarelyenuf, the site printed many of my words backwards when writing about Hay. What is up with this wierd allergy to dust, to hay.
August 6, 2006 05:56 PM
[Alex]
She said, "Let's hit the hay." And I'm all, "Hey! I'm not like that!" Then she slapped me and walked away infuriated. Worst Thanksgiving Ever.
August 6, 2006 06:07 PM
[a'musing]
Hay is for horses; I've always heard. But, haven't a few taken a roll, said hello, and lost a needle?
August 6, 2006 06:25 PM
[Frank]
II took a roll in the hay with my best friend Lilith. It was warm summer day and the light filtered thru the barn roof in flattened rays on the dirt covered plank floor. The smell of thhe damp hay mixed with Lilith's personal aroma was like a musk that I never smelled before. As we lay to gether I hear the sheep in their pens moaning in sympathy
August 6, 2006 06:30 PM
[Christina]
One fine spring day, I decided to stop mowing my lawn because I wanted to turn it into a hay farm of my very own. Unfortunately, this didn't go over very well with my neighbors, who pinned a petition to my front door with a steak knife. There goes yet another dream.
August 6, 2006 06:36 PM
[Peter]
hey what are you doing? I am thinking about going to the riv with rachel and her friends. I'm going to go to the riv now that I think about it. I hope I meet a beautiful cool ass woman who wants to settle down for a while. I cannot wait for that shit. Let's do it up now or I won't be able to take Navy to the groomer. That's it for now, Thanks!! Take it easy and I will quit typing. Hay is for horses don't ya know.
August 6, 2006 06:39 PM
[Snuglypuppy]
Hay there Mr.Mail-man, I'm your big fan. Hay there Mr.Mail-man whats todays plan. Hay i wanna know i wanna go, with you i wanna see around whats new. Hay there people of the town, always walkin round, chillin in the town. Hay Monsters of hip hop i'm calling out to you show me a new move show me a new move or two so i can learn me a new style and come back in a while.
August 6, 2006 06:45 PM
[Trisha]
Hey is not the same as Hay. We used to feed our horses hay when I lived at mom's house. Well, she did allthe feeding, I just watched. I hate the smell of hay. It reminds me of poop. It has the same sort of scent I think. Uck. I wonder if I'm the only one in the world who doesn't like the smell of it? Could be!
August 6, 2006 06:47 PM
[Darren]
There was hay in the barn that year. It wasn't dry or bad weather. It was good. Real good. She was there in that hay, waiting. Waiting. I just wonder what I would have done If I didn't make her wait...
August 6, 2006 06:47 PM
[jason]
Hay is for horses, do you want some? No. Hay hay hay, it's fat albert! I like Hay. Make hay while the sun shines. Strike while the iron is hot. HAY HAY HAY. This is so weird. I'm writing about hay. Hay in the morning hay in the evening hay at suppertime. The clock is ticking. Hay Hay we're the monkees!! We Love to monkey around..................
August 6, 2006 06:50 PM
[Graham]
I remember my childhood, those first furtive kisses in the haybale mazes of harvest festivals in the rain
August 6, 2006 06:52 PM
[Jess]
Hay hay, what to say? Horses have always been a huge want of mine..."hay is for horses!" Yeah mom, I wish it were for MY horse. But alas, I have no hay to give because I have no horse to give it to. I guess that's a part of life, eh? Can't always get what you want...
August 6, 2006 06:54 PM
[hadi]
i was in the box sometimes ago and then one day i came out. then i saw everything that was not happening in the box. now i khow why i was in the box all by myself. what a wounder full life it is to live in the box and once in awhile to come out, to pick and go back in again.
August 6, 2006 06:58 PM
[Jessie]
hay is a food that animals like horses and stuff eat. it is also a plant. it can be made into bails. it is hay that is all i can say! yo
August 6, 2006 07:09 PM
[poppy]
hay lay around and around in wound shapes all over the day - hay is my favourite way to say Hey g'day!
August 6, 2006 07:11 PM
[amanda]
a horse food that pepole talk about in southern states bales of hay a way to say hi to someone
August 6, 2006 07:11 PM
[amanda]
hay guys over here come join me for tea and hay stacks while we watch the ray of golden sunshine
August 6, 2006 07:12 PM
[Isha]
My boyfriend and I were in the park walking when we saw them: A row of twenty haybales. We climbed up, and leaped from one to the other, laughing.
