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[PL]
in the office, i do nothing, just going on www.i-am-bored.com, funtrivia and other stuff like that. I waste all my days doing nothing, I know I should work, but hey, its so easy to procrastinate. I have to go there now, even thow i waitin
February 16, 2005 08:05 AM
[bEST WISHES BISHES]
AHHHH YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ITS OFFICE FOR THE WHOLE FUKlN' DAY? NOW I DONT SEE A REASON TO LIVE. HARRY FINKLESTEINENBURG.
February 16, 2005 08:06 AM
[H]
Today has been really boring in the office, it's ok though because I don't have much longer to be here, I leave in like a week and a bit, havent a clue what I'll go and do, but thats ok, theres plenty of stuff out there for me. I need a coffee too.
February 16, 2005 08:12 AM
[Baller]
this is where I spend much of my time. my home. my space. I don't care, I'm just here. do a lot of work but I don't feel great. nice people but do I really care? nice life I've made for myself here.
February 16, 2005 08:12 AM
[dana lee]
I was at the office, I dont really have an office, this was all like, a daydream, but anyways, I was at the office and i was typing up some kind of report for my bos, who by the way wasnt even in the country, and i started to day dream about being at home and typing a story on a website and hmmm. I had pencials, a white shirt with a collar, some lipstick on my teeth and a tie.
February 16, 2005 08:14 AM
[yonas]
office is a place i dont wanna go. white collar types, bad coffee, early wake-ups and all that bs. i want to be a diving instructor or flight captain. please?
February 16, 2005 08:15 AM
[Denise]
The cold walls sink in. It's cubicles are small, boxed, and the openings aren't enough to see any one else. it's also a gathering place, a place of work, of effort, of sweat and tears. I haven't been in an office in such a long time, maybe my perception has changed. Maybe it's fun now, to be locked in the cold. Maybe it's not so bad, and it could be good. Useful.
February 16, 2005 08:15 AM
[Katie]
Office Space, lol, though I've never seen that movie, but who cares. I don't want to work in an office, I want to do field work but I can't despite how much I want to. It really sucks, but I'm going into another FBI-related career so maybe I can get lucky. Ha! Yeah right. Oh well.
February 16, 2005 08:18 AM
[hehe]
boring, shit, crap annoying, getting pissed off with collegaues! the sack, getting fired, quitting, loss of sleep, stress!!! omg, i hate this! i wana quit-that kinda thing..a high building, in america with windows! like a skyscraper!! and ur in this puny office! nice!
February 16, 2005 08:22 AM
[Peggy]
florescent lights dim shiny new covers of books place shadows under things like rocks on fake formica.
February 16, 2005 08:25 AM
[philip]
i used to work in an office. my office building was the stereotypical office building, except it had like those kind of tin kind of
February 16, 2005 08:27 AM
[Juggernaut]
a place where many things can be potentially be accomplished. from doting around watching the clock to conquering the world's problems the office is a place of progress. it is also not a place that
February 16, 2005 08:28 AM
[Emerson Dameron]
I'm in my new office right now, sucking down oxygen because there's no work for me to do. That's about to change, I'm told - soon, I expect to put in overtime. This job would be fine, were it not for the Glengarry Glen Ross weather.
February 16, 2005 08:31 AM
[Becks]
I hate it...get tired...bored...7 days a week.Work too hard,want to win the lottery so I never have to come to the office again.My bloke comes home late from it and so do I.dont want to work in it
February 16, 2005 08:32 AM
[nick]
I like to work in a office and some officers will come and arrest my dog so i can go to the dog pound office and get a official office fax machine in my office and computers will roar and my office is smelling good and clean bufirst i wouldl ike to fight a officer and i don't even care becuase of my office is the best ever in the world and i'm getting reellly bored that this isn't over right now. Its gettting really annoying and i'm about to cry right now its just plain stupid.
February 16, 2005 08:34 AM
[JL]
working, working sucks, back to work now, bye bye jury duty, back to the office. co-workers, coffee, lots of it, computers, incessant typing, always emails going around, a place where you do not look forward to going every morning, boss.
February 16, 2005 08:34 AM
[a person]
My office is a closed space. A place where my creativity may raom. May grow. All for a price. everything is for a price. The freedom of minnimum wage. Free as far as your dollar goes.
February 16, 2005 08:39 AM
[Kayley]
an office is a bulding where many people go to work, usually they wear suits or smart clothes and work on a computer all day. People have meetings their and discuss all sorts of things to do with the business they are working for. Offices smell clean.
February 16, 2005 08:43 AM
[Crate Obscure]
This is the plave I need to get out of. This is the place where I hang my hat. This is the place where I sneak a cat nap now and then. This is the place where I get angry. This is the place where God humbles me. This is the place where I used to drink.
February 16, 2005 08:44 AM
[eoin]
My mood changes when she's around. I wonder is it the same for her? Anyway it makes work all the more interesting, transforming the office to an invisible, yet veritable playground, surrounded by adults. Serious and fun... Enjoyable work.
February 16, 2005 08:46 AM
[Laura]
How boring..Is this my life? Office work. I imagined my life to be so much more. I should of been living the superstar life. Drinking champange, eating lobster, living the life of luxury.... Instead i shall sit in the office, wondering what should of been..
February 16, 2005 08:54 AM
[zach]
Stuck in my cubicle, I look around and see the grey walls that have captivated captives for years. Not me, not me. I use oneword to distract my poor loathing self, to take the pain away. Thank you oneword.
February 16, 2005 08:56 AM
[pooooo]
poeple work in this and talk and gossip in them all day long. things get stolen out of offices all the time. theres phones and computers and lots of other stationary kept in here. and people
February 16, 2005 09:09 AM
[Stephanie Cook]
A place where you sit stressed over things that really don't matter to you other then a paycheck.
February 16, 2005 09:09 AM
[indira]
people paper pencils windows boss place stress work time late early hi bye work fast done break eat lunch car care cash paycheck here stapler computer plant light phones ringing ears ringing talking murmo
February 16, 2005 09:13 AM
[lauren]
office is the place that u work and have coworkers. you make money at an office doing work for higher authorities. An office has many supplies like penicles and pens and paper and other important i
February 16, 2005 09:15 AM
[laura]
quite boring, staid even. Imagine all those grey sutes and early morning commutes, eating a sandwich at your desk.. .Imagine seeing all the same people day in day out.
February 16, 2005 09:15 AM
[blukat]
i sit there and look around bored out of my mind the phone rings but i'm not going to answer i lay back and close my eyes my head hurts just as my boss walks by i start snoring and i hear him sigh but he dosn't say a word and just k
February 16, 2005 09:16 AM
[wtf]
Office. Well, when i read the word "office" I automatically think of a shitty, tiny, cube office. I never want to work in an office. But then again, there's also those big, spacious offices with the great views and free internet connection. I could live in one of those.
February 16, 2005 09:17 AM
[Lisa]
where people stay in they are in charge a managers place in a store someones work place
February 16, 2005 09:18 AM
[DUH]
yeah this place is so boring practacly everyone is half asleep playing solitare on their computer. i sit here and stare at my lunch. Peanut butter and jelly. yummers. just like in grade school.
February 16, 2005 09:20 AM
[the SHIZ]
at my office i sit and do work all day long in a gray box called a cubicle. I call people at home only to get cussed out and politely repley thank you sorry for bothering you. i love my job. It is the shiz
February 16, 2005 09:22 AM
[duh]
offices suck they are so boring here i am in the princepals office for breaking a window. if they didnt want people to break window then why are there rocks everywhere. it's just so tempting i couldn't help it i was trying to get her attention i got it all right
February 16, 2005 09:24 AM
[rina]
offices are really boring. There are computers in it and a lot of boring adults. If I happen to get stuck working in one when im older i would probably die.
February 16, 2005 09:28 AM
[Jessica J]
Office is a boring word.Bla. It is boring. It reminds me of my next door neighbor. Makes me wanna go to sleep. It makes me sick. Ewww office
February 16, 2005 09:28 AM
[Tom]
office, eh? never worked in one, personally. then again I've never worked ANYWHERE but you know what I mean, even if you don't. Anyway, I digress, which, while filling out precious time that I may be stuck with, does not answer the question. Okay: so, it must be pretty damn boring working in the same place doing nothing but w
February 16, 2005 09:30 AM
[cory]
i hate my office. its a place i work. their small. usually have people that you dont like work in them with you making you job so difficult.
February 16, 2005 09:34 AM
[tracie]
the office was abuzz today, as clint had just received the raise he was so desperately hoping for. the competition had been fierce, though, with nonna newman a close contender. nonna was a bitch, however, and this played against her in the decision making process. clint was always warm and friendly to all, and so definetly the better candidate for the job.
February 16, 2005 09:35 AM
[chubby]
I dunno what to write. I was just clicking on someone's blog who has this link. I was just curious and wanted to see what this is. 60 seconds? what can you write in that little time? I'm almost out anyway..
February 16, 2005 09:37 AM
[jeff]
i hate the office it suck to be there it usually means work. ties suits id rather eget high man i love the weekend better when i work in an office. but what the fuck once i had a fridge inm
February 16, 2005 09:39 AM
[alicia]
offices suck your stuck in them and you can never get out the up side is that if you work in an office you probably get paid a shit load of money downside: cublcle i hate cubicles and indoors i want to live outside in the fresh air for
February 16, 2005 09:41 AM
[Riana]
Maralee opened the office door and stepped inside. She thought about the work piled up on her desk and sighed. No one helped her anymore. Not at work, not at home. Her mother abandoned her when she got married and her husband mentally left he
February 16, 2005 09:42 AM
[Freddy]
Today I went to Bob's office to see if he wanted to go out and get a bite to eat. Upon my arrival I saw him sitting in his chair by his desk in his own little cubicle office with a .45 pointed to his temple of his head. I told him, "Bob
February 16, 2005 09:47 AM
[christine]
there is an office at the end of the street. it is large and white. i want to enter it, but i don't know if the door is locked. i think i will enter it tomorrow. i want to go into the office today, but i guess it will just have to wait for another day.
February 16, 2005 09:48 AM
[Mike]
Office space is a good movie, but if you are talking about a regular old office ours is okay. It's kinda repetitive but it's nice and clean. There are many desks and computers at these desks. It is rectangular in shape and is well lit. D
February 16, 2005 09:52 AM
[cosmic]
I was sitting in the office when the most peculiar thing happened. It sounds silly now I come to tell someone, but my chair actually rose from the ground and started floating around the room. It was a curious feeling, watching everything from this odd perspective, clinging to the arms to stop myself from tumbling to the floor
February 16, 2005 10:01 AM
[nat]
i sit in my office. i don't know really what to do because i'm a temp. i hate this office. it is full of old ladies and applications to be logged. the walls of my cubicle are grey, the ceiling is grey, the floor is grey. the coffee sucks and i ass around on the internet all fucking day. agh i hate thi
February 16, 2005 10:03 AM
[tom treloar]
the office is a great place to be. We drank a lot of beer at the office when I was there then I drove home. Driving home was not a good idea because I got drunk at the office and I ran into a light pole which dented my motorcycle real bad. but the passenger riding in the sidecar managed to flip out and seriously
February 16, 2005 10:06 AM
[Robin]
When I'm at an office I wonder to myself if it will be my economical grave. Will I be destined to spend my days in a cubical tomb, wondering what the day is like outside? I suppose not. I hope not. Office also has other meanings, though - It is a place for fathers to run off to, abandoning their families. Think about it.
