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[max]
i really think i love yarn because it is so option-ful. ok so that's totally lame. but really, you can do just about anything with this stuff. from knitting scarves to making a toy for your cat, you can tie somebody up and suffocate them or you can make one of those dreamcatchers. kickass. mothafucka. ;) brupupup
April 13, 2006 08:22 AM
[oh just shut it]
my roommate sucks. or one of them does. she is the biggest cuntfucker i've ever known. i want to yell at her and then cut her throat what i bland piece of gap old navy wearing piece of shit. i want her to get pregnant so i can just sit and laugh at her and not even pretend to notice. my other roommate has chronic stomach problems and this horrible little whore doesn't even act sympathetic. oh and she has a dry vagina. this has nothing to do with the word. i just felt like ranting really really hatefully.
April 13, 2006 08:22 AM
[Will]
I could tell a yarn or two about yarn. I would but I know nothing about it. With this word, I feel all bound up like a kitten. Yarn, I guess is a renewable resource... though it is strange to be wear the shaven hair of another beast. Kind of like wigs I think... only from sheep. Except... with yarn, it keeps us warmer... rarely sexier... unless you are a girl wearing cashmere.
April 13, 2006 08:52 AM
[spannerbel]
spin a yarn. this envisages times of old. women with warts, funny noses and pointed hats. it could refer to blatant liars. young, mischievious children with freckles. it refers to the three women: maidmother and matron cuttingthread over a cauldron. its the yarn of time, life and death etc.
April 13, 2006 08:57 AM
[Ri Kou]
I knew the weather is cold . And I have a nice sweater knitted from yarn in my wardrobe but I didn't bother to bring it out with me . I mean , I prefer to be hugged by my boyfriend rather than wearing a sweater . The formal makes me feel warm inside out . The latter ... well , it's just a lot of yarn knitted together .
April 13, 2006 09:04 AM
[John-Michael Dumais]
soft yellow sunshine kittens love summer grass Old story by gruff old man pink heart under the wrinkles and eagle-eye stare winter socks, sweater, hat, white cold crisp snow stuck to me melting over the register warm cocoa warm tummy soft yellow
April 13, 2006 09:04 AM
[Tim]
He started to tell me his story it seemed to go on and on and once I noticed he stopped talking I said "That's quite some story" He said "It was a yarn"
April 13, 2006 09:04 AM
[Rhonda Merrill]
She ran her fingers over the yarn, wondering how it would feel against her naked skin, all of her naked skin. She held the skein to her nose, inhaled the unique scent. She repeated this over and over until she reached the end of the aisle, and then she left the store, her basket empty.
April 13, 2006 09:12 AM
[christine]
Hi, I want to tell a yarn to you all.....It is about a girl who always forced me to write something here...She has a handsome boyfriend..she will hug him when she feel cold so that she no need to wear a sweater which knitted from yarn in her wardrobe..haha
April 13, 2006 09:18 AM
[Macha88]
Yarn of time ever flowing, fraying long causing knowing wise yarn everywhere flowing fraying sewing time yarn fun w00t lol this is yar of writiers time
April 13, 2006 09:20 AM
[Sandy]
i often yarn to release stress. it's a great way to relax and feel good. yarning often is contagious and a good yarn is always welcome during the day. the only unfortunate thing is that if you yarn too often people will think you're lazy.
April 13, 2006 09:24 AM
[haha]
Hi..I want to tell you all a yarn..it is about a girl who always forced me to write sometings here....she has a handsome boyfriend.when she feel cold,she will hug her boyfreind so that she no need to wear the sweater which knitted from yarn in her wardrobe.haha...so when she want to hug her boyfriend,she will tell her boyfriend that she is very cold..hahah
April 13, 2006 09:24 AM
[packy]
I usually yarn when I'm in the back cleaning out my trash, the yard yarns and it's all sweet and it could also be when I'm selling milk to my dear beloved friends who have cows that talk. Yarn could also be the way galaxies form ontop of eachother, togheter crawling and sprawling a creation yarning to success over mankind. That's it! Thanks.
April 13, 2006 09:27 AM
[Adam Rhodes]
The spinning of a good yarn is a skill nearly lost these days. The yarn must be gripping, holding the attention of the listeners. Let me tell you about what happened the other day...
April 13, 2006 09:33 AM
[noel]
it's like yawn but with a 'r'. speaking of yarn, i would like to weave myself a giant bed of the same soft fur that you find on the back of a puppy's ears....so soft...so sleepy...so...'zzzzzzzz'....