August 6, 2006 07:15 PM
[Martha]
it's for horses they say. or it's Louise's last name. I am not sure if some people mean to say it to me when I walk by, but if they do and it doesn't come out, I forgive you. Especially if you're from Long Island.
August 6, 2006 07:18 PM
[Katie]
She picked the bit of hay off her blouse and looked at her attacker in surprise. "What the hECK WAS that?" "Sorry" He said, "I have spasms. You've got some in your hair". "oh," she said, "thanks."
August 6, 2006 07:20 PM
[JoannaO]
is for horses, and you make it while the sun shines. green yellow sweet smelling itchy. round bales of hay, up in the hayloft, warm and dusty yellow light in the hayloft hey hay nay neigh crunching oats and wispy hay pero en castellano se dice hay, como !ay! y nos dice lo que hay, la plenitud, la existencia, la presencia. No hay. Ya no hay.
August 6, 2006 07:23 PM
[Cat Wilson]
hay is just the greatest smell in the fall. our animals eat it all winter and the chickens love to make nests in the softer hay that falls on the floor of the warm barn. I think the field is just lovely when the hay is s
August 6, 2006 07:25 PM
[Nick]
Hay is for horses. But he didn't have a horse. Or a cow. How was he going to get rid of all the hay on his newly bought property?
August 6, 2006 07:29 PM
[micmad]
hay is for horses and thats a phrase that i heard when i was younger. but now when im older i say it but it doesnt translate well for todays lingo. so i try and find my own catch phrase but i cant think of one. and whats "catch 22"/ i 've heard it before but dont know what it refers to.
August 6, 2006 07:29 PM
[la]
hay how are you? i am well i am too! hay! hay slow down im under pressure so yeah hay
August 6, 2006 07:40 PM
[Alison Zachry]
Hay! "H" is for "hello" and "A" is for "Alison"... of course, the "Y" is for "Why am I typing on this?.... only 10 seconds now"... :) Thanks....
August 6, 2006 07:42 PM
[jerry]
is great becaues it feeds lots of animals, like horses and pigs and stuff. what can hay do? feed a barn, which will run a farm, which will feed people with lots of food and corn and stuff. hay runs the world! hay. i love hay. you can jump off a barn roof and land in hay, and still be ok! ha.
August 6, 2006 07:49 PM
[Rachel]
I glanced at the hay placed carelessly by the door. Unaware of the nosy eyes watching me, I took a piece and nibbled. Tired of the days work, I plopped myself down, exhausted.
August 6, 2006 07:53 PM
[Zor Thine]
When I was a kid my cousin Monica would throw kittens through the hayloft into a soft pile of hay and the kittens woulds spin through the air with their paws out, like a furry jelly fish. I have no idea whatever happened to my cousin Monica but I will never forget that summer. I wonder if I'll see her again.
August 6, 2006 07:56 PM
[amanda]
hay... hay is for horses... hay makes me itch... sometimes it's like finding a needle in a haystack... haystacks are large... not as large as a bundle of hay, nor not as important to today's society... shoveling hay is a horrible chore. oh well. life goes on
August 6, 2006 08:01 PM
[emmy]
horses eat it. you can bale it. you see it out in pastures sometimes.
August 6, 2006 08:04 PM
[Vahan Hartooni]
I don't know why, but I would like too play with hay. Hay is what horse and cattle eat, but It's funner to put a needle in hay. Then you can invent a machine that looks for the needle because you don't want horses to swallow a needle. Just don't add a needle.
August 6, 2006 08:06 PM
[albie]
HAY is what horses eat and cows...and other animals of the farm. i dont know much about hay. it seems like it is something like straw, but straw is somethign you suck thru is nt it ...so not the same i guess afterall.....you know what i mean?
August 6, 2006 08:14 PM
[amy]
to make hay...would that we all could just sit around and "make hay" all day...too busy "making a living" "making a relationship work" "making more $ for the man from the man" - i wish we could all just slow the hell down and make a LIFE. rather than just a lot of noise.
August 6, 2006 08:18 PM
[ian]
hay is for horses, it ain't for men...they say it kills you but they don't say when. oh, wait. that's the old sogn line about cocaine. not hay. but i bet hay would give you a hell of a tummyache.
August 6, 2006 08:37 PM
[natasha]
hay is yellow and it is gross and people form kansas like dorthoy really like it. but shes a bitch anyways..... get over it you fool. no one liked toto anyways!!!!