February 16, 2005 10:06 AM
[Ham]
ouch, stop sticking me with that sharp pen. My life stuck between the whit walls. Blame your structure for the feverish pains in my head. Hope drifts out the glass.
February 16, 2005 10:08 AM
[Robin]
a place to go and do work to do paperwork...to use as a tax write off. Usually desks and some people...can be of so many different amount of employees. I don't like them too sterile. In a building
February 16, 2005 10:11 AM
[KW]
In the office where i whither away to nothing there is a slave driver, he pushes us into things we dont want to do like anal but we just do it cause it aint that bad, NOT IT SUXORZZZZZZ!!!?!11
February 16, 2005 10:12 AM
[Kmd]
i dont really know what to write when i think of an office. Probably something stupid like an office romance , but I guess thats just me all over lol. My next door neighbour worked in an office before she had Robbie at the end of January. He's lovely and very very small
February 16, 2005 10:14 AM
[Brigs]
All I can imagine is cubicles surrounding me on all sides... this is why I chose a profession as a teacher, to avoid such things. I don't want to see treasure trolls on neighboring desks (although I have one on my desk at school, anyway), I don't want the windowns blocked off; I need sun! computers are okay, but only to waste time, to do things like this right here! I love my job! thanks for no office
February 16, 2005 10:15 AM
[eric]
the word go means to go places. You can go to a bar, go to a movie. Theres a go card in the military. you can use go as a plural word. goes in a sentence. Go
February 16, 2005 10:20 AM
[bye]
i sat at my office. Typeing, typeing. writeing words that doesnt mean nothing to me. Nothing, nothing. Ask me why ?
February 16, 2005 10:23 AM
[Kristie]
Of all the words to get...my office is a breeding space for intrigue and stupidity on the grandest of scales, and the saddest part is, I know this is true of everyone's office. It makes what happens in "The Office," "Office Space," and "Dilbert," seem pleasant. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't work here myself.
February 16, 2005 10:27 AM
[chris]
a place of ocupation, retreat. the boss is at the office. i would rather be home. sometimes the office can be at home that not too bad i
February 16, 2005 10:29 AM
[jack]
where i am right now. a place of business. also, a place in a home where i can relax. funny. at work, it is a place of stress, at home it is a place to relax. the reason it is relaxing at home is that NO KIDS in the office. book lined. computer in there. it's nice.
February 16, 2005 10:30 AM
[kate]
i work in the most horrible office. i hate it. every one of my office mates is stupid and i really don't like any of them. my personal office is too small and i don't have enough room to fit my desk and my computer in it. my computer isn't large but it still doesn't fit in my office.
February 16, 2005 10:30 AM
[Danica Downing]
Offices can be big or small. They can make one feel confined or trapped in an unwanted life. Too much work to do.
February 16, 2005 10:39 AM
[Ryan Raposo]
office, i never really worked full time in an office, although i go to work at my uncles office every here and there, its a nice office with couches and candy in the front. doctors offices and dentist offices can suck, there used to be an office underneath where i live now, they left last week yeah.
February 16, 2005 10:40 AM
[Ettenim]
I have finally left the office after six years of sweat and tears. Now I'm just another housewife until I become who I need to be. But one thing is for sure - the office is not the place for me.
February 16, 2005 10:40 AM
[Kyle]
a place where you go to do a boring job that does nothing more than pay your mortgage and increases the stress of your life. You're surrounded by complete morons whose only job is to shove paer from one location to another only by adding their mark to it and passing the buck to you.
February 16, 2005 10:41 AM
[feet man]
man i'm siting here in this office, bored beyond any kind of comprehensnion i just want t oget oiut o fhere so i can be free, my eyes are killing me looking at this screen my eyes are burning itch scratyhy anything oyu cna thknk of, even my head is hurtrs, i'm tired, maybe its because i didin't get enough sleep last night, but who knwos now adays when at i am supposed to do, i jsut sit around and play interen tgames all day, nothing much else to do, just play games and thats it.
February 16, 2005 10:44 AM
[Jules]
She knew it was here somewhere. She had seen it this morning, used it this morning. There it had been in its usual place. Waiting and trying to encourage her. She had only stepped out for a double shot expresso. Now what had happened and how could she explain to her not very undertstanding boss that she has misplaced her office, the room, her space, the whole kit and caboodle. Gone Vanished..and with The Painting....
February 16, 2005 10:47 AM
[sssssssss]
The place where the men go to play like the fish ravelling in the scenario of forty kings. With their typewriters clacking to the beat of the corporate drum, they never stop. Four days later, a project, nine a new car, twenty -- house and the final a lifetime at a golf course. this is the dream... incredible... Is this the way to get noticed? Will this bring the salvation of spiritual Nirvana? You tell me what it brings.
February 16, 2005 10:53 AM
[charley]
and i sit in the office bored as per normal with the mundaness this place has to throw at me. no exciting offers, just a life time of an office life.....wots the use???
February 16, 2005 10:53 AM
[dan]
jon fumich is the hottest guy in the company. if i was bold i would go into his office shut the door, walk over to where he is sitting, open his pants and go down on him
February 16, 2005 10:57 AM
[diane]
office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office office
February 16, 2005 10:59 AM
[Mell]
That show is really funny. Ricky gervais is comedy god. my dad works in an office i think, i actually mean the show shop, but nevermind, i really don't know where my dad works, havent seen him for 3 years, depressing huh? wow i'm writing kinda fast. I like offices, the smell of coffee
February 16, 2005 11:05 AM
[danielle]
It's a place where people work. I once worked in an office during work expeirience. It was a chocolate factory's office so i ate a lotta treats and on wednesday i got a muffin :) which was good. it was pretty boring and there were tons of people in the office. There
February 16, 2005 11:07 AM
[Cristina]
I hate the office. It sounds really boring and stupid. Just stupid. Stupid and boring. Office. Boring. Stupid. Boring. Boring. Stupid. Stupid. Robots. They are all robots when they go to the office. Stupid and boring and boring and boring. Boring. Office is a boring word. Wor
February 16, 2005 11:08 AM
[carissa]
I was in the office today where my friend and family were checking out guys who were really cute and liked to look at me
February 16, 2005 11:10 AM
[rachael]
boring i cant type quick enough shit hell times runnin out, paper pens faxes phones time money deals ties people
February 16, 2005 11:24 AM
[help]
offic is where i am now im so brd n lonly y i dunno wot 2 do i reali lve mi bf casper atm but i also lve john 2 n i just spnt d most amzin day wiv john n ditched casper i have d whole phisical sid wiv casper but nt eotional (i dnt chat 2 him) but john i have d emotional side in chat all d tym 2 him even now im tlkin 2 him lol but were nt goin out :( wha wha y does lyk suk so much??!!!!
February 16, 2005 11:27 AM
[DeAndre]
The office and stuff, there's a lot of funny commericials about someone in a office. I remember the scene from the matrix when he was in the office and the agents was trying to get him but morpheus was telling him how to get out and stuff but they found him anyway.
February 16, 2005 11:29 AM
[AL Nordstrom]
Space
February 16, 2005 11:33 AM
[Brandon N. Whitworth]
My office is in the dungeon. Does that make me evil? I'm not sure. It's not like I've tortured anyone lately. Maybe they keep me here for a reason. Perhaps I am valuable? yeah, that's it.
February 16, 2005 11:36 AM
[Stephanie]
office space funny movie. i really dont have one seeing as i'm a student. i dont know that i'd like to work in an office or would i. maybe i'd like to have a job with an office, but not one that i work in constantly really. yeah maybe an office woudl be
February 16, 2005 11:43 AM
[mike jennings]
im sitting in the office at work wondering if there is really any point to staying till the end of the day. the phone a rung three times all day and none of them have been for maintenance. this has bee one of the most boring
February 16, 2005 11:48 AM
[zzzz]
an office trapped walls and paper and tape and a stapler and people bent over desks with fingers running over miles of words
February 16, 2005 11:50 AM
[Molly]
office, trapped, jobs killing souls, soul sucking, searing, wounding buildings of coprate america. Of the world. the monotonuos drone of ants only life-sized.
February 16, 2005 11:52 AM
[Deb]
i sit in my office wondering why i'm really here. is it because my boss is paying me. no. do i really love my job. not really. do i hope to be head exec one day. not so much
February 16, 2005 11:53 AM
[loggy]
THEY SUCK, THEY ARE NOT COOL, I THINK OF MILTON FROM OFFICE SPACE. MY MOM WORKS IN AN OFFICE. I HATE OFFICES. I WILL PROBABLY WORK IN A OFFICE. POOP! IM OUT OF TIME!
February 16, 2005 12:07 PM
[Bill]
I dread going to the office, not because anything particularly bad happens there, but because I am not there, I feel myself diminished just by being there, I am encubed, alienated, cut off from the world entirely. I hate the office.
February 16, 2005 12:09 PM
[steve]
Today I am sitting in my office. The walls are grey. My heart is drab. I'd like to pour some paint on the ground, just so somebody would notice. I don't have a problem with my office, but what it represents about me. It is a prison. I am a prisoner. What is my crime?
February 16, 2005 12:10 PM
[Joris]
Ok mijn ouders werken op een kantoor en dat is dus het nederlandse woord voor office. Voor de rest heb ik geen idee wat ik nog ga schrijven of beter gezegd typen over dees woord want ik werk nie op kantoor ik zit nog op school, in een wiskunderichting
February 16, 2005 12:13 PM
[Lost girl]
I'm at the office. I have an urge to masturbate. Instead I will balance budgets.
February 16, 2005 12:13 PM
[STORM]
BORED. WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. THE WEATHER IS NICE, AND THIS AIR CONDITIONER IS KILLING ME...
February 16, 2005 12:16 PM
[ocean]
When I think about the fact, that I have to sit in a dark and small office one day and call that "working" I start to feel very lost and very alone and I want to scream and run away, because I guess it would kill me sitting there, in this kinda office. Dark and small being part of your life in the future, makes you wanna live, huh?
February 16, 2005 12:19 PM
[Foxeh]
I sit in my office and I am bored. Bored out of my mind. Witless, even. I exhale loudly, blowing my fringe out of my face, only to let it flop back down into my eyes again. Frustrating. I tap my fingers impatiently on the desk. Annoying. I make a paper aeroplane, throw it, and watch as it sails freely out of the window. I envy that aeroplane.
February 16, 2005 12:20 PM
[Derrick]
wrok. sweating, bored , stressed , aching grueling tie suit desk chair pc cubicle
February 16, 2005 12:20 PM
[tina]
cubicle full of hate. where i sit and wait. for time to disipate. how i'm not late. to go home at eight.
February 16, 2005 12:21 PM
[kate]
boring, hateful, grayish, suites, blah, icky, balding, old men, glasses ewwww! Dont wanna go, papers, xerox, migrane hatred, affairs, doughnuts, cofgfee, etc...