April 13, 2006 09:37 AM
[victoria]
yarn is pretty in so many colors blue green and purple.. to make things with...
April 13, 2006 09:48 AM
[tessa]
yarn. yarn reminds me of charlotte for some reason, the scratchy kind that keeps you warm. Yarn reminds me of scarves and winters that I never experienced (california girl). all our scarves get wet and smelly, we have no snow.
April 13, 2006 09:54 AM
[hellend]
back in yard I have been lost my the space of the incognition of the men try to get back in the middle of nowhere but i cant so please give a hand to try to come again and do it again its not my fould i just followed my heart and it was mistaken as usual so go on and
April 13, 2006 10:07 AM
[Jason]
Oh, that was a good one. You know, the part where the guy lost his foot and laughed and stuff? And then the dog came along and got the foot and ran off and the guy, stumbling after it, trying to catch up, bleeding all over the place. And that lady that slipped in the blood and broke her hip and everyone laughed and one guy had a heart attack from laughing? Oh, whew, what a story.
April 13, 2006 10:23 AM
[humbleBe]
We spun a yarn so fantastic and unlikely. the time passed and the yarn became near reality, life was new and quite possibly the greatest it had been. the fates' cut was clean and quick.
April 13, 2006 10:25 AM
[tp]
last year at a conference for work we did an activity where you said something & threw a ball of yarn across the table to another person, who then said something & threw it to the next person. in the end we had these webs showing us everything is connected. i don't think i really got the message... so it goes.
April 13, 2006 10:34 AM
[osquer42]
I love yarn. I knit and crochet and yarn sales are very dangerous to me. I come home with a cascade of colors for projects that I haven't even planned yet then search for space on my shelves among all of the half done/started/planned projects that are all waiting for my attention.
April 13, 2006 10:35 AM
[Joe Varisco]
And so it all takes place like that. I little bit at a time it all begins to unwind until all that is left is string after string laying on the floor. Until the entire ball is gone and does not exist anymore and every connection made henceforth goes lame and broken and empty that is what happens when it all breaks down.
April 13, 2006 10:55 AM
[Anya]
My mother knits with yarn. I tried once. But wasn't very good. I like yarn with sparkles in it. Or that is really soft. Pink or green or teal. I also like yarn with crazt strings sticking out of it. It is hard to make yarn. You must have mad skill.
April 13, 2006 10:59 AM
[Anna]
stringy white spinning alot and perfect whining around. Teling many lies to everyone and pretending all the time because you don't think you are interesting enough.
April 13, 2006 11:00 AM
[amelia_bedelia]
if i could tie your mouth up with yarn, i would. i'd be nice, though. i'd use the extra soft stuff that is commonly used for baby blankets. i'll even get the rainbow colored yarn. i'll make it look purdy, don't worry..nobody will even notice, unless you bite it off!
April 13, 2006 11:04 AM
[Jermain Wijnhard]
I yarn towards freedom, the thought of the ocaen and the wind in my face. I fear no light and love the blue. The blue sky that soars like the gull i ant to be. Love is like that. I want to know.
April 13, 2006 11:06 AM
[kristin]
I love yarn it is so pretty and colorfull. I have many different colors and i play wit hit all day. When I get older I hope to live in a yarn house with yarn babies. I eat sleep breath yarn
April 13, 2006 11:19 AM
[jonathan]
What does that mean? "YARN" sounds like me, when I'm tired, well actually I don't really care....
April 13, 2006 11:19 AM
[Robin Garrels]
the smallest particles can be woven together to form something completely different...bits of sunlight woven together in your smile to form the tie that binds us...
April 13, 2006 11:20 AM
[mark twain]
"ol' jed,he got up on the tree stump and bent over to pick up nail that he dropped,he used ta have this billy goat that like to butt things,once it butted this postal worker from the city.now that boy was pump loco,once he saw the train coming.it was the five fifteen,now that was a train.I thought it was a goner the time it went up endberry hill.katie ,she was from endberry.i loved her..course half of us did.ed baily,he really fell for her.he played baseball for the mudfield.he knew casey,.casey ,he really could tie one on,he and my pa went into 'the dew drop' one night,and got into a terrible fight.The dew drop was known for that.the place couldn't keep a bartender,unless you could mac doogle.he even slept there for seventy years.didn't own the place,just slept in the back.he had a daughter named kate,who had a dog named annabell.annabell put out the farm down at ol'man jacksons place.it caught fire on account their three leggged cow kicked over the lantern because it was startled by andrew.Andrew,he was the parson's boy,he used to sneak up on that cow all the time.now,the parson,he liked to preach fire and brimestone.he could set a crooked...