August 6, 2006 08:42 PM
[Kathy]
Hay is for horses, or so they say. I don't know anything else about hay. Hay is wheat or grass or oats, cut and dried and baled or bundled. Hay is also put into haystacks, for landscapes painters like Corot to paint. The mechanized farm has put an end to haystacks today. You will still see haystacks on Amish farms, because they don't use machinery. Livestock including the famous horses, eat hay in the winter when fresh grass is not plentiful. It seems like 60 seconds should be up by now.
August 6, 2006 08:42 PM
[Isaac Mannequin]
Hay is what cows eat, they eat it like their main course. Farm, Ranch, smell of outdoors. Hay is 4 cows. yay them. Not much else. Purevolume.com/findingwilliam :P
August 6, 2006 08:46 PM
[Booz]
Hay girl, eat up. Your horse-like jaw just enhances the illusion You're a complete and utter slut. So, why did you do it? Do you have any time by yourself? When you're alone, you probably just think of what you're like next to others and activate your telivision. I used to watch it, I know. It gives you this comfortable train of thought to follow all the way, but isn't that train a bit crowded? It smells like a fucking barn in there. All sweat and coughing and nonsense. Does all metal in public places for some reason have to remind us of pee? I guess it serves the purpose of Roman baths, a communal pit of bodily fluids, the "everyone shits" humbling principle. Look away from this, you will see there's a universe within yourself. It sure tastes better than fucking hay.
August 6, 2006 08:48 PM
[wyatt]
the hay was in disarray as the cow sat upon it. the cow crunched the hay under its huge fat bottom. the hay soon caught on fire which startled the cow, adn the cow ran forth throu
August 6, 2006 08:49 PM
[katie]
horses eat hay! whenever my uncle would pick me up and sling me over his shoulder i would say HEY! and he would say: "HAY IS FOR HORSES!" and i always got it and thought it was funny in that way little kids think most things anyone says is funny, especially if its meant to be funny. hay is for horses..
August 6, 2006 08:50 PM
[Bird]
Sunlight filtered through high oak leaves; her hair like hay itching against her breast. Freckles and love light... surprise, surprise.
August 6, 2006 09:01 PM
[natasha]
grass, horses, cows, they all eat hay. except grass. hay is made from grass, although on some type of bilogical level i bet cells in the grass actually do have something to do with the hay
August 6, 2006 09:02 PM
[Sam]
Hay is something that horses and cows eat. Their feed. Hay to them is like the fuel of the earth. They graze off of it and it runs their bodily functions. They're eating their source of energy. Just as we do. Duhh.
August 6, 2006 09:16 PM
[Evan Murphy]
Yesterday, I ate some hay. The cow joined me and we had a grand old time. The pig was upset, because it was his hay, but he doesn't eat it. So I said, "Get youself some food PIG". And he was upset. UPSET!
August 6, 2006 09:23 PM
[Erika]
hay... i just read what people wrote about hay so this doesn't seem fair. perhaps i'm being narcissistic, but it all seemed kind of trite? i think i might have the definition of trite a little wrong... also i think maybe i drank too much scotch tonight. Either way, on the topic of hay... I think of halloween, of picking pumpkins in a field of hay. I used to daydream of future pumpkin-picking seasons when I would go with someone I loved and it would all be more magical somehow. This is never true. No matter where I am or what I'm doing, I'm always dreaming of a time or circumstance that will make it all much greater. I'm not sure what this says about me as a person...
August 6, 2006 09:24 PM
[roos]
Horses eat hay and sometimes they sleep on it. I've tried sleeping on hay and at first is was a new warm experience. But then it gets uncomfortable.
August 6, 2006 09:26 PM
[omarl]
its yellow, and cows eat it. I dont know how it tastes, probably bad i'm thinking. You can roll it up into bunches. It's fun to roll around on. I like hay.
August 6, 2006 09:28 PM
[catherine murder torture-killer]
hay how ya doin? i like to eat all things including the dinosaurs which arent really extinct really- i saw them in new mexico, but they costed me 10 dollars to see and honestly i dnt think it was really worth it. dont waste your money on the dinosaurs. theyre not as cool as you think they are and they dont really like humans and theyll probably eat you before you can even give the guy your money. so dont waste your money on the dinosaurs-m unless you want to die that sort of way... really big and inconspicuously. i mean i guess some people would like to die that way. not me though i want to go nice and simple like- real quiet. i think thats the best way-then you dont have a million newspaper stories baout you the next day and your family doesnt have to see your face all over the news and be reminded constantly- or ag least for a day- of th\e fact that they will never ever speak to or see you again. then they can move on with their lives and they wont get held back by their unfinished business with you. then...