February 16, 2005 12:23 PM
[Sarh]
I work in an office. It is very boring. The only people i make contact with on my boring days at the office is my secratary and the copier. And then i have my 45 second coffee break and then its back to mindless work for the rest of the da
February 16, 2005 12:23 PM
[Michael]
In the office alice gave birth to a six fingered baby who resembled an oversized orange and smellet vaguely of sheep and fish
February 16, 2005 12:24 PM
[Juanita]
once i was in an office and there was a man who came in dressed as a giant pickle...he asked if i woul like to redo my office and i told him i didn't own it but he didn't believe me...he then preceeded to take out sample after sample until a man dressed as a must
February 16, 2005 12:30 PM
[curt cavallo]
how about that office massacre the other day, they one employee just took a damn flame thrower that looked like it came straight from a videogame and then mauled everybody right there. it was probably the most devistating fire to hit all
February 16, 2005 12:32 PM
[lollard]
a place i go. ilive here in my mind with the world on my shoulders, a time to reflect, to indulge to be me. i work, i talk, i write i pray i hope things go as they should..according to god's will....
February 16, 2005 12:32 PM
[Marko]
Boring yuk yuk, working with minimum wage, nambla. Torture, lack of freedom. Microsoft's product. Buggy and processor heavy. Don't do it. Oh no, the time is running out. Office is a place which isn't suitable for people. There, happy now. Shouldn't this stop already. Noooo, it's malfunctioning...
February 16, 2005 12:34 PM
[cynthetik]
I have got to get out of this place. I knew I shouldnt have gotten up today. theres still three more hours of this crap. HELP MEEEEEE!!!
February 16, 2005 12:39 PM
[Anita]
every office is different. mine is a classroom. i love coming to work everyday. i don't think i would enjoy it as much if my office were a cubicle. i dont know how people do it. funny movie: office space. i love it!
February 16, 2005 12:40 PM
[stephanie]
like i want it to my mind goes blank and fades to black feeling like i had to let it cool lean back such a fool to lack what wisdom in the form of sky and words that were none what happened to the plans jumping into the sun feeling like i has wasted but i don't know what i would have done instead let down the sail because the wind has gone from here what's the reason you have for singing if the echo kills you in your sleep what a tragedy you have know idea how far the stars fall they are the ones that echo now speak to me before it fades to black condensed somewhere i don't want to be there's no breeze to cool my cold hands i'd like to know where i ought to run if i'm serious about jumping into the sun
February 16, 2005 12:40 PM
[Lorraine Voss]
An office is a room usually filled with pencil skirted, blouse wearing, spectacled females who (offset from another, often smaller room where imortant official decisions are made) spend huge potions of the working day discussing soap opera story lines with their work mates whilst polishing their nails. Apart from high pitched giggling and gossiping sound of the afore mentioned females the typical office is also filled with the sounds of clicking keys as the workforce check their personal emails, send jokes to their friends and surf porn and the ring ring, ring ring, of telephones that are never ever fuckin' answered.
February 16, 2005 12:40 PM
[chris]
i love my office it is a nice office i sit in my office all day and look at porn one time the boss caught me but i managed to talk my self out sof it to bad for the dude that was stealing from my office he got toasted and i
February 16, 2005 12:40 PM
[AGNES]
the office of my mind has two cubicles good and bad. i wish the office of my mind had one cubicle only that was called FUN LOVE AND LIGHT!
February 16, 2005 12:42 PM
[jenn]
i went to work n i sat down at my office. my boss walked over and told me im fired n i need to get rid of all my stuff in my office. i was so upset that i have to leave my little cubicle.
February 16, 2005 12:42 PM
[Heresy]
Aha! A word I know so well. Stuck in a small enclosed space with no where to turn without unfair prying eyes reporting your every action, you're simple trapped! Ah, the office space... and we come back here again and again!
February 16, 2005 12:42 PM
[Andrew]
i was working in my office when a giant alien came and attacked the building. 500 people died and the building was destroyed by the 100 pound alien and he ate me and my friend when we were working in our office and playing tetris. and we both died and exploded inside the alien and then the alien died...thank you
February 16, 2005 12:43 PM
[phoebe]
I work in an office. It's actually not much of an office cause there's only 8 people in the building, but it's still an office so it's mostly boring and I sit at a desk all day. Most days I don't accomplish a lot cause there's not much to do. Sometimes I wish I didn't work in an office.
February 16, 2005 12:43 PM
[john]
A soul-deadening location that pulls you away from your life's pursuits and loved ones. On the other hand, it is a fierce engine for daydreams and escape plans.
February 16, 2005 12:44 PM
[red cedar]
wow, what a word for mid-day wishing the insomnia hadn't come on like it did, shooting stars sitting upright early morning not enough light. this is office, cubicle, no window, this is computer, tired-eyes, wishing unchained.
February 16, 2005 12:44 PM
[Gerry]
cramped cubicle suspicious eyes overlook work unfinished on my desktop sh
February 16, 2005 12:49 PM
[Teekay]
a office is a room where you work etc paperwork, computerwork and other work
February 16, 2005 12:54 PM
[david]
each lent I travel out into the desert – to be a part for awhile – and listen for a voice to come out of that great emptiness
February 16, 2005 12:54 PM
[ale]
desk. chairs. people. paper. computers. walking. jobs. getting fired. bosses. breaks. lunch. interview. dinners. pens. ink. supplies. mail. gossip. ideas.
February 16, 2005 01:00 PM
[Joey]
I work in an office... Offices are usually boring and the lighting here drains the life out of me... I'm in my office right now... It is about 1 hour til I get off... When I go home I'll not think about this office, but live my real life... But until then, I am here... Office... Prison.. What's the difference?
February 16, 2005 01:05 PM
[luismiguel]
the office a tv program about a fat guy with mustache. where everyone goes everyday, and have a bad time, where the jobs are done, and the boss fieres people. where nooe wants ti go, axcepte if theres a good looking secretary
February 16, 2005 01:05 PM
[Michelle]
I was alone in my office when the lights grew dim and the floor began to shake. I jumped out of my seat and then fell to my knees, then, as if it was a miracle, a light
February 16, 2005 01:06 PM
[pokey]
the office is grey and bleak the cubes are honeycombed together. the light has no source and the air is stale. no one is around. where did they go?
February 16, 2005 01:06 PM
[Tori]
An incasing, claustrophobic square. Confinemed and unable to escape. The computer is the only link to the outside world. A greyness encases.
February 16, 2005 01:08 PM
[chris]
a place to relax, play some games, surf the net, just generally enjoy yourself as much as you can until five o'clock when it's time to go home
February 16, 2005 01:08 PM
[Harry]
what an amazing place where people in the city work with high paying salerys, easy hours, fun times and great bosses. i want a go
February 16, 2005 01:08 PM
[Monk]
I hate the office....well I don't work in one so I wouldn't know if I hate it...my friend sofia used to play ofice as a kid the would spend hours making badges and all the good stuff, but when it came doen to playing she'd back out...thats sofia for you
February 16, 2005 01:12 PM
[fred]
little work to be done got to find an escape. how can i hide my computer screen how can these downloads be erased? oh no! here he comes
February 16, 2005 01:15 PM
[Lanthe]
I feel so cramped. Cubicles, dark walls, no vacation. It's just like a torture chamber. Even the boss with the whip cracking my back. I feel all the same pain I would feel had I'd been tortured.
February 16, 2005 01:18 PM
[Jackie]
people working. white shirts. ties. sitting in a small space. i don't want to do that. i don't want to be that. that's what college is for, but even then... how to escape it?
February 16, 2005 01:18 PM
[Kathie]
Office- somewhere I know I'll dread going to when I'm older. This summer I'm not working in an office, I can't stand to be cooped up indoors underneath hot lights trying to please customers. I'd snap. And then get fired. Which would suck, because it would take away my only source of income... oh well.
February 16, 2005 01:20 PM
[Lenore]
office. corprate america puts people i na tiny little office where they slave all day and then it makes you wonder are they truly happy in an office?? a mini office is a cubicle. truly happy? no... screw that
February 16, 2005 01:22 PM
[Johsn]
An pffice is a prison, where people who are priced as a commodity are used to benifit the hierarchy of business corporations. I hate offices and I hope I never get an office jobb.
February 16, 2005 01:25 PM
[ryadevi]
There is something inherently stifling about a cubicle. The stark gray walls, the piles of paper, the coffee mug full of pencils. No matter how many cheery little touches you try to add, it's still the same empty box at heart.
February 16, 2005 01:26 PM
[stephanie]
you have your ups and here comes the down i kick myself and around we go again i feel sick now outbursts need to go away dormant i sit and wonder i do this pondering i bid adieu can't relax now it's not your fault at all i want you to see me and leave here with me and sail away to the better day once more snow transpires while the clouds stay white that was a yesterday and hopefully another day this stupid cage isn't soft enough to break pushing everything that's good away? what good is it anyway.
February 16, 2005 01:27 PM
[jomama]
i went to the office to see if there were any pens. i needed a pen so that i could write my wife a letter. the letter was to tell her that i am leaving. leaving makes me said, but it is necessary. i will miss the dog, but i'm glad we dont have kids.
February 16, 2005 01:36 PM
[ollieho]
we made love in the office the first time i met you. you were my boss. i was your employee. i liked the power you had. that's why i did it. no other reason. i did not love you; i do not want you. i wanted the power.
February 16, 2005 01:43 PM
[Mary]
I was at the office today. I sat down and tapped my pencil. I must have done that for atleast 20 minutes. It was surprising that no one told me to stop. I guess I should have, because I noticed that Johnny kept on twitching. It was really fun though! If you were there, I bet you would have tapped your pencil too.
February 16, 2005 01:43 PM
[sabrina]
stress... white walls, small rooms, neatly piled chaos, same old small talk, crisp ironed suits, high school drama hidden under grown up vocabulary.
February 16, 2005 01:45 PM
[jeremy]
fuck! shit! no fucking way! unfuckinbelieveable! you gotta be shittin me! fuck this im out! eat your god damn tps reports jew!
February 16, 2005 01:51 PM
[KT]
A place where I do my work, and spend the majority of my life - Monday through Friday, 8 to 4:30. It's also a place of fun - a place we trash when it's someone's birthday, close the door and gossip in with coworkers, play on the internet, and do a lot of procrastinating. It's a place of evil and good.
February 16, 2005 01:51 PM
[Bailey]
Office is a place where work SHOULD be done... but SHOULD things don't always happen. In our sea of cubes, we play baseball, bowl, search for the e-bay treasure, check our stocks.. and oh
February 16, 2005 01:58 PM
[yuyujfyu]
ummm office space i didnt feel like going to work today. What didn't feel like it? that fat man just keeled over and died. speaking of a fat man did you see sgf
February 16, 2005 02:03 PM
[Dorn]
Office is a place where people work or pretend to work as some are too lazy to do anything like me because its boring so there in your face and i don't see why you have to work for money you get given it for free if you need it so badly.
February 16, 2005 02:06 PM
[SimplyFabulous]
i'm stuck in this drab office. every five minutes i check the clock. my tasks seem so insignificant but i have to get them done. and i have to make it til my time is up. why do i waste my time. why don't i enjoy it? i guess thats just how it goes. i guess it always does
February 16, 2005 02:12 PM
[chelsea amato]
i say the word already. bummer. i hate this word. i hate offices, i hate white crisp shirts i hate the artifical nature of it. what the hell. you got this one life to live and you waste it is a pretty cage running on a wheel.
February 16, 2005 02:12 PM
[Braeden]
the one place i hate being, the job i can't stand. stuck behind a desk in an office 5 days a week, longing for something more. i wanna be a rock star, see the world, not the staff parking lot and a few trees from my window. someone get me out of here. please.
February 16, 2005 02:15 PM
[mhh]
work and crappy people gossipping and you need coffee but theres no time because your papers due. you hate your boss and you want to go home but you feel obligated to a company that you dont even hold stock in. cant concentrate.