April 13, 2006 11:26 AM
[Lucy]
ball kittens colours yarn can go all over the place lots of colourful yarn fun for cats
April 13, 2006 11:43 AM
[anni]
I used to make little yarn dolls when I was a little girl. We had this tiny house - a play house - that I would sit in and make these little dolls. I made lots of them, even if no one else wanted them. Sometimes they did. I learned it as a Brownie when I was still a girl scout. I wish I knew how to make them still. They were cute.
April 13, 2006 11:45 AM
[bobo]
"Spin a yarn" ... that's a cliche, now, isn't it? Makes one think of the farm house and grandma with her knitting needles and patterns laid out. Makes one think of the good times in years past (that probably never really existed) and of a simpler way of life that just felt better than the factual miasma of tangled circuits and electronic parts we are today.
April 13, 2006 11:46 AM
[james]
i used to make bracelets when i was a kid, braiding all sorts of different colored yarns together, weaving in beads at regular intervals, or maybe just in the center. i had a whole tub of beads, and they were organized into little compartments. i wonder what happened to all those things. i just remember that one day, the yarn ran out.
April 13, 2006 12:04 PM
[Barb]
One day I yarned to have a nicely knitted sweater. This extreme yarning brought to my attention my need for wooly substances against my skin. It isn't impossible to ya
April 13, 2006 12:05 PM
[*** Dave]
He sat on the phone, listening to the others talk, each person giving their perspective, asserting their particular facts, spinning a yarn or countering another's spun yarn. It was dull, boring, and he had very, very little choice.
April 13, 2006 12:17 PM
[gracey]
Yarn can sometimes be a ball of wool. It can also be random stories people tell about nothing in particular. Both are fabricated, of indefinite length and come in very handy in tricky situations. Liek for example, pubs...or tying shoe laces...or ...
April 13, 2006 12:21 PM
[spinnweb]
I donīt know what that means.... oh I got it... It means Gähnen in German ... I am not tired I think I can write stupid things the whole night. My english is getting worse. I do not practice it enough. Are the 60 sec still running ? I think they are over. It is difficult to write fast in a language that isnīt your mother language...
April 13, 2006 12:39 PM
[jim]
tall tails...kagaroo...nieghbors big yellow cat...yeti prints on my door step...
April 13, 2006 12:40 PM
[Danielle cruthirds]
I love YARN. It is cozy.
April 13, 2006 01:01 PM
[Darktraveler]
what the fuck is yarn? Sorry im german and i don't even know what yarn does mean. yarn... darn..... hm... i really don't Know...... Yelling at real nerds ? hm..... stupid idea....... so... just yarn it! y-a-r-n
April 13, 2006 01:03 PM
[crabmuffins]
I once went to the south of specsaver's. it was an interesting trek, and it turned out that all that was there was a bust of the sixteeenth president of russia. he wlasys used to say "mr johansen if i see you tryin to steal my portraits one mure time i will eat you" but he never did because he didn't believe in
April 13, 2006 01:26 PM
[sadfacegoeshere]
So my life is unravveling like a ball of yarn. I do things bad I make mistakes, though I do learn. And boy oh boy I will never do it again, however small it was. I'm sorry sorry sorry. You've got no clue, you really do not. So I say again my life is unravveling like a ball of yarn
April 13, 2006 01:33 PM
[Ashley]
a ball of yarn that the kitten plays with it gets tangled fuzzy sweater
April 13, 2006 01:39 PM
[M.Nguyen]
Red yarn and green yarn and yellow yarn. The small girl played with a lock of her doll's hair-- red yarn. She gently touched a felt-blushed cheek, yellow yarn wrapped around a styrofoam ball. She absently touched the doll's green yarn dress, and then moved a small hand to her own tattered one. Yarn.
April 13, 2006 01:59 PM
[sandra]
a ball of string that cats play with or that you use to sew things. Usually grandmothers are known to carry them around in their purses. Also, they come in all sorts of colors and textures...thin...thick...yello...green...blue.... and cats play with them a lot as well. I said that already :)
April 13, 2006 02:04 PM
[Skye]
I can't find the common thread, she said. You know that piece of string, the yarn that will stitch all the patches of my life together. Or, she looked up pontifically, maybe I just can't find the end of the yarn..and it's wrapped all around me. Maybe I'm just strung.