August 6, 2006 09:28 PM
[Chris Haffly]
Is for horses, which are animals that are ridden by people, but some people have perverted sex with them and end up dying as a result of that, the stupid bastards. Good riddance; that's just nature doing what it should do, cleaning the stupid out of the gene pool.
August 6, 2006 09:28 PM
[Amanda]
cow eat hay, so do sheep and stuff, hay bails, can sit on those. hay it itchy too gives me bumpy spots that itch
August 6, 2006 09:29 PM
[WoW]
It's like a salutation, don't know that it means but let's tell a story, maybe a joke: Hay says nothing and yah says hello. Why?
August 6, 2006 09:35 PM
[Shamrok]
Hey landed on his back scattering the pile of hay as he stared at the blood red celing of the barn. He sighed contintly his work for today was now done.
August 6, 2006 09:38 PM
[wordy]
hay messiah of the agricultural world only son of the elements, forever sacrificing it's own life so that others may live it's ascension is through the food chain eternal martyr to the cycle of life hay
August 6, 2006 09:47 PM
[Doug]
It's straw, but more. It's food. Go feed the animals hay/ Pitchfork it up on the wagon, draw it out the the field. Hay, good for horses.
August 6, 2006 09:48 PM
[robert]
hay is straw grass is cheaper hay over hear is the hay wet what the hay
August 6, 2006 09:58 PM
[Kiki]
in romantic novels you often read that hay is sun-warmed and soft. it is not. it is dried grass, itchy, scratchy and often it can make you sneeze. it is definitely not romantic. when it is baled it is also very heavy. loading and unloading hay bales is back breaking work. this is also unromantic. i am not knocking hay. isn't it time to start being honest about it though? cows and other livestock might find hay romanctic (in the same manner as a teenage romanticizing pizza) but hay is certainly not a romantic ideal for me.
August 6, 2006 10:01 PM
[Alec]
it's everything crisp and snappy. all I have are these few moments to lay in the hay, thinking about that which happened long ago. moonshine has seen me like this on many nights before. golden below, silver above. this is it. dry.
August 6, 2006 10:02 PM
[Mikayla]
hay i seem to have already written a one word for hay... when i got out of bed i got up to my feet and walked down the hallway i went all the way down untill i reached the front door and was greeted by my dog she came over to me i petted her she took me outside yes she took me outside and i followed her all the way down the street and all the way passed the store and passed the restaurant and passed his house and she pointed to a rainbow and brought me to the end and opened up the chest at the end and on the inside, it glowed but when she jumped in it and looked around we both realized there wasnt hay
August 6, 2006 10:09 PM
[david buechner]
i like hay sometimes i eat it and its delicious like a cow sometimes cows eat hay actually i think they eat it all the time expect for when they eat other cows i think that is how mad cow started i dont know though i heard a joke once that went man im really worried about this mad cow disease then the other cow went what cow disease iim a chicken i thought it was prety funny i guess i would rather be a cow then a chicken espcially a milk cow cus then you get to live out your life and you dont have to worry about getting eaten and stuff i thik getting eaten would suck i guess chickens dont always have to worry about it though.
August 6, 2006 10:14 PM
[Jack]
The hay in the summer is golden in the sunlight. Scout the horse grazes peacefully. The world is at peace. The quiet sounds play off the mountains in a nice echo. I listen and absorb it all, relaxing.
August 6, 2006 10:17 PM
[Drew]
Hay makes me itchy. A roll in the hay is awfully fun--except when there's pressure. Hay is for horses--except they really like fruits and vegetables more.
August 6, 2006 10:23 PM
[jeff]
Hay fever sucks. It occurs when it's around springtime. The amount of pollen in the air is large so your nose gets irriated. Then you get a runny nose, irriated eyes, generally making your day crappy.
August 6, 2006 10:33 PM
[Alysia]
Pellets of sunlight seeped through the straw hat onto the weathered face. Only 11, and it was already 90 degrees.
August 6, 2006 10:59 PM
[em]
let's leave hay apart for a moment and came back to us. Before to judge me, like u do, take in account that are milion things that u don't know about me and why i do the things that i do.
August 6, 2006 11:03 PM
[Noc]
Hay is yellow, and grows in fields. Wait -- does it grow in fields? Anyway, horses seem to like it - for eating. Humans like to roll around in it - for sex. Either way, Bakers can use hay for distractions when they havent met their baking deadline. Drug dealers can use it to seperate their cokes lines when theyre too high and confused to see otherwise. Questionably, would Wildabeasts enjoy eating hay - instead of grass? Whats the appeal? Seriously.