February 16, 2005 02:15 PM
[nads]
i work in an office. its not a fun office. i just work here because i am in the work-study program. i do it because i need money. i used to work in a fun office. there i was appreciated and i had fun. they always had candy in that office. now i dont get candy in this one. they have candy but i feel like i shouldn't eat it. so i dont. i wish i could though. i love candy. anyways about the office...the phone is ringing right now so bye!!! bye!!! bye!!!!
February 16, 2005 02:17 PM
[cc]
dont want to be in one right now. want to be at home with my dog in the garden relaxing and enjoying the day. work sux.
February 16, 2005 02:28 PM
[Mark Swark]
Office space was a movie that used both smart and potty humor to achieve laughter from people of many backgrounds.
February 16, 2005 02:28 PM
[AverageCypress]
Tired of the stress and demeaning work, Brad decided to show the office what real pressure was like. With a loaded rifle he entered the office, firing one round at that smarmy bitch who only as to answer the phone, but acts like her work-load is killing her, well now I guess it is.
February 16, 2005 02:32 PM
[Malek]
people sitting at their desks, stressing writing in distress.Unknowing what to do, looking around , me at you.Yes hide the boss is coming then.....
February 16, 2005 02:35 PM
[Travis]
I work with computer all day in a cubical sitting and absolutely loathing my existance wanting to be free in the forest and the fields with the sun shinging bright over my head, through my body.
February 16, 2005 02:37 PM
[farfle]
oh GOD, i dont want to work in an office. this office smells like the inside of an airplane, a stale, sickly-sweet smell. and they're doing construction too. a pound, pound, pound---am I supposed to work like this? micromanaging should be outlawed. i want to go home like you wouldnt believe, folks. yeesh.
February 16, 2005 02:38 PM
[Misty]
a place to go to make money, do work, keep clean, and free of clutter, cause clutter can effect your work, and you always want to do good work. chairs and desk, and computers and coffee, can all be found here, along with grumpy jfolks, and sometimes laughter. s
February 16, 2005 02:44 PM
[KeVLaR]
i work in an office.... an office is a place where you work... or maybe its the other way round... but the office is a place of work in which people (men and women alike) gather in suits and do boring activities in which to earn a living. Handily enough... its also a great place to have sex...
February 16, 2005 02:45 PM
[harry]
a place where there are cubicles and fat men a place where bosses boss people around a place where i hope to work at someday a place that has a cafeteria? where the boring people end up working at a place that old men look at
February 16, 2005 02:48 PM
[D-Man]
Bleah. Office. Cubicles stretching for miles on end. Each in their own neat rows. Silence. Random buzzing. A cough here or there. Break the conformity.
February 16, 2005 02:51 PM
[kerrbear]
i've never worked in an office because i'm only 14 lol. but in an office there's tons of people and everyone knows and works with each other and there's usually computers. Ummm that's all I know about offices. yep
February 16, 2005 02:52 PM
[Laura T.]
office buildings. cubicles. prison and death. offices are prisons. I would hate to work in an office. But so many of us have to. Why? Computers.... technology. Blah. But we love it.
February 16, 2005 03:02 PM
[evie]
i will never work in an office. never. i am going to travel and be myself and help people and eat good food and never ever ever grow up. never. i cannot even contemplate the thought of staying in a mind-squishing box working on a computer, doing what anyone else says, without feeling physically ill and repulsed and disgusted.
February 16, 2005 03:02 PM
[fgsdfg]
office space. wheres my stapler? im going to burn down the buliding. SOMEONES GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS. michael bolton! ajha amhhhdmednanji
February 16, 2005 03:04 PM
[Solion]
Office, closed cubicles of wall and brown floor and lights that make you die inside, plants dont grow , shaded windows with fith and film as mindless drones scurry before me . Office, is dark at times , wising for light , but light is dead light. nothing grows, nothing breahtes , rinning tones of phones and loss understnading, want to breathe want to see.
February 16, 2005 03:04 PM
[Anthony]
Office space was a really funny movie. Kung fu? Wow, I like kung fu too. It was pretty cool up until it was seen everywhere along side "gangsters" so I had to give that up. Too hip for me. Now I'd much rather purposefully go against the norm. Like in that South Park episode about goths. That was funny. Staring down and dancing, takign a drag of a cigarrette. haha.. I love that.
February 16, 2005 03:06 PM
[Rissa]
The office. Small space. Lots of people. Busy. Loud. Oh, so loud. Dress nice, dress to impress. Dress to impress. Impress who? Impress clients. The customer is always right. Right.
February 16, 2005 03:08 PM
[doug]
its kinda like a cell. if you think about. you go there everday. to sit. and slave away. its about time i hit the streets. are my girls still feelin me. lets go with this freakshow.
February 16, 2005 03:09 PM
[Kristen]
I walked into the office and I had to work that day. I really didn't want to work that day, but what can you do? Unfortunately, I'm required to work. Most people are. That's what I'm going to school for, right? To sit in an office all day and stare at a computer screen like I'm doing right now? Will I really need to know what spotlighting is for that? If you can't tell, I'm studying for a midterm. At least they don't give you midterms at work. I hope. They give you midyear reviews or something like that...
February 16, 2005 03:10 PM
[Marsha]
He sits in his office, quietly thinking about her joyful spirit...then...he begins to type...a gentle, kind letter to his best gal pal. He has missed her all these years but now, at least in the quiet of his office, he can reach her once again.
February 16, 2005 03:18 PM
[Marcy]
I am happy not to be in the office right now. I've been given a sabbatical, to take time and immerse myself in research and service work that I never have time for. It feels like playing hooky from the office. But I don't regret it--this time has been earned. Just can't waste it.
February 16, 2005 03:19 PM
[Brittany]
I can't ever imagine myself working in an office. Sitting there day after day, watching my butt get larger, eating Snicker's bars, dealing with idiot, bitter people that got stuck at a desk job, competing for a 5 dollar raise. Ick... so sad to me. I guess thats really all
February 16, 2005 03:24 PM
[jennelle]
i was in a office one day, i saw a urn, i felt for the urn. it was alone. it did not mean to be alone, but it was. i was lonely. so am i. so i picked it up. i felt how heavy it was so i de
February 16, 2005 03:26 PM
[Liana]
The office is never crowded. People come and people go, minds empty and hearts full, but no one ever makes eye contact and no words are exchanged. the windows are open but there is no breeze. a heavy stillness hangs in the air like dust, choking the lungs, leaving one yearning for the bitter sweetness of the unprobed mind.
February 16, 2005 03:26 PM
[Queen Jalula]
"uh, i think you have my stapler" a great quote from the movie office space. yes. my cousins love that movie. one of them bought the other a stapler of the same make and model as the referred to in the quote. it was so funny.
February 16, 2005 03:31 PM
[David]
today at the office I sat in a cubicle. It was boring. it's like four walls that close in on me, and don't give me a chance to escape. It's like, NO! I hate my office. It's like Dilbert, but it;'s not funny... which is some of a shame, and ruins the whole p0oint of the office. I hoped it would be like Dilbert. I love the cat, I do.
February 16, 2005 03:35 PM
[Laura]
Well, An office let's see. I hate going into the office. All i ever have to do is work my butt off. It sucks. I hate it so much. And i get lowsy pay too. Well actually that's just what i hear about offices. I dont work actually. I sit around on my butt in my room doing nothing. It's actually rather fun. But the stupid Office let's get back to that. My brother works. Actually, he doesnt have an "office" porsay. He works at CVS so..yeah. It's not an office. I'm wrapping this up now. SO LONG! There was my minute.
February 16, 2005 03:39 PM
[ldeer]
oi dont have an offiice cuz well i dont i woker at dads and its ok but i dont get to feel the cooller talk cuz it aint a office. But im lrightt im okaayy it works out tht wawyy./// hey that rhymes olike a song ill go back and write a verses prolly MEH? no cares... no weedmann at my paraty no sireee... jusut dbrad:) so yeaha here we go ////// see spot run ntoo .... erin brokovich screwed my dog skip M_E_H_
February 16, 2005 03:40 PM
[chelsey]
I don't work in a office. I never will. I go to school. I don't want to work in an office though, since it seems like it would be such a bore. I will write books in my own home, where I feel comfertable if I ever need money.
February 16, 2005 03:41 PM
[fey]
the office is a place of work the office is not a place i want to be i'd rather be out to sea or in a place i call "home" or out with someone i love the most the office... is not a place for me... it sucks, and requires work not for me... and that is that
February 16, 2005 03:43 PM
[josh]
office sucks I don't like office. it conjures up all kinds of shite images about a dull place. talk about suck, you might as well have written death or some crap like that. I hope the office burns down today!!!
February 16, 2005 03:44 PM
[LSL]
Another day in the office... Jill couldn't take it. She wanted out, she hated being a police officer, it was her moth's fault she got into this line of business. She had to be just like her father, she should have been born a boy. Everyone expected her to be, she couldn't live up to anything. She wanted OUT.
February 16, 2005 03:48 PM
[brittni]
i don't work in an office, i work in a school. i am a student and have never been in a real office building. offices are for squares but thats cool if thats what their dreem job is office is a hard word to type really`
February 16, 2005 03:56 PM
[ashley]
well i went to the office today its sucked i almost died by the paper shreder and got eaten buy the computer but hey its all good maybe to morrow wont be as dangerous.
February 16, 2005 03:59 PM
[guy]
the office sucks, we all live in a world with no limits but those put around us by the office. if not for our sucky lame jobs we would all live in a world of starvation and hunger, but we would be free from all this crap and buaracracy, and people who criticize how you spell when you have time limit
February 16, 2005 03:59 PM
[Jim Bob]
i am bored u have a computer dont u i think this is retarded cuz we do these in school but we get 5 minutes dont think just write lllllllaaaaaaaa
February 16, 2005 03:59 PM
[Richard]
Offices are for people that sustain to conformity, that go with authority, and command very little for themselves. Breaking out of the offices are challenging yet rewarding.
February 16, 2005 04:01 PM
[odiddlydee]
i would never be able to sit in an office and look out the window while piles of paper would keep multiplying on my desk the free city outside rushing about me i'd have to jump out and join them
February 16, 2005 04:01 PM
[Kyle Hale]
Today at the office I walked carefully down the halls, staring at all of my prairie dog companions, watching the water cooler manifestos unfold in well-choreographed jazz hands and upnods, the dark ltimus paper of my boss' closed door, the mysteries of a thousand hegemonies clashing in a harmonious chaos. Me? I'm just the janitor.
February 16, 2005 04:04 PM
[bite me]
the office is a place where lots of bullshit happens, but not much work. who cares about this damn thing. This sucks. I'm not impressed. My ADD must have just kicked in!
February 16, 2005 04:08 PM
[asef]
i like offices. they are places that people work or dont work. they are places full of busy people who dont really care about what they do. why do we have offices. they are pointless in an age where all can be done through computers. why not just have A FREAKIN COMPUTER! lol.
February 16, 2005 04:09 PM
[mandi]
comoputer people busy noisey typing phones ringing boss projects coworkers 8-5 mon-fri money filing file cabinet telephone answering service inbound calls tech support eras
February 16, 2005 04:12 PM
[rose]
I'm stuck in this ugly penitentery that some people call an office. it drains all the happiness away from me.this is my worst memory ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
February 16, 2005 04:13 PM
[hiliary]
so I am sitting here and it is getting close to lunch, bu the smell of the womans food in the next cubicle is disgusting and now all I want is a ciggeratte. The boss is droning on along with the stale air conditioner. I can imagine him getting sucked into the vents and no one would miss him, we'd still hear the same thing.