April 13, 2006 02:08 PM
[Caca Cacosa]
Don't know what yarn is, so... it'll be a little too difficult for me to write anything about it. English not beeing my first language, there's not much to ask or complain about, right? I could try a vindication of "the meaning of life", but... what the hell!!!
April 13, 2006 02:10 PM
[Michael Bull]
story generally fictional but long and with some kind of higher meaning and lesson from which the listener is intended to learn. Generally fantastical and often related to naval adventures during the 15-19th century.
April 13, 2006 02:13 PM
[red]
what's a yarn?! you mean... like a ball of yarn? i've played Sam & Max hit the road once. there was a huge ball of yarn. like a monument or something.
April 13, 2006 02:14 PM
[Da Goddess]
the yarn was unraveling faster than I could keep up. I couldn't let it get too far because I had nothing on underneath my sweater and the room was full of all these strangers. Just as the last bit of yarn was about to slip from my body, I woke up.
April 13, 2006 02:23 PM
[julie]
She spins a yarn of a tale, pulling it out of her mouth, like words on a hook. It is painful to hear, but I bet, worse to tell.
April 13, 2006 02:25 PM
[Kit Ten]
let me spin you a yarn about a man with a plan. A man with an idea and no means. A man destined for failure but also adventure, a tale of the man and his dream.
April 13, 2006 02:39 PM
[AMB]
Yarn makes fuzzy things happy when the rain falls sideways onto the dogwood bloms. When the kitten eats the yarn very colorful visions apear in his dreams. Yarn makes the world go around and around. "Why?" you may ask...that my friend is a question you must ask the cat once he returns from the holy land with knitting needels?
April 13, 2006 02:48 PM
[Chris]
Yarn is nice and soft. It reminds of kittens. I've never been able to have a cat, or any pet, in fact. My mother always thought I was too irresponsible to take care of a pet, and I'm going to have to admit that she is right. >_< Yarn also makes clothes, but I don't like to wear them because they make me itch.
April 13, 2006 02:52 PM
[Asterios]
yarns are stories. long tall tales that bore all of us. Yarns are the worst things I can possibly think of. I hate yarns, and I always will, and the second I turn 35 I'm running for congress. and shuting those bastards down.
April 13, 2006 02:58 PM
[dawn]
to me life is like a piece of yarn. it could move quickly and each direction is quickier then the rest it goes in many directions and one direction could breakto me it shows how life could never be the same it has many ups and downs twist and turns and could never be predectated
April 13, 2006 03:07 PM
[marie]
there is a tale to tell by saying it is a yarn, or you can knit with it.
April 13, 2006 04:12 PM
[lau]
yarn is like wool but knotty. you could make a very itchy jumper from yarn... would make your skin red. yarn comes in balls. in lots of different colours. makes you think of the countryside and old fashioned thing. maybe yarn is more like cotton and i just don't know what it is.... hmmmm good lovely
April 13, 2006 04:14 PM
[alex]
yarn is a type of materail. it's good for something but sounds olden like huckleberry. i dont need or want any yarn. the end. +2.
April 13, 2006 04:21 PM
[test]
i dont fucking know whats that shit mother fucker talking shits - you better go kill yourself yeah you heard me right - so what do you want to say beACH - fuck you fuck you you lazy bastard yeah wright mother fucker - chichiman e haide de deba stiga tolkova
April 13, 2006 04:35 PM
[g]
Ball of yarn, story untold. The joy of knitting brings pleasure to young and old. Such strange pattterns we spin. Fibers of dreams woven to fit. Warmth and comfort are paramount. For the chosen few, durability matters.
April 13, 2006 04:47 PM
[geoff]
what the fuck does yarn mean. Or is it simply the noun, that means string, like what cats play with. Or yarn, is that how it's spelt when someone wants something and they are "yarning" fo it? I'll look it up and not get back to you.
April 13, 2006 04:51 PM
[elisa]
My heart is breaking and unraveling like a ball of yarn, revealing itself. My hands are shaking and sweating and my tears are flowing like water running down a pan covered in oil. I can not be with you. I can not be with you because of her. I can not be with you. Because. Of. Me.
April 13, 2006 04:59 PM
[annie]
cats play dark night in confusion tangled in pieces alone, caught up in regret lost in innocent play a child's mistake empty playground the cats play with the yarn in the winter
April 13, 2006 04:59 PM
[Maxie]
yellow yars to spin a web . A web of truth a web of lies. Yarn for a web of deception. To knit a babies sweater .