August 6, 2006 11:14 PM
[heff]
When driving in the country in the summer, I like to scream out of the blue "Hay" when passing a farmer's field with hay in it. It really freaks my passengers out. You should try it.
August 6, 2006 11:16 PM
[rachel]
wagon rides with friends on a warm summers night. fodder for horses that can be ridden through fields of fresh green grass. stuffing for mangers babies might be laid in. bales of which can be climbed on, hidden in, behind, run around, tossed from person to person.
August 6, 2006 11:20 PM
[thefool]
He wore a hat made of hay. I had to do a double-take to make sure. I wanted to leave that party. But I couldn't. It was Halloween after all. And he was my date.
August 6, 2006 11:25 PM
[Linu]
One word is just another word, to be true. One word, i like you jsut as you are. Onw word for everyone, LIFE. LIFE is one word where you will never stumble or where you should not stumble.
August 6, 2006 11:45 PM
[Keitorin]
I can't do anything with this word. I haven't had anything to do with hay in years. Now I have to wait 'till tomorrow for a (hopefully) better word. *sigh* Really. Hay?! Gah. I can't even use up 60 seconds. ..
August 7, 2006 12:09 AM
[Da Goddess]
The heat of the day was oppressive and we sought refuge in the coolness of the big barn across the meadow. Sinking into the hay, we sat, laughing and talking. Talk centered mostly on our future, imagining ourselves far away from this hick town and people we'd known all our lives.
August 7, 2006 12:29 AM
[Joseph]
A horse ate its hay, It had some dismay, It eats a toilet and spits it away.
August 7, 2006 12:33 AM
[Olaf]
This is the day big adventures are gonna take place in Whichitta. I am happy I am in Holland, because I don't like big adventures, especially when there're in Whichitta.
August 7, 2006 01:08 AM
[rajhesh]
make hay while the sun shines somebody said. however i do not know what hay does sun shine help make. thinking about it I get the hay fever. hay you gotta hide your love away. howevery, hay, i should say you are goofy.
August 7, 2006 01:55 AM
[stc]
soft and yellow like summer drying in a field and blue sky reflected in a pool waiting
August 7, 2006 02:23 AM
[Logan]
Bales and bales to last for years, all created in a fortress of solitude, or of shame, constructed to conceal my own regrets, built in the shape of an artificial bee sting.
August 7, 2006 02:34 AM
[james]
HAY, HAY, HAY, HAY! Dum, dum, dum, dum. Gary Glitter, defiant and head raised, wearing just a black leather, gold-studded thong, emerged onto the makeshift wooden stage greeted by thunderous applause from the small, though clearly appreciative, audience of tiny, pigmy-like Vietnamese convicts, a motley bunch of child molesterers, pick pockets and other social garbage gathered together especially for the occasion.
August 7, 2006 03:55 AM
[edward moore]
Make hay not war, or else we're done for...
August 7, 2006 04:00 AM
[Kate]
"Hey, what are you doing?' "Oh nothing. Just saying that he should shut up and eat more hay." "What?" "Crazy, I know." "Hey, horses eat hay, why not him?" "Hey, whatever." *Shrug*
August 7, 2006 04:46 AM
[courtnee]
his hair was the color of freshly cut hay and it danced over his eyes as he walked toward me... he pulled my entire body into him, and i melted beneath his touch...
August 7, 2006 05:06 AM
[keaton]
hay? are you kidding me? is that the best you can give me? ok - horses... donkeys... sex... farm... sex. what else there is?
August 7, 2006 05:20 AM
[Pavalamani Pragasam]
make hay while the sun shines is a wise saying, make best use of your present opportunities; it is fodder for cattle.
August 7, 2006 05:23 AM
[noblekinsman]
I'm coming with a spliff of sensi. Make Hay. Make it. Make it. Hit the hay. Roll around in the hay. But wont a sharp piece of straw damage you? paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula paula apual p
August 7, 2006 05:36 AM
[ogto]
hay is a grainy sort of type of thing that usually hrses eat. I have never teasted hay myself, but it's saposed to be high fiber. Horses eat they hay from a hay bag that is attached to their mouth. I have often seen hay bags in cartoons and such, as a joke.
August 7, 2006 05:41 AM
[taryn]
there i was on the farm, my nose itching and running from all the hay around me. argh i dont even like farmers i think to myself, but jack was special and ill make an effort for him.. stupid cows, wish i could just go home. fuck jack im gone.