February 16, 2005 04:20 PM
[Avital]
So, I'm not in an office but I was in one earlier trying to figure out my Judaism. Shit, what are you talking about Avital? Do these ppl care... ? No... I really have to pee and my bathroom isn;'t an office. Ugh, what do I write, what do i write? Well.... our sachool has an office, you get called to it and your in trouble. Mer. Pink is funny he has an office
February 16, 2005 04:20 PM
[andy]
i sat in my office today and just put my feet on the desk. i have been feeling really depressed, my office has been my home away from home. a place to unwind while i think about all the problems my life has. vagina!
February 16, 2005 04:21 PM
[Ron]
Harsh lights, cubicles, ringing phones. Free coffee, air conditioning, that cute temp girl.
February 16, 2005 04:22 PM
[asfsdf]
ofices suck, like this one time i went to my dads office and it smelled bad because the window was stuck or something. offices are a good place to have sex, you just have sex in the office and you yell fuck fuck fuck fuckf cu,fufkcufkfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuk!! and then you orgasm and have a killer time and stuff yeah cool.......
February 16, 2005 04:23 PM
[Megan]
The humming of the computers from the cubicles radiated around my head, like bees in my ears on one of those hot summer days where you feel like you can't escape the sticky heat. Monotonous people with monotonous stories typed at keyboards, pictures of ugly babies ta
February 16, 2005 04:24 PM
[Austin Sanders]
I was sitting in my office today... thinking. Thinking of a world where everyone's skelleton was on the outside. Kinda like "They Live", ya know? Wouldn't that be neat? Would girls still be attractive?
February 16, 2005 04:26 PM
[Tim]
I am in the office right now trying to get the hell out of here. I don't like being in the office on nice days like today. I would rather be outside the office having fun in the sun. My office sometimes gets much too hot and then I really would rather be somewhere else. Sometimes when it is cold outside I am thankfull I can work in the office instead of outside. I just recently added decoration to my office with a painting on the wall. Then several day after hanging it up it came crashing down. Broken glass covered my office floor.
February 16, 2005 04:26 PM
[Jackie]
work. suit. nice. legs. hott. buisness. computers. college. professor. tie. elevator. big building. printer printint a bunch of stupid shit. house.
February 16, 2005 04:31 PM
[lisa]
stuck in an office while birds are singing? and there is love to be found. sad grey and white everywhere. no emotion. who needs it
February 16, 2005 04:35 PM
[lr]
california, work, dad apple 45 jack and jill wear i am bored dont think just write happy birthday in 2 days dos dias till me cumpleanos!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 16, 2005 04:36 PM
[Kimberly]
An office... is a space where you can work. It's your domain. your home. It should be your sanctuary. But then your boss comes in. He's yelling. You say, "Hey boss! Just take a chill pill!" And then he shoves a paperclip or two up your nose. But it's all cool because he's really not your bos. He'
February 16, 2005 04:40 PM
[Jonnie]
the office is a shit comedy on bbc i also think of the office that i might work in when i'm older if my carreer plans go to shit ohm gucking god qwhat carrer pplans i'm such a fool i realy have no preostects yes im only 17 but ive fucked my life already i dont kno what to do and fuck fuck fuck
February 16, 2005 04:43 PM
[ickle]
i like hanging out at my dad's office. he's got a whole crapload of office supplies there that i steal whenever i get the chance. and sometimes i flirt with the people who work there. hey, think about it. office. what's off about it? i have no idea. gosh.
February 16, 2005 04:43 PM
[nikki]
Sitting in this dull place that, everyday for the rest of my life I have to be, I realize that I don't need this place. I slowly get up and run out screaming and laughing like a mad person.
February 16, 2005 04:44 PM
[Robyn]
you sit at your computer and fiddle around with the dr. suess necktie your 6 year old daughter got you for christmas... back when she was 6 anyway. The rubber plant by your cubicle door is
February 16, 2005 04:45 PM
[Richard]
place where you go to work on your companies many projects doctors place dentist place depot management
February 16, 2005 04:49 PM
[Louise Webster]
The Office a fantastic British sitcom starring Ricky Gervais as David Brent, with the romance of Tim and Dawn and the funny to mock Gareth. Harlirious and has won awards yay
February 16, 2005 04:51 PM
[kevin]
the office is not a place i would like to work i would rather work outside of the office. my favorite movie is office space, and i wish i was the main character. if i were to ever work in an office i would want the best office ever
February 16, 2005 04:53 PM
[BoBo]
my office is alright I suppose.. small cubicles with lots of noise and many medical charts.. but at least i have one
February 16, 2005 04:53 PM
[George Soros]
i have this office that I work in that I hate. Well, not really. i saw office space once, found it funny, but it's not an office like that. No, not at all. instead I work in a lab, that's my office. day in, day out, i grab my coffee, check my email, shoot the shit and lounge. do i get work done? of course i do. but it's monotonous. sometimes i dont' know why i'm here. why not a beach in tahiti? shit that'd be nice. very very nice. times up? it is now...uh oh, time to go. cheerio.
February 16, 2005 04:56 PM
[Richard]
THe nplace where you go tow ork.The smell of strong coffee and bad aftershave .The voice of your boss and the hustle of the day.
February 16, 2005 04:56 PM
[katherine]
pens filled with ink cream colored stationary embossed with your initals a desk, covered with marble and glass, computer speakers a rolling chair, perfect for little children and tired feet hope for the future of the next paycheck
February 16, 2005 05:04 PM
[df]
is one of the greatest comedy shows ever written. Ricky Gervais plays the uncomfortably awkward David Brent, the manager of a paper company in Slough, England. It is possibly the funniest
February 16, 2005 05:04 PM
[michael]
it would be hard for him to do her office for her. she was picked to do it for herself, and i say well, god damn, she should just do it herself. if it means anything to me, it just might as well mean everything, and by everything i mean the whole office.
February 16, 2005 05:12 PM
[gemma]
office workers work in an office in an office building with other office workers in an office environment where officers of the law patrol regulartly to the office where these officers live.
February 16, 2005 05:13 PM
[Jen]
I am in an office right now at work, quite bored actually, oh well...what can u do..hmm this is silly umm yeah work is quite boring...cause no one else is in the office...and im just a secretary here...i duno what else to say...where does this actually go...does anyone even read this..very silly...i am a secretary for a real estate agency...i dun do much..i am actually 17 years old...working at an office
February 16, 2005 05:21 PM
[bleh]
omg i h8 the office, im gonna go to work now and eat a doughnut like a cop cops arrest people, drugs are bad or good, depends how you look at it, anyways, gonna go eat cause doughnuts are good and strawberries and whipped cream are too, yummy yum
February 16, 2005 05:21 PM
[melissa]
i don't want to work in an office. i grew up thinking i would go to college, get a nice desk job.. then quit school and got my GED. whatever. i did end up with a nice desk job, but am now happier working a daycare, even though i bring home every flu and virus in the state of tennessee. i still like it better. offices are not my style.
February 16, 2005 05:24 PM
[No 1]
To day I got a new office and I like my new office alot my friend got a new office to
February 16, 2005 05:25 PM
[sherites]
theres an open office that sits atop a pile of papers. sits there because it doesn't know what else to do with the pile stacked high beneath, each layer a floor of numbers waiting desperately to be entered into the gray plastic box that sits atop the office. theres a man that lies underneath the papers. flat on his stomach, his arms flung out from his sides. for all i know he might be dead.
February 16, 2005 05:26 PM
[jazz]
I Love to work in my office. Its very quiet. I have other people who work in my office. they are office workers. they are fun. i love them. they give great gifts. I wish i could work in an office forever and never have to sleep.
February 16, 2005 05:28 PM
[Aimee]
Windowless. Almost always windowless. It's annoying, I suppose, to be stuck in one little place and not move. For hours on end. It's almost like being back in school again. Almost. Surronded, by people you never talk to, or who's names you don't know...and windowless, with no escape.
February 16, 2005 05:31 PM
[SJS]
Offices bother me, how are you supposed to keep all the stuff you don't want to really do at home, in the office? Everythings so crowded and theres so much stuff. it sucks
February 16, 2005 05:33 PM
[Cynthia]
offices are usually boring, filled with the clickety clack of typing and sometimes doughnuts and other food. it can be stressful in an office, and people around you love to interrupt. the chairs are nice
February 16, 2005 05:34 PM
[Castalia]
Too much work everyday. When I have to go to the office I think that is as well as dying. I hate everything about it, the manager, the customers, the other people...
February 16, 2005 05:35 PM
[Haley holtz]
paper girls coffe lotz of coffee no one around exxcept at the coffee place and at there computers...sounds interesting i know... ya paper paris and n
February 16, 2005 05:35 PM
[EC]
I've never had to work in an office. Thankfully. I'm just a student. Well, I'm also reminded of a doctor's office. White walls. No fun. Well, when I was young it was fun to play in the kiddie section of the office waiting for the doctor. Playing with the toys and writing on the chalkboard. FUN. I wish a work office was that fun.
February 16, 2005 05:36 PM
[denise]
I work in an office. Office is just another word for cell. Thinking is prohibited. Laughter is prohibited. Your meaning in life is prohibited. But you are told - that to succeed you must think outside the box.
February 16, 2005 05:41 PM
[Joey]
Offices scare me. Especially the councelor's office. Oh, I can't forget the principal's office. I want an office. I need an office. I want my own room.
February 16, 2005 05:43 PM
[cynthetik]
I got this word earlier. I escaped. Just to let you know. I thought it would go on forever but I made it out. Bad news is I have to go back again tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel......
February 16, 2005 05:43 PM
[Jim Menard]
I don't even have an office; I have a cubicle. Can't concentrate. No privacy: anybody who walks by can see what is on my computer screen. I don't mind that so much. The problem is that I am so easily interrupted by others: by their noises or phone calls.
February 16, 2005 05:45 PM
[Caity]
the office was pretty damn hard today...paper work, scissors, hell, i even stapled my hands together. the office was a pretty hard place to be today, and ya know what, i ain't never going back. to hell with the office, who wants to be there anyways, ya hear?
February 16, 2005 05:47 PM
[sam]
the office is where the magic happens. thats where her magic happened. she wasnt ready, he wasnt either. it was out of context, awkward but real. sometimes the real things are bad.
February 16, 2005 05:48 PM
[marc]
the evil office, the one no can excape from, but you have to have one to get paid, so you can get laid, then get genital warts, then die a miserable death if your a woman, domb bitch, shouldn't have fucked in the first place, but it is and evil, evil place!
February 16, 2005 05:49 PM
[Lexi]
god i hate the office. I hate the idea of having to spend an entire 8 hours (at least) crammed into some crummy cubicle, or stuffy office, pretending to do work, that I honestly could care less about. I just want to call in sick every day, or at least go home early. The end
February 16, 2005 05:50 PM
[Pavalamani Pragasam]
A work place, the authority/position
February 16, 2005 05:55 PM
[dave]
the office is where people work and the movie office space is awesome. I don't want to work in an office I just want to play rugby. Office work seems to suck just sit there all day getting fat, staring at a computer screen. The word office, kinda stupid.