April 13, 2006 05:12 PM
[Marelle]
Oh a yarn is a story told by some old bushy or such like, its a word I would often hear my father use. I heard this great yarn he would often say as he came in from work and was hanging up his bag. He would then put the kettle on and proceed to make a cup of sweet black tea and tell u s all about his latest yarn.
April 13, 2006 05:20 PM
[khloella]
What a tale, what a made-up thing! I laughed and laughed, but he swore it was true. How could it be? He never told the truth about anything, much less anything to do with giant fish and aliens and a bear that could talk! But I loved his stories, and I loved him. And when he died, a part of my childhood died too.
April 13, 2006 05:22 PM
[culurienneldoreth]
yarn of thread, like a story. colorful because life is multifaceted. yarn of creation, something warm and soft but maybe rough. like life, sometimes warm is good, but sometimes it's hell. and sometimes it's comforting and soft, but sometimes it's rough and scratches. it's in a well-kept home that is full of sunlight in my mind. i guess that's optimistic.
April 13, 2006 05:32 PM
[Matt]
Sewing, I like sewing even though I have never sewed before. Cats play with yarn alot cus its fun to play with. If you dangle it in front of them they will try to hit it. I don't know why, I think they like hitting things.
April 13, 2006 05:33 PM
[scarlet ideals]
weave me a long and twisted tale of a girl who grew up to be a man. sing me a song that stretches your range and sounds strained at the end. spin me round until my toes lift off the ground and i get lost in the sounds of my hair swirling around as my eye lids go up and down and squint to focus on anything other than how good it feels to be something real.
April 13, 2006 05:40 PM
[Julie]
Linh loves her yarn. She spends a lot on it, both time and money. She knits and knits and knits, weaving in and out, over and under. Eventually, she makes something beautiful, just for me.
April 13, 2006 05:54 PM
[kate]
The pale pink yarn twisted around hte twitching knitting needles as I watched her knit, amazed as always to watch the blobs of fabric become something warm and comfortable. The click of the needles was comf
April 13, 2006 05:56 PM
[Zarkonnen]
A fine yarn is what you often get out of an old sea-dog or a spinning jenny. Or possibly an old sea-dog operating a spinning jenny down at the pub, while taking droughts of beer. That Jenny sure gets around doesn't she.
April 13, 2006 06:04 PM
[adaline]
The kitty helps me knit, he pulls the yarn as far as he can, he ties it in knots, he pulls and plays and waits for it to come back, but it never does. Yarn isn't alive, it's just string that he tries to play with.
April 13, 2006 06:05 PM
[Alex]
Yarn unravles like a great mystery. You never know exactly which direction it will unravel next.
April 13, 2006 06:05 PM
[David Ellis]
Johnny hated his job. He hated the drudgery of working at the convenience store, but he didn't have a choice. he had an ap[artment to keep and a cat to feed. Then he came home and found his kitten playing with a ball of yarn ... and the smile on his face made it okay.
April 13, 2006 06:07 PM
[aaron]
I tell many yarns I suppose it's part of being a fictionalist/liar/songwriter/whateverthecrapitisIfancymyself at the time. I enjoy it. I can explore myself, my personality, my creatitivity. I thread harns together like a woman at a loom
April 13, 2006 06:33 PM
[CT]
It unwinds and falls to the floor and there's something sad about it. Like it is the worst thing ever to happen and she can't explain why except everything that happened today wells up in her when she watches it stretch across the floor.
April 13, 2006 06:38 PM
[Zubeda]
Yarn. Full of little lambs and little worms that are on the lambs. It comes in chunky, smooth, like peanut butter and is a great comfort when spun into a blanket on a cold winter day. With hot cocoa. Yarn is fun. That is it.
April 13, 2006 06:43 PM
[lauraleye]
yarn. he strung it around my throat. tight. tight. tighter. it pinched. i started to gag. i couldn't scream any more. i was over screaming. nobody was going to come. so i lay there. with the yarn. around my throat. i can't breathe. why.
April 13, 2006 06:52 PM
[noapologies]
It's a story she told me once. Long and involved. Danish. Like teak, smooth with a little shine. It went on and on. The story, like teak, wooden and dead.
April 13, 2006 07:08 PM
[kristin]
The cat twirled and raced over the red woven carpet,it's white fir contrasting in the lavender light. It skidded slightly to the left as it turned quickly to catch the silver yarn. I was going to miss this place, miss him.