August 7, 2006 05:44 AM
[Ace Diamond]
Hey is cheaper straw is free marry a farmer ang get all three. said after called hey you.
August 7, 2006 06:07 AM
[Anthony StClair]
Her hay allergy was nothing to how much she loved horses. She took benadryl and a bandanna, every morning before the first coffee, before the first ride. She sneezed with every neigh, but still she groomed and hung feed bags. And when she looked into the large brown eyes of each horse, she knew no allergy would ever keep her away.
August 7, 2006 06:14 AM
[waxer]
a tumble would be nice in the hay back behind the red barn where we bring the feed for the chickens and lean against in the midday sun
August 7, 2006 06:14 AM
[Mikey]
it can be used whenever you want, you can just shout it or you can just say it. in spanish its "hola" its also a soft comfortable place to land when you've been thrown out of a speeding plane at 5000 meters in the sky. Horses love the stuff too its absolutely grand!!!
August 7, 2006 06:34 AM
[kev]
barn food for animals Made while the sun shines Will hay - film star from the 60's Dry grass, yellow, usually kept in barn or stacks as used for feed for anim
August 7, 2006 06:42 AM
[angel]
make hay while the sun shines and stop whining about being too hot, humid stciky and just squeeze the juice out of the lemon and stir the biggest glass of lemonade from all the tangles called lemons-you can do it if you quit quitting
August 7, 2006 06:45 AM
[joo]
horses eat it! "HEY!" thats what i gay guy says to his new boyfriend! but uts HAY not HEY! so yeah. I live by a farm with HAY barrels!
August 7, 2006 07:13 AM
[Russell]
She always said it. I was the mispeller of the millenium. "Hay," was what she would always yell to me in the hallways. The fucking spelling bee drop-out. The fluke of all time, and the clown of kindergarten english.
August 7, 2006 07:15 AM
[sam]
Hay is for horses. Beer is for swine. Jumping through the lemmings of my mind.
August 7, 2006 07:34 AM
[Skye]
I always point at bales of hay along the side of the road and yelll, "HEY!" 'Cause I am just that kind of per.
August 7, 2006 07:42 AM
[J. MILLER]
I enjoy saying hay when a wagon is driven by to an unsuspecting person. Huh, what? is the usual response. I have always
August 7, 2006 07:42 AM
[Elbinray]
There is hay all over the place in the central valley. Actually, the stuff gives me a bad allergic reaction if I get too close! Driving behind a truck full of it can be scary in that respect.
August 7, 2006 07:45 AM
[Rollo]
HAY MOTHER FUCKER, HAY. HAY YA'LL , HAY TODAY GONE TOMORROW. HAY WHATCHA DOING WITH THAT SAMWICH? GIVEME SOME.
August 7, 2006 07:45 AM
[richie]
if hay were a jello flavor, i'd most likey long to be a horse that just had my 8 wisdom teeth pulled out. I believe that my wisdom would increase dramatically with a the hay.
August 7, 2006 08:14 AM
[jack]
In settler's of catan one of the resources is wheat, but Patrick always calls it Hay. He would say Hay. He's always trying to be different, but just ends up being manly.
August 7, 2006 08:35 AM
[derek]
Hay Hay Hay... what's up dude's Hay delicious for horses Hay heart of the heartland Save gas ride a horse! Powered by Hay...
August 7, 2006 08:38 AM
[carol]
I used to help bale the hay on Jeanie's farm. It was hard work but it was fun. The best part was when the snake got stuck in the bale and my uncle screamed like a little girl.
August 7, 2006 08:53 AM
[Fergus]
bringing tea in a sock to my grandfather in a field in ireland while making hay, in the tea there was milk, and whiskey, the smell flated over the summer day and the new mowed hay
August 7, 2006 09:21 AM
[Megan]
what is hay stuart asked me and i laughed because he's a city boy never having grown up driving through farm fields and just having them near him. What is hay? Hay is just dead grass. Nothing too special. Hay is hay. Hay is for horses.
August 7, 2006 09:34 AM
[Pablo Tenret]
Hay tickles me, I don't really like it. It reminds me of the countryside and farming. It has a slightly nostalgic feeling associated with it to me.
August 7, 2006 09:38 AM
[Sherri]
I remember the smell of fresh cut hay as a child growing up in Wisconsin. The fields would stretch on forever on a hot summer day. Some farmers used modern machinery and some still used a horse drawn sl
August 5, 2006 08:04 AM