February 16, 2005 06:01 PM
[ANNE]
SUCKS, FAKE PEOPLE, COMPLEX NOTHING, CONFINEMENT, NO LIFE, WORK, PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY SKILLS, PEOPLE WHO HATE PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO JUST NEED A JOB. PEOPLE WHO HATE THEIR JOB. UGH. HATEFUL.
February 16, 2005 06:05 PM
[Alex]
Office, God. Reminds me of Sharjah, cooped up in that cage on the 19th floor. Like a prison. And you know, that might just be what the next 40 years of my life are like. The rat-race, it's sickening. There's got to be something else. Isn't there?
February 16, 2005 06:07 PM
[Katie]
The office I hate it I hate being in a desk who wants to sit in a desk all day? I hate the bricvk walls the thivk silence the smell of paper then drone of computers. I am bored and strangled
February 16, 2005 06:08 PM
[Phil Morin]
Pencils, pens, paperclips. 4-month calendars. Waiting for my computer to boot up. watercooler. Carpeted floors, clean, vacuumed and dark grey. Pink erasers on new pencils - open the box. They are hexagonal and yellow and perfectly identical. Word documents. Spreadsheets. Internet. Did you get the memo? Tables in the board room. Meet me at 4pm. We'll hit Friendly's after work. Phones ringing - morning coffee, 9am. I want to date the intern.
February 16, 2005 06:10 PM
[Kat]
i have never worked in an office, and i'm glad i don't have to. i don't get along with people too well, and i'd be afraid that i'd get into fights constantly. maybe i really should work on my people skills, maybe not. oh well. who knows?
February 16, 2005 06:10 PM
[Descending-Angel]
In the quiet of her cubicle she scrawled angry letters on yellow legal pads. Under the piles of files and documents are all the things she never said to him, to anyone, thoughts without a cover page, emotion without a fax number. No one thought she'd kill herself this way.
February 16, 2005 06:12 PM
[Jonesington]
The Office is one of the greatest shows that had ever been broadcast. I think the comedy writibing is brilliant and very true to life. I actually think my office isslowly draining the life out of me. The fluorescents buzzing and the radiation from the monitors that surround me must be slowly frying all my little sperm and cooking my brain. If I am quiet enough I can hear my brain sizzling and I cn feel myself getting stupider. Like knowledge is leaking out of my brain. And the must be something that says that only having one window that you have to crane your neck to see the outside world has to be bad for you. It just has to be. And then there is the home office. When the torture chamber that is your work space isn't enough, export it into your home !!! That is lovely.
February 16, 2005 06:16 PM
[elizabeth]
this office traps me, and I'm not quite positive there's a way out of it. cubicals were always restraining, but this is the epitome of prison. perhaps someone will find the key, but how can you unlock a door that isn't there?
February 16, 2005 06:16 PM
[stuck in the office]
it is my nightmare, sitting in a chair looking at the fake window painted on the wall. wanting to be anywhere but here .. playing in the rain... reading a book... taking a shower... being with you... but i cant be because this is my "real job" that everyone told me i am supposed to have... i cant be what i want to be because thats not acceptable... so i'm stuck in this cubicle staring at the pile of papers that i dont know what to do with
February 16, 2005 06:17 PM
[jack]
The hell I go to each and every day of my godforsaken life. Was I put here on earth to do this meaningless crap? I must find something better to do with my
February 16, 2005 06:18 PM
[Kelc]
work. never ending hard work. work sucks, don't you think? toga is a weird word. it's all...toga-y. toga toga toga. ravioli is yummy. i eat in the office sometimes...work is bored
February 16, 2005 06:21 PM
[sarah]
i took my dog to the office once...bad idea. she ate all of my stuff...and stuff. then when i took her home, she puked everywhere. she must have gotten car sick...never take your dog to work! take my advice.
February 16, 2005 06:23 PM
[sabert]
offices are like puzzles. you dart around the small cubicles, and at the smell of food, pesky office workers pop up. everything is grey and bland. and white. the ties are bad and so is the coffee. the boss is an asshole. i'm glad i'm still in school.
February 16, 2005 06:33 PM
[natasha]
Office are boring and white and impose caommunistic values people work there reminds me of scholl thouight in a way
February 16, 2005 06:35 PM
[George]
where people work. a place people don't like to go. it could be medical, dental, or some other type of place. Most people have to go to this place to get better. or maybe they go to do work on the computer. some may go to it to have sex. but it's meant for work and not play
February 16, 2005 06:36 PM
[Emily]
In the offic I sit, staring at my computer. I am so freaking tired of this place. Please, god please let me find another job. I could just take my stapler with me and leave...but I'm not the person who does that.
February 16, 2005 06:37 PM
[C]
i will never work in an office. It's so damn dissappointing, but I fear that I never will. I wanna to be powerful and successful, but what if I never am? What if I never have my own office with a view? Oh god, I'm freaking out, I don't know waht to write at all. I can't think cause Oprah is in the backgroung. It's something about cheating. I don't know where my future is going.
February 16, 2005 06:42 PM
[Allison]
I hate to work in an office. It just seems unnatural compared to how other people work. I actually envy postal people. THey have their own space. dont have to worry about not seeing daylight cause they have their own window. I really wish that i had a job but i would neber want to work in an office like that. I need light Im just one of those types of people that likes my space
February 16, 2005 06:43 PM
[Andie]
my father works in a office he is the boss alot of other people work in offices like lawers. i want to be a lawer
February 16, 2005 06:44 PM
[dk]
the cold cubicles lined the patterned monotony of his life. even his bland, flakey attempts at novelty were derailed by the overall gloominess that was his existense. nothing could be done to save him.
February 16, 2005 06:46 PM
[Caelliegh]
my dad is an official person in the police buisness. he is very inmportant and has an office. sometimes i wonder why he likes his job?
February 16, 2005 06:50 PM
[someone]
Office. In an office, you are more than who you are. Your actions, your words... they do not reflect solely on yourself, but on the honor of the office, as well as on those associated with that office. It is a responsibility above oneself.
February 16, 2005 06:55 PM
[daydream]
confined place...no where to go....trapped....stuck at a dead end and heading no where....pointless....hidden behind the walls...suit...discomfort....displeasure....lifeless....pointless.
February 16, 2005 07:01 PM
[nisi]
It is cool in here, so I take breaks from daily chores and try to work but my heart isn't in it. My heart infact seems to be missing altogether. Instead I have a huge empty hole filled with hot air, I guess with that I should be doubly glad that the office is air conditioned.
February 16, 2005 07:06 PM
[Tyna]
The office was like a personal hell for all who entered. It was sweltering and cramped, and smelled strangely of some mix including sweat, blood, and something else... something more sinister. All in that little office.
February 16, 2005 07:12 PM
[ericA]
In the office, two people sat. Two people sat in the office. One was a man. One was a woman. One owned the office. One did not like the office. Off you go, said he. Off I go, said she.
February 16, 2005 07:14 PM
[josh]
Get off the ice it's too thin, get oof the ice it's too thin, you will fall through and sink to the bottom and freeze so hard that you'll still be alive but you wont be able to move
February 16, 2005 07:17 PM
[Matt]
At the office I was standing there drinking coffee when a co-worker approached me with a proposition. She said, "hey do you think that you can get me some papers copied by this afternoon?" I told her that I didn't know. I also said that the office was a crazy place for copies. Sometimes you don't need copies to do stuff. If you know what I mean.
February 16, 2005 07:22 PM
[Sammy]
The office was full of amazing things. The new Applaegate computer shone the amazing and relaxing beach desktop picture, the traditional coffee mug sitting atop the coster, and the swirling chair filled it off.
February 16, 2005 07:22 PM
[BRAT]
hard work, lots of politics, pantyhose ick, lots of friends, things to do, place of business, fun! responsibilities boring colors, nice furniture, lots of goodies to use place to w
February 16, 2005 07:25 PM
[Cat]
sitting at a desk. Waiting for the end of the day. Need to get out. So bored.
February 16, 2005 07:27 PM
[hi]
as i sat in the office, waiting for my coworker to pick m up so mydaughter is haveing a sleepover at her friends' house im not invited cuz im an adult boo ho
February 16, 2005 07:31 PM
[hi]
office. boring office. why must i sit in this office every hour of every day? well not every hour, but close to. i want to GET OUT.
February 16, 2005 07:33 PM
[lk]
Everyday she sat in the office and stared at her little knick knacks on the desk. she never really did work, just stared at the blank unchanging computer screen. She was lost from reality.
February 16, 2005 07:33 PM
[Danielle]
Not good associations here. I know I don't want to work in one. I think boring, cold, too business-like and serious and straight laced. My second thought was of the elementary school office. Not a lot of good memories there either. Needless to say, so wh
February 16, 2005 07:43 PM
[dontspamme]
offices are really crowded and messy with cubicles and water coolers i've got one in my house it's really convenient actually it's also a map in counter strike i love that game like hwooaa y'know. i think its got to be one place i really don't want to work, ever, because i'd suffocate like a rat in a fucking can of soup, and that would be just ew like ah
February 16, 2005 07:44 PM
[Clover]
My office is in the corner of my room. It is small with a chair that spins between the two desks. I love my office.
February 16, 2005 07:44 PM
[sue]
the place where i go and sit for hours on end and listen to people talk about their problems and don't do anything to solve them, we also watch bad human behavior and try to react in an approproate manner but it does n
February 16, 2005 07:44 PM
[Mary]
ugh the office, a place where animated drones go about their work. where the words "decaffe or regular?" echo around for hours at a time. WHere the boss checks into each cubical to make sure his empolyees are making him enough money. THe office the place of hell.
February 16, 2005 07:46 PM
[Heather]
My office is where I spend half my life. My Office is avery crowded place, with no fresh air. Office used to be a funny word that made me think of cubicles.
February 16, 2005 07:47 PM
[Laura]
In the office I see a world, a whale, a sea of colors, fish of paper, putrid, burning, seething, writhing, pouring down, washing all, the shark eating, the schools swimming, the anemones closing, the coral living and all in the sea the sea the sea
February 16, 2005 07:49 PM
[Holly]
I'm glad that the career I've chosen for myself doesn't involve me being cramped into a little cubicle for the rest of my life; I see how upset people are when that's what they've chosen as a vocation. And yes, they've CHOSEN it; you couldda worked somewhere ELSE, you know! You could have chosen a career at a young age. I don't know; I think that working behind a computer screen and answering phones and being stuck behind some walls would be VERY depressing. I wouldn't be able to do it, definitely not.
February 16, 2005 07:50 PM
[lakshmi]
i work in office.. its a corporate office.. it is situated in madivala that is in banaglorein karnataka state
February 16, 2005 07:52 PM
[alana]
I'm stepping into the office. There's a black swivil chair in the corner, in front of a clean wooden desk. A wide window looks out of the world of manic rushing. I see cars, trains, and airplanes all from my little window.
February 16, 2005 07:55 PM
[Kelly]
The office job I had drained me. I was bored, no mind stimulation whatsoever. Fat, Blind, and pissed is how I left feeling the day I decided to quit. Sit sit sit
February 16, 2005 07:59 PM
[Tessa]
Small space where work is done. probably not fun, thought they do have parties, which are often lame. my mum works at one. office space was a funny movie.