April 13, 2006 07:22 PM
[Andre]
This is a story about Yarn. Yarn was from Yarnia and had never been off planet. Yarn was also one of Yarnia's great mathemetician, and just now it was waiting to leave for the universes great mathematical conferences.
April 13, 2006 07:25 PM
[Allison]
Remembering the swirling twirling of my mother's yellow yarn twining here and there about her knitting needles. It is not a real memory; my mother never knitted.
April 13, 2006 07:40 PM
[heather]
the yarn was tangled. oh so tangled. and when she tried to untangle it she realized it lead her around the corner. she followed. and it trailed down the hall. and then the left. she kept trying to untie the knots and get to the jist of it, but alas it was no use. it went on forever. damn yarn.
April 13, 2006 07:59 PM
[Emma]
yarn, to tell a yarn, a story, simply an adventure, woven slowly, with great care so as to get the point of the story.
April 13, 2006 08:04 PM
[jasper clemons]
the cat bats it. red rolling under the dresser. gone. that neverland of dust bunnies. the cat fold into itself, confused, tilted. Looks for a mouse, toy or real.
April 13, 2006 08:40 PM
[Kat]
Yarn is like yearn only I don't yearn for yarn. My mother likes to knit and crochet. She makes all kinds of baby apparel...my brother and his wife are having a baby in the fall and she is already making the baby all kinds of booties.
April 13, 2006 08:50 PM
[Krystal]
Cats play with it. It's stringy. Four letters. Ball of yarn. Toy, playful, fun. Kittens are cute when they mess around with a ball of yarn. Tangled mess of strings.
April 13, 2006 09:01 PM
[Jenny]
I sit, idly flicking the needle and wrapping the yarn around it. Time seems to stand still, as my hands relax into the gentle routine of crochet. Finally, I can stop thinking, and just do. The colors blur and my hands go and my mind stops and it's beautiful.
April 13, 2006 09:06 PM
[brit]
is messy. unrolls everywhere. i can't knit. i felt so stupid being in a class all that time, for knitting, and never coming out with a damn sweater. my sweaters were hand-me-downs from my cousin bootsy. they were huge. bulky. men like.
April 13, 2006 09:24 PM
[Karsh]
Howyarny. It's so much like yarn. Wow. You know, I never ever seen yarn before... Am I rambling? Yarn. Yarn. Wow, yarn. Yarn is cool. Yeah. Yarn.
April 13, 2006 09:28 PM
[Allen Thomas]
unravels, thoughts spilling, spilled milk, soiled tablecloth, soft linen, intertwining strings, string theory, violins, harmony, stages, millions of onlookers, accident sites, ambulances, blaring horns, frustrated drivers
April 13, 2006 09:33 PM
[venison]
One-eyed grandpa jack scraped the crud off his eyepatch, then conked his wooden leg on the chair, then turned to me with a sneer and said, "'ow ye'd like me te yarn ye a tale, sonny-boy?"
April 13, 2006 09:40 PM
[Doug Bookey]
I spin a yarn, a tale of deceit so close to my heart that I have no other choice but to take what I have written and move it around the information waves until I make it real, tangible. What a yarn I weave.
April 13, 2006 09:40 PM
[e]
spin me a yarn; daedelus (no. what's his face, phaeton, and they weren't even involved so much). ariadne unwound it, theseus used it; theseus' father plunged into the now-christened aegean sea, and ariadne ended up on an island somewhere being debaucherous but demure (ooh?) with dionysus. damn u of c
April 13, 2006 09:40 PM
[bc]
we drove through the yard, a black cloud following my Dads old pickup truck. a tree came out of nowhere and i swerved as the cloud closed in.
April 13, 2006 09:49 PM
[right]
if i had yarn i would strangle a cat and then pray for its soul. but it would be too late because the cat's mind is gone, it's appreciation is absent, it's desires are ended, it doesn't care that i am praying for it. i only want it to be alive in vein filled glory.
April 13, 2006 09:50 PM
[ASevereMary]
I give up... I keep getting a picture of a ball of yarn or an old sailor telling a yarn. I shouldn't try this after I worked so much. Sorry
April 13, 2006 09:56 PM
[Jean]
It's all about the stories. all about the talk. one stream of words all about cock. oh well, here we go again. Drivel at 1's own best. Look who's talking, we heard the rest... mayhap we talk over much yet humans will still be humans.
April 13, 2006 10:00 PM
[will]
telling a story is something for family. Something you do to pass the time, but something that stands outside of time itself. What do you tell, what can't you tell. I wish my grandfather would tell more of them.