February 16, 2005 08:09 PM
[sam]
is a place where people go to work. and when they come home they are usually upset and really uptight. it seems like whenever they go to the office they become e
February 16, 2005 08:09 PM
[jessa]
i remember take your daughter to work day. when i was little it was a whole new world to explore, and a different enviroment to see my dad in, it was weird, when i got older, it made me appreciate that i never want to work in an office
February 16, 2005 08:19 PM
[nikmik]
in the office the man waits with his bat, when i enter the bruising begins, pain ensues it hurts. i will not be here much longer i will go let me go stop hitting me the bat hurts the man is cruel die he says die die die i want to leave, i will never be able to leave he has me and not letti
February 16, 2005 08:24 PM
[tree monkey]
as a tree trimmer the outdoors is my office.everyday is different.I love working in the weather-going out on a limb
February 16, 2005 08:26 PM
[rur]
am leaving the current office in just 2 days. feeling euphoric, excited, sappy and exhausted in everyway. in anyway, I'm now feeling sick for sure...
February 16, 2005 08:29 PM
[kat]
i used to go to my father's office all of the time. i would stay and help him work, filing papers, stamping letters, typing up documents. most of the time, though, while he worked, i would play on the secretary's computer. now i dont go to my dad's office anymore. he doesn't go there as much as he used to, workaholic. he's had to cut back his hours, you know. it's dangerous for him to drive when he's on the chemo and he's usually exhausted when he's not.
February 16, 2005 08:29 PM
[Christine]
i dont want to work in an office when i grow up. Seems to confining and structured.
February 16, 2005 08:33 PM
[me]
Office whores.Are some that wear shorts skirts and fuck the boss before they get the job. the office i shall work at, will be nice.organized.and professional.I'll hold a high office and I'll be me.no one else..The office lady.I'll be morally correct and modest.
February 16, 2005 08:34 PM
[remedios]
The office was cold and dark. I sat there, staring at my electrical pencil sharpener, wondering seriously what would happen if I stuck a paper clip into it. Being naturally curious, I did so, which caused sparks to fly out. I had to wear an eyepath for a week.
February 16, 2005 08:37 PM
[MrMakaveli]
my office is full of hoes and weed we make death threats generated by hate and greed we are the corporations of america, we are the noble and the trusted any honest man would be thoroughly disgusted I AM DONE 12 seconds to spare.
February 16, 2005 08:39 PM
[Dimmu Borgir]
what the fuck is all this about? i dont get it me like :S wtf and 50 seconds to go, i dont even know what to do bleh!!!1 what was the word as well, dont think i saw it :'( 1!1!!11bnumbertqwo!!1?1/!?!?!!1 AMFG 1337=ME M89483908 8D meeep running out of time wtf to do....*twiddles thumbs* bleh!!! lalalallalala hi bye
February 16, 2005 08:49 PM
[Anthony St. Clair]
Staring out of the window in the office, then staring back at the computer screen, then staring outside again - and each time smiling. The coffee was hot, the day was bright. The keyboard sang, and after a thought passed through the keys he walked, and went over the bridge at the river.
February 16, 2005 08:51 PM
[A]
offices are very boring, quiet, white walls, buzzing flourescent lights, fake plants, people who just stare out the window, no sense of humor, way too quiet, did i already say that? I used to work in an office, and i was so bored, it was like torture, I wanted to stand up and scream just to liven the place up and get rid of the monotony has it been a minute yet? I saw a little pop up box, but i didnt read what it said, so im gonna keep typing i wonder when it'll stop me, so anyway, offices suck,
February 16, 2005 08:57 PM
[a false terl]
Some office relationships explode into lawsuits and ruined lives, especially if a boss sets his - or her - eyes on a subordinate.
February 16, 2005 08:57 PM
[Chantee]
I work in an office. But I don't like working in an office. I'd much rather be out doing something that will keep my interest all day. That's why I got into the profession that I did so that I would not have to sit in an ofice all day.
February 16, 2005 08:58 PM
[d'oh]
"i am form'the office of must check your booty'.I am sorry,maam,but I must closely examine it.firstI must rub my hands aaalll over it.Then I must make sure that it responds to stimulation.">>.'Oh,homer,he he.'
February 16, 2005 09:07 PM
[d'oh]
"i am from'the office of must check your booty'.I am sorry,maam,but I must closely examine it.firstI must rub my hands aaalll over it.Then I must make sure that it responds to stimulation.">>.'Oh,homer,he he.'
February 16, 2005 09:08 PM
[Nahima]
I work at Charter Communications, which is technically my office. I love going to work with the expection of not sitting at my own desk. I don't really have my own office, I sit in a pod with a group of people around me. The envirorment is office based, but I don't bring the work home.
February 16, 2005 09:08 PM
[Liz]
I work in an office. ITs quite boring. Theres nothing to do but work. I have no friends in my office, just bobble heads. I hate my office..I hate my job.. ooh well.
February 16, 2005 09:11 PM
[Candace]
offices equal confinement. I hate confinement. I hate school because it feels like that. Let me run around please. Walls, enclosure, hatred, claustrophobia, death. Death by confinement.
February 16, 2005 09:14 PM
[well]
sitting in a bland stuffy cube stuck stuck stuck the dirty windows are always left unclean and the dust stars make stories again in my head yellow, red, and blue.
February 16, 2005 09:14 PM
[Kim]
i sat in the office reading a book instead of working, listenign to music in the background, marilyn manson the best band ever! then the boss walked in and scramed YOURE FIRED YOU NEVER WORK! oh well i never liked the job anyway,.
February 16, 2005 09:16 PM
[ugly]
bland corners and enless panty-hosed legs, crossed, bent backs and grimy faces watching computer screens, begging for a weather-bug update for an excuse to call home
February 16, 2005 09:19 PM
[Dustin]
So, I walked into theis building once, right? It was tall and blue. I asked a man sitting behind a desk why the building was blue he said, "it is the office of the blue men group". Go figure, their office building is blue. Haha, I laughed until I turned blue myself.
February 16, 2005 09:20 PM
[Tailz]
The word office is one which brings alot of dismay and grief into ourhead apon hearing. When hearing the word office you instantly think about work or working in a cubicle in a big office of a corperation which dosnt care for you nor its other emploeys. Working all day in plain cubicles in offices is enough to drive the toughtest man mad its a look into the future of what our lifes will become bt
February 16, 2005 09:20 PM
[meredith]
this is the place where people dread to go. i usually hear complaints about offices, always the day where people had bad days. on the other hand, this is where people have those fun christmas parties where the boss gets drunk and streaks across the backyard. and this is where many people have affairs. great, huh?
February 16, 2005 09:21 PM
[sik]
boring work early mornings coffee cigarettes boss overtime shirts ties skirts photocopies women sex printers computers porn mmmm porn donuts me you him
February 16, 2005 09:22 PM
[Alice]
My father's office is filled with fascinating objects...like pencils, and pencil sharpeners, and paperclips...which could be used as pencils if you unbent them all and stuck some lead on the end. Sometimes my father lets me sharpen his pencils...but he won't let me experiment with the paperclips. Boooo...
February 16, 2005 09:26 PM
[soren]
I hear the phone constantly ringing, papers shuffling, the tiny clink of paperclips falling to the floor. The tip taps of the keyboard being pressed, the scratch of one writing. I can't wait to go home and relax.
February 16, 2005 09:30 PM
[jess]
we just watche doffice space....the first time for me....a very funny movie....i would hate to work in an office...way too crowded for me. i hate having a boss....i need to be my own manager
February 16, 2005 09:36 PM
[Tir]
I sit in the cramped space. My dusty leather chair is no comfort. I chew on the end of a pencil, rub my eyes, just wasting time. Is it the weekend yet? I am waiting!
February 16, 2005 09:47 PM
[Angie]
The office is a place I don't go to. I find offices are very impersonal and male. Office is a program on my computer.another office is d
February 16, 2005 09:49 PM
[asdasd]
i never want to work in a cage that people like to call an "office." . wtf, mate. Gay gay gaygay gay gay gyagy gay gay gya gyagy ayg ay gyayg aygayg aga g ag. . business major? fucking loser. spend all your money and waste four years of your life to learn HOW TO WORK FOR SOMEONE ELse. and work in a shitty office. gl hf
February 16, 2005 09:50 PM
[sara]
my office is like a big hamster cage. people press feeder bars to get reaction, same old thing day in day out beep bop boop press button get praise, press button get paid, press button oh my life is done. get outside and ride a bike. I hate my office. I think I was meant to be a bird
February 16, 2005 09:50 PM
[Tyler]
sitting in the office i start chewing through the huge stack of papers on my desk. once i bite a nice sized chunk out of each page, i move onto the pens. i demolish them all and put sticky notes all over my cubicle. today was a good day in to be in the office.
February 16, 2005 09:54 PM
[muphyness]
office, jeez, with Kim its so boring, i mean like shes a nice person and all but there isnt anything for me to dom and whats with her inviting amanda in, i dont even like amanda, she freaks me out, she always look like shes is uncomfortable or she is gonna bite someone.
February 16, 2005 10:02 PM
[Dachan]
That's the next target, he thinks, and fingers the grenade in his pocket. Office building 456, the one where he wasted eight years of his life, the next casualty in his war against his past. Late night, no employees, just a clean blast and the flames.
February 16, 2005 10:04 PM
[ryan]
i hate it. i sit there and all the other cube farmers watch me clickity clack away. i produce they ride the coat tales of my success. its crappy. but thats corporate america for you these days. oh well
February 16, 2005 10:04 PM
[unknown]
The word office is a place that you can work at .Where there is peace and quiet and no one will bother you.To some people it is place where you can do serious work!
February 16, 2005 10:09 PM
[mimsie]
the office can suck my bum. i can't imagine what it is about me that keeps me returning to that place day after day after day after.. painful. there is really nothing else to say other than painful. it hurts me.
February 16, 2005 10:10 PM
[cam]
The young man opened the dest drawer and pulled out a small hand gun. He had been waiting for this moment his whole life. As he walked up to his bosse's office
February 16, 2005 10:32 PM
[dusty]
i went to my office today, feeling a bit bumed out. i don't know why i went to work today. it's way too stressful. i could've stayed in bed. there is a gun in my top drawer. if i could go home and get it, i could end all this madness
February 16, 2005 10:36 PM
[Begonia717]
An office is a setting to do business in. You sit at a desk and type away at your computer or file papers. People always gossip around the water cooler or in the break room. Sometimes meetings are held there between coworkers or guests
February 16, 2005 10:51 PM
[Ryan]
thge place I hate to be the most, where I never get laid, but hot women hang out there. I make money there and sometimes I get to see boobs... its alright to be there only because most people tell me I belong, its a dull and boring place to be but for the most part I will do what I need to do to get money and go out thats the way it works in this horrible p
February 16, 2005 10:59 PM
[BTDM]
I hate the office! Stupid Cubicls. I HATE THEM! Full of morons who think that they are better then me. Yeah, right... Atleast I can defrag my own computer. Duh. I know what im doing, they dont....
February 16, 2005 11:01 PM
[amanda]
he sat inhis thin leather chair, spinning slowly to beat he imagined in his mind. the dreary beige walls of his office seemed to slowly drain every ounce of enthusiasm from his eyes. he had turned grey over the years, not his hear, but in his demeanor.
February 16, 2005 11:17 PM
[Preyas]
The place I live in the place I reinvent myself... I breathe and grow. florish and spread. demonstrate and explain. The place I exist and express.