April 13, 2006 10:12 PM
[Cameron]
A ball of yarn rolls down the stairs onto the sidewalk across the street through the coffee shop. It is seen by no one. No one questions the bright colors of the multi-colored ball as it makes its course through the neighborhood. No one thinks about the differences around them. No matter how insignificant.
April 13, 2006 10:25 PM
[sdf]
Yarn, yarn a peice of string I like to roll it and make a thing It is not a story that you tell. It is some string can't you tell?
April 13, 2006 10:26 PM
[asdf]
Yarn, yarn a peice of string. I like to roll it and make a thing. It is not a story that you tell. It is some string can't you tell?
April 13, 2006 10:28 PM
[mbaluss]
threads of love, gold, and caring link me to those whom I love, and those ev en whom I don't know. It's a big world out there and I have the knitter of all time on my side.
April 13, 2006 10:34 PM
[costa singer]
There is a strong sense of fidelity in my friend's family. There is love, to be sure, but it is only one of the fibers that bind them together. They are held together, moreso, by fear, anger, and a deep and abiding sense of entrapment. It is this that is the yarn that has spindled around the five members so totally.
April 13, 2006 10:36 PM
[Switchblade]
it is stringy it is cottony. Yarn is the essence of beauty and it is the essence of life. Without yarn, there would have been no southern slavery, and there would have never been freedom from it. Yarn winds and unwinds the earth like the chiming of a persistent clock: it knows no beginning, no end. Yarn is everything and it is nothing.
April 13, 2006 11:02 PM
[paola]
Yarn is used to make scarves, gloves and other nifty things by grandmothers and people with to much time on their hands. Cats like to play with yarn although I am unsure as to whether MY cat does since we've never given him the chance. I once tried to make a carpet using yarn but failed, so my mum finished it for me. Then it got stolen when we moved. Yarn...
April 13, 2006 11:06 PM
[heather]
I thought about it for a while. I couldnt understand her need to click away with thoses knitting needles. She said it made her relax. I suppose it must have, as she always looked so peaceful. She would have me sit for hours holding my hands 'just so' as she wound the yarn deftly around my waiting hands. I didnt mind. It wasnt work for me. The stories she would tell with me sitting at her feet would sweep me away to a time barely remembered for her, and never experienced by me.
April 13, 2006 11:49 PM
[Brian]
Yarn is so much fun. I like yarn because it is fun to play with and Catas like yarn too. Whne I think about yarn.. that's all that i want to do is play.
April 14, 2006 12:18 AM
[n]
It was sticking out of the ground, a big piece like a wick, and we all thought if we dug deep enough, we'd find where it ended. But, see, it didn't end. We followed the yarn, the oversized yarn, for miles and miles as it wound its way between latitude and longditude lines, and after a few years of this, we got to thinking: what if this place called earth, well, what if was the yarn? It was then that we feared the cosmic cat.
April 14, 2006 01:05 AM
[B]
i used to use yarn when i was a kid. I used to take a ball to school and i would steal my moms croquet needles. I would knit in school during band class. It was very different. I liked it alot it was a good stress reliever.
April 14, 2006 01:14 AM
[Elli]
String a ball of anything together and see if you can get the kitty to jump at it, chase it, paw and play it. Is he interested? Is he intrigued? Is he challenged? Is your ball playing him out to the very end, leading him around unexpected corners? Or is it just a ball of yarn?
April 14, 2006 01:17 AM
[lulu]
the yarn was never ending it spanned hundreds of feet and had begun to pile up in the backyard at first it was cozy with all the cats and squirells nesting in it - it seemed alive with breath as it swayed and swelled from the activity of the creature housed inside. the blanket she had begun to make for her neighbor had been fleeting and
April 14, 2006 01:35 AM
[elrid]
a yarn...is a yawn with an r, missing a w. a yarn of thread could wrap half your body. Yarn...yarn!!!!
April 14, 2006 01:54 AM
[myra]
Yarn is something that you knit with. It's something that you use to create clothes and socks and mittens. It's something that eventually transforms into something that keeps you warm. Kitten play with it -- bringing to mind warm, fuzzy feelings and images of kittens frolicking and stumbling over balls of yarn. Now what's up with that? Yarn -- it sounds really weird. It's weird. Yaaarrrrn. Yarrrrn. Can be a cuss word. Yarnit!
April 14, 2006 01:57 AM
[caladera]
what the fuck is yarn anyways?! No, seriously, I do not understand that word... Yawn... Barn... whatever!