February 16, 2005 11:18 PM
[Simon Wolf-Gough]
I strode into the office and stared at my cubicle, angry at that man who I call my boss, and those I call my co-workers. Working a job I hate to buy shit I don't need, the philosophy of life.
February 16, 2005 11:33 PM
[Joseph Squires]
the office was dark and damp. It smelled of meldew and was dimly lit. There were papers strewn all about everywhere and there were no windows, except for a small one that was painted over with black paint. after the carpet was torn up there was hard
February 16, 2005 11:40 PM
[Tammie]
the place where people work, and earn money. also a program from Mirco soft...
February 16, 2005 11:46 PM
[jamie]
the bright white hit me like a moving bus. the cubicals could be seen far into the horizon. i slowly started to walk my way down to the reception.
February 16, 2005 11:51 PM
[Matthew Homan]
stop the presses! the fuckers have taken complete control and the madness is at an all time new peak. we must take immediate action and stop the tyrade of debautury now! for God's sake, think of the children!!!!
February 17, 2005 12:10 AM
[edward]
office tend to be cramped and boring places where boring peopel go to work jobs they hate, its a world of plastic and paper and tetius job that make you want to shove a pencil in your eye. i hate them with a passion.
February 17, 2005 12:10 AM
[Carolyn]
I hope I never have an office job. I would hate to be holed up inside all day with nothing but paperwork to do. Offices make me think of Happytime on Dead Like Me.
February 17, 2005 12:10 AM
[k]
I work in an office. They are filled with cubicles, often loud, and electronically equipped. We are allowed personal items on the desk, though not so personal as to offend others, which is easily done.
February 17, 2005 12:38 AM
[Diabhol]
Today in the office I schedule interviews with secretaries. They're not really interviews, though. I just convince these women to have sex with me in my office when I should be working. My job description is so broad that I can actualy sit here for hours as a time and do noting so I prefer to have sex during company time whenever possible. It's kind of exciting and certainly inappropriate, which never fails to make it all the hotter. I am sick, I know, but it can't be helped. I need to get off and I don't give a damn about taking advantage of a bunch of poor women who needs jobs. Nothing is more important than my own cock, after all.
February 17, 2005 12:43 AM
[christoph]
An office can either be a room or another term for the work place. At the "office" you sit on your backside all day, possibly scratching your ass for pleasure from time to time and you don't actually do anything. In fact, you are probably on this website and many others that you have found to be entertaining. Also if you work in an "office" you are probably in a dead end job and going to die in an office. Shame that.
February 17, 2005 01:13 AM
[Emma Brown]
You're sitting in an office, bored, cheucking paper in the air. You see a mna walk past your office. You havent seen him before. You follow him down the hallway. He enters what you thought was a broom cupboard. Do you follow him?
February 17, 2005 02:08 AM
[Cliff]
i sitting here in this stupid office right now. I probably should be working but oh well. I hate this place. But i'm on this website trying to relax so i'll think good thoughts. yeah right.
February 17, 2005 02:10 AM
[zoey]
90 degree angles, unrounded, creamy tan and silver sculpted edges to hold cds. desk situated so that folks won't scare me from behind.
February 17, 2005 02:15 AM
[hill]
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February 17, 2005 02:24 AM
[me me sanchez]
i hate the whole "office" thing. Is that alL? I want something just for me...is that so wrong?
February 17, 2005 02:55 AM
[melancholymisfit]
i met you in the office it wasn't pretty you said i had to leave that i was no longer wanted here my presence was no longer desired thanks for nothing
February 17, 2005 03:39 AM
[jenna]
crappy boring job that all u do is sit at a desk starin at a computer.loads of people you have to work with that you dont want to.loads of borin jobs to do
February 17, 2005 03:46 AM
[P]
Neatly packed away in small boxes, in our office cubicles. One grey wrapped package indistinguishable from the next, instructions not included, no refund. We sit wrapped in styrofoam packing, surrounded by loose pellets of words we never said, and casual chatter, holding coffee as the last wisps of steam hang in t
February 17, 2005 03:52 AM
[j]
a room of a building where work is done. this room can contain furniture, people. hold meetings or appointments. where business related things are dicussed.
February 17, 2005 04:13 AM
[Claire]
I'm at the office now. it's so boring. nothing's going on. everyone's just seated at their desks typing away. it is completely boring. there's not much work to get done too.
February 17, 2005 04:13 AM
[lydlyd]
I miss my old job. I may be stressed but I felt needed. Important even. Now? I feel important but I'm not using my brain that much. I need an outlet.
February 17, 2005 04:16 AM
[Tez]
all around the office people are laffin having fun but on prick in oarticular needs to be shot i hate him i wish he was strung up by his balls
February 17, 2005 04:37 AM
[nah]
Is the word still office? I did this fucking word already. an office would be a nice place to live. Bit cramped maybe.
February 17, 2005 04:43 AM
[gide0n]
My place of work and my second house, I live there almost (o more) of 8 hours each day... I hate to my bossss!!!
February 17, 2005 05:03 AM
[joey]
office.....a place where many people don't want to be...a place where official things take place.where we have to shoulder responsibility ambiguous.......what things happen in an office it's an area where people fight for money, power...does an office really operate on fair rules? does anything operate by fair policies?
February 17, 2005 05:08 AM
[Laura]
Oh my office. I hate my office and love my office. The big old window that looks out on Massachusetts avenue. Hearing the trucks bump against the pot holes their load banging as they shit. The window is full of plants growing so amazingly. And we are under these big beatufiul old trees that shade us at
February 17, 2005 06:03 AM
[Narg]
office-office-bo-office-fe-fi-fo-office-noffice-nofficerimanotdrunk--fofficer-gofficer-rofficer-lofficer-tofficeroffabridge-zofficer-aofficer-enoughofficer
February 17, 2005 06:19 AM
[kristen]
paper computers secretary boss no fun suits liar liar no kids allowed lawyers business men stealing my money what i want to do rich people shiny shoes
February 17, 2005 06:20 AM
[Tired Eyes]
cubicle spaces staplers, and crazy employies that wont leave after being laid off i want to set the building on fire ill neevr work in an office for some pig, im my own boss
February 17, 2005 06:20 AM
[Heather]
sitting bored in a little chair surrounded by people that i can't stand just wanting to go home being bored out of my skull trying to get my work done but not being able to concentrate on any of the work that i must complete
February 17, 2005 06:23 AM
[Megan]
The office was small and round With one window at the side she sat all day by herself with no one to talk to It was a sad existance Very sad indeed to sit all day all alone With no one to talk to
February 17, 2005 06:25 AM
[Julie]
sitting in my office all alone I work on an assignment that is due the following day. stress envelopes me. I have no idea how I'm going to finish this by its deadline. I need to concentrate but all I can hear is the constant ticking of the clock... tick tick tick. it won't stop.
February 17, 2005 06:26 AM
[kasey]
the office was filled with lots of papers, misplaced and very unorganized. stacks of folders were sitting on the desk, almost forming a layer of dust from the buisness man not going back to them for such a long amount of time.
February 17, 2005 06:27 AM
[bdfb]
ricky gervais stars ina televisions show called the office in which macenzie crook also stars playing the lovable yet helpless gareth who was in the army and used to get bummed by the other soldiers. Other characters include tim and dawn who regularly play pratical jokes on gareth, some of which include putting his stapler in jelly and dropping it out of the window! Other scenes include gerbvais headbutting a prospective assistant whilst trying to play football and also doing a crazy dance for comic releif to the tune of the bees gees night fever, woot. It is one of the funniest shows on earth....ever!
February 17, 2005 06:28 AM
[Justin Bienvenue]
Working, Coffee,Small space, Desk,Copy Machine,more Working
February 17, 2005 06:29 AM
[Angelkitty7888]
there was a large desk inside the cubicle taking up the entire space as the man slowly raised his head to look around at the sea of cubicles around him and then he saw the girl in teh buisness suit staring straight back at him
February 17, 2005 06:30 AM
[Patrick Garriepy]
The office seems pretty dull. I mean, the first thing that I think of is the movie Office Space. That was a tremendous movie, by the way. The office is probably somewhere where I hope not to work in the future, but whatever. We'll see where life takes me. PC Loadletter....
February 17, 2005 06:30 AM
[William]
bob was sent to the office of stupid jobs when he was unemployed. They told him to go to the ofice of alliterations so he could check for repeating syllables
February 17, 2005 06:32 AM
[katy]
she sat all day in her office; sometimes productive, sometimes a dreamer. her office was her prison. many have a dream of having a corporate office on the top floor of a skyscraper; somehow that is viewed as success. i think anything outside of an office would be better.
February 17, 2005 06:34 AM
[Desiree]
I do not want to work in an office. I can't picture working at an office or working in business. I would rather do something fun and not so boring where you have to be proper.
February 17, 2005 06:34 AM
[Keeghan Schmidt]
cubical spaces and big mean bosses who like to eat donuts and make you do meaningless paper work just to pass the time. Staplers and hole punchers and post-it notes!!!!!whaaaaaaaaaaaa
February 17, 2005 06:35 AM
[hk]
ill sit in my office in my own little world and watch everything go bye like i am sitting in time.i want to get out but cant leave wake up and see the same old office over and over evrythings in the same place.
February 17, 2005 06:38 AM
[Julie]
in my office there are loads of men and hardly any women. I spend most of my time working really hard and listening to the men talk about women in a derogative manner. I have a stapler and a hole punch, I have a desk tidy full of unusual items which will never get used, I have 3 tins of empty coke and 2 cups of undrunk water.
February 17, 2005 06:49 AM
[carrieclough]
I used to work at an office. It was ok I guess. Lots and lots of people pas through the office every day. It is not a real great place to work. There are lots and lots of prob
February 17, 2005 07:01 AM
[abbey]
a boring place where you work, reminds me of a clock thats ticking in the room.rather a stupid thing. erm... pencils o yeah.. and those electric sharpeners. the smell of hospitals and coffee machines!
February 17, 2005 07:04 AM
[Emerson Dameron]
Here we are again, maybe office should be the word of the day five days a week like it has to be if you're going to as the cheif exec says "put food on your family," you pretimuch hafta think about this place a buncha tha time.
February 17, 2005 07:25 AM
[zarah]
I would never work in an office, looks boring and ppl that works there is suicidal! thats my opinion anyway. Its like if you work in an office with cubicles you can just as well kill yourself...
February 17, 2005 07:40 AM
[Charles]
I'm sitting in an office writing this. It's a souless place, devoid of any personality, much like this company.
February 17, 2005 07:45 AM
[dvanw]
C'est pas un vrai office, c'est plutôt une officierie ou une voiture officielle... Un vrai office serait plus comme une sorte de bureau in french in the text... Je ne sai pas si je me fais bien comprendre ?
February 17, 2005 07:58 AM
[becca]
the officer arrested me for breaking into my dads office, but i didnt, because my dad who is a police officer let me the keys. :S:S CONFUSED!
February 17, 2005 07:58 AM
[YOURMOM]
I'M ACTUALLY SITTING IN AN OFFICE RIGHT NOW. anD SOMETIMES I THINK THAT I WANNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE. UNTILL I COME ACCROSS A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SITE SUCH AS THIS ONE AND IT ONCE AGAIN ENTERTAINS MY SHORT- SEXED CRAVED MIND ONE MORE BRIEF MOMENT IN WHICH I WILL SPARE MY LIFE. tHANK GOD FOR 5:00PMD
February 16, 2005 08:03 AM