April 14, 2006 02:05 AM
[RA]
yarn would mean??? A good story, yes? How many of us write good stories, emphasis on GOOD. Who are we to judge which stories are good? That's the question...
April 14, 2006 02:19 AM
[aubrey]
I once told a long, long story, some would call it a tale, but others may choose to opt for that gem of language, yarn. Representing either a stringy, soft substance of knitting circle fame, or that most interesting of stories. Either way, it's something to love.
April 14, 2006 02:31 AM
[ME]
iwas in the local the other day listening to two old guys having a yarn about their youth....it was entertaining...i heard of musters and tabacco, women and wives..lol...childen and grandchildren...inlaws, and good beer. They seemed happy and content in their old bodies,and had their wonderful memories. A youth with no fire is followed by old age without experience!!
April 14, 2006 02:48 AM
[modern ingenue]
I span me a yarn, as old as the sky Unravelled the truths and wove in a lie I span me a yarn, as fresh as a flower It grew older daily, and younger by the hour I span me a yarn, as deep as the sea It sang me sweet songs, and said "I love thee" I span me a yarn, a trifling sweet To lay in your hands, as I lay at your feet.
April 14, 2006 03:52 AM
[hunza1]
Knit, knit, knit knit your story for all to hear, make sure it's colorful so you can keep attention rivited to your words and varied enough so that any one part can keep the ears pinned to your story.
April 14, 2006 05:32 AM
[Anthony St.Clair]
Oh the laughter - her obsession, here in the black and white of the just-loaded webpage. Such angular letters for so curly a word. Yarn. It rolled off the tongue like a ball across the floor. The atoms of socks and sweaters and scarves, the joy of creation all from two sticks and a constant "shnick, shnick" - yarn. (For you, Jodie :-)
April 14, 2006 06:12 AM
[Niall]
Spinning, spinning, spinning, she was so obsessed with her old guilt and lack of self esteem she never stopped. You couldn't rely on her to tell the truth even if she were attached to the biggest lie detector. Its a shame to know that your own mother can't be trusted, that her memories of events are dubious shadows... Go figure, we love them anyway, and we ourselves aren't perfect...
April 14, 2006 06:17 AM
[Sindbad]
A tale that unravels like the twists of fate from cloth waiting for lachensis. Ah the end of the tale...
April 14, 2006 06:20 AM
[mattgary]
It was told my myself, and to you. It was told so you wouldn't recognize me, the boy and man. It's so hard to tell the truth. It's everything. It's there if we can find the courage to use it. Then what? I guess we'll see. Happiness and sadness is within our grasp. Yarn this.
April 14, 2006 06:22 AM
[Michael]
Sit with me a moment, and I will spin you a tale. These are the stories of your past, of the ancestors that proceeded you, and of the destiny you wore born unto. Perhaps, you shall find in this a road that diverges from the rest, perhaps you shall find comfort in knowing that your plight is not as exact as it seemed.
April 14, 2006 06:32 AM
[moo]
i was once told a story by a very boring man and he told me that the best method for cutting the fat off a chicken bone was to lick ur toe and then stick it up ur ass
April 14, 2006 06:42 AM
[Gosh.]
The flowing yellow of my mother's dress was complemented by the sweet blue yarn on her lap. If only she knew what would befall her that night. If only she knew that yarn would be the very cause of her death.
April 14, 2006 06:47 AM
[jan robson]
a good yarn tells the tale we all love to hear...knitting and weaving a story together pulls the wool over someones eyes for sure...
April 14, 2006 06:49 AM
[John Sellars]
It was an old tale, one told by an old man sat in the corner of a deserted pub. Few heared it, fewer still beleived it. But above all, it was a tale that never ended. It grew with each passing second, each minute, each, day, each year, until it was monstrous.
April 14, 2006 07:16 AM
[Jo]
yarn is the story i get told, the messages that get passed on in stories that go on and on. I like a good yarn, it spins and winds and tells its secrets under it all. There are good yarns and better yarns. I like the simple yarn. I prefer yarns about the past. you can't really yarn about the future. The future isn't a yarn...
April 14, 2006 07:17 AM
[NYCitydream]
Stupidness, waste of time to fuck someone over with this kinda cunting bullshit and to make someone look so stoopid as Bush with ths typical kinda trash
April 14, 2006 07:31 AM
[a false terl]
"arrgh,I'll tell ya a yarn about the white whale.he used to be blue until he ran into the ship carrying clorox and sunk it.Arrgh,tis a true story,tis is,arrrgh."
April 13, 2006 08:06 